Author Topic: Lao Massage - Co Durham  (Read 1209 times)


22 review(s) for Lao Massage (17 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by catweazle]

Offline catweazle

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This is the artiste formerly known  as "Big Nipple Babe".

At a loose end one afternoon  a couple of weeks ago, I tried contacting her ( I still have her number in my punting phone).

She claimed to remember me.  I asked about parking on her driveway, and got "of course   dahlink".
Arrived and there  were 2 cars and a chuffing great van filling the drive.  Parked up a bit away and walked back.

It's 2 or 3 years since I last saw her, and, to my eyes, the years haven't been kind.she looked, at the door, a bit haggard.

Upstairs to her well-appointed dedicated massage room. 

Previously,  at some point during the face-down element  of the massage, she  would strip and gently place a big firm book into your hand.  Not this time.

A good, wholly legit massage followed.

On the flip  more 'proper' massage. Finally,  about 45 minutes into my hour, "would you like a happy ending?".

Previously,  I had had everything  from OWO, RO and FS but now, it seemed   a HJ was it.

She does,  to be fair, do a good HJ.  I was taking a little while to get over the finish line, so she said " shall I get my boobies out?". Yes, I said  then she said " it's £20 extra".

Out the puppies came.  Maybe she's had more enhancement done since I last saw her, but they were rock hard. The (in)famous nipples weren't that special  either.

I was then asked if I had taken viagra before arriving  as my cock seemed "too hard".

Eventually I spurted and she cleaned up.  A bottle of cold water  and paid the fee (£60 +£20) and off I went.

Not what it used to be, IMO,  hence the neutral.  Of course, as always  YMMV.

Offline Weatherman21

Ta for review. 

I was think of booking her next week.  Might have to look elsewhere.

Offline waynekerr600

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Previously,  at some point during the face-down element  of the massage, she  would strip and gently place a big firm book into your hand.  Not this time.


Don't know what I should read into this.

Created a really funny image.

Sorry couldn't resist. Thanks for the review.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2022, 01:43:17 pm by waynekerr600 »

Offline catweazle

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Don't know what I should read into this.

Created a really funny image.

Sorry couldn't resist. Thanks for the review.

Sorry, damned autocorrect. Should be "boob" not " book".

Offline waynekerr600

Sorry, damned autocorrect. Should be "boob" not " book".

Sorry you had a neutral experience. Thanks for the intel though