Melissa - Black Label (Outcall) - Sexy Brazilian Dime

[Slickrick66]

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Price: 1k for one hour, she mentioned she was down for anything once meeting but didn't confirm if that includes anal or not as anal really isn't something I'm in to anyway.

Looks/Personality: She is a real stunner. when I first saw her I was absolutely giddy with excitement, many girls these days claim to be models due to a couple pictures they may have taken for someone on Instagram but this girl definitely looks like she's a real model and she's also tall, in heels she's over 6'0. She has fake tits which is pretty obvious by her pics but doesn't have any other noticeable plastic surgery, also she doesn't have any tats or piercings. Personality wide I found her to be quite charming. She was very easy to talk to with a very sexy Brazilian accent, she was knowledgeable about world events, and seemed like a decent person. She also mentioned she's a psych major in college so just beware that she can read minds lol.

Date Walkthrough: After meeting her downstairs of my hotel we went back to my room. She chatted for 20mins and then she excused herself to get changed. She came out 5 mins later in some nice lingerie. We proceeded to make out for a few minutes, but keep in mind she doesn't seem to be into DFK and you may receive pushback if you try. After that we got onto the bed and I proceeded to give her oral and she was very responsive to that. She returned the favor to me but she only does covered BJ's after a few minutes of an underwhelming bj, we started with sex in cowgirl, then missionary, then doggy. I ate her out again and at that time after a quick handjob I was ready to cum and came on her tits. We talked about a few general topics for 15 mins and then she quickly showered and left.

Overall impression: she's a stunner when it comes to looks, I loved her personality she's quite chill, and she's educated and seems to be a good person. The downsides though are price point (1k an hour), her lack of dfk and vocals in bed as well as unwillingness to do owo. I would meet her again but it would have to be at a lower price if maybe 500 an hour or so for me to feel like I'm getting good value but if your looking for a hot Brazilian model for a night and have a surplus of money to burn I wouldn't hesitate in recommending her for an evening.


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[jimbobster]

1k!   No OWO or kissing?
WTF! 

[FiveKnuckles]

   wait.   for 1k you chatted for 20mins downstairs, 5min for her get change and another 15min chat afterwards.   

how long did you spend having actual sex?      this could be the highest 'cost per min' recorded.

[Alexmck]

Shame. She was in HL but lack of owo and dfk and seeming enthusiasm kill it

[king tarzan]

Sounds utter big sticky smelly tatee 

[DevilTimed]

At thay price point, you would expect to get to pop twice or share a shower at least? I understand you feel that she is smoking hot, but not the best VFM.

[Waterhouse]

  wait.   for 1k you chatted for 20mins downstairs, 5min for her get change and another 15min chat afterwards.   

how long did you spend having actual sex?      this could be the highest 'cost per min' recorded.

Same thoughts here.


Slickrick66 did you only get 20 minutes of actual playtime?  You said £1K per hour, but did you book for an hour or longer? You also mentioned that “she was down for anything once meeting”.  Clearly not since she wouldn’t do OWO or DFK.  Did you not confirm services beforehand with her or the agency?

Not sure if you’re new to this game or not, but the whole thing reads to me like she was taking advantage of a possibly naive newcomer to punting.  I maybe wrong in this assumption of course.

[king tarzan]

Same thoughts here.


Slickrick66 did you only get 20 minutes of actual playtime?  You said £1K per hour, but did you book for an hour or longer? You also mentioned that “she was down for anything once meeting”.  Clearly not since she wouldn’t do OWO or DFK.  Did you not confirm services beforehand with her or the agency?

Not sure if you’re new to this game or not, but the whole thing reads to me like she was taking advantage of a possibly naive newcomer to punting.  I maybe wrong in this assumption of course.

If someone wants to waste there money, let them joyfully.. not my hard earned money so I don't care about others money..

[Slickrick66]

Same thoughts here.


Slickrick66 did you only get 20 minutes of actual playtime?  You said £1K per hour, but did you book for an hour or longer? You also mentioned that “she was down for anything once meeting”.  Clearly not since she wouldn’t do OWO or DFK.  Did you not confirm services beforehand with her or the agency?

Not sure if you’re new to this game or not, but the whole thing reads to me like she was taking advantage of a possibly naive newcomer to punting.  I maybe wrong in this assumption of course.

That's correct we only had "fun" for about 20-25 minutes and personally I like to chat a little and get to know people so im content with the fun time to fee ratio even if you wouldn't be. I've done this like 4 other times but they were all in the US, I don't really like to get into confrontations with this sort of thing also don't want to make someone feel uncomfortable by doing something they clearly don't want to. Could I have forced the issue and complained to the agency or her and been like "for 1k an hour you better blow me without a condom and french kiss me and blah blah" but that's just not really me but feel to be assertive and force her to do whatever I guess if you ever meet her. I didn't confirm any services before hand though, the women I've met with previously did anything and everything so I figured for 1k she'd be the same I guess I was a little wrong for making that assumption.

[jamiekinkxxx]

That's correct we only had "fun" for about 20-25 minutes and personally I like to chat a little and get to know people so im content with the fun time to fee ratio even if you wouldn't be. I've done this like 4 other times but they were all in the US, I don't really like to get into confrontations with this sort of thing also don't want to make someone feel uncomfortable by doing something they clearly don't want to. Could I have forced the issue and complained to the agency or her and been like "for 1k an hour you better blow me without a condom and french kiss me and blah blah" but that's just not really me but feel to be assertive and force her to do whatever I guess if you ever meet her. I didn't confirm any services before hand though, the women I've met with previously did anything and everything so I figured for 1k she'd be the same I guess I was a little wrong for making that assumption.

She is a stunner there is no doubt about that.

However agree with the other guys... £1k ph but no OWO or DFK is ridiculous IMHO.

I am all for someone paying whatever they feel is right for them, but personally could not part with £1k ph and not have those to very basic of services.

Thanks for the review though, precious intel! 

[king tarzan]

Money grabbing self entitled lazy bitch

[Waterhouse]

That's correct we only had "fun" for about 20-25 minutes and personally I like to chat a little and get to know people so im content with the fun time to fee ratio even if you wouldn't be. I've done this like 4 other times but they were all in the US, I don't really like to get into confrontations with this sort of thing also don't want to make someone feel uncomfortable by doing something they clearly don't want to. Could I have forced the issue and complained to the agency or her and been like "for 1k an hour you better blow me without a condom and french kiss me and blah blah" but that's just not really me but feel to be assertive and force her to do whatever I guess if you ever meet her. I didn't confirm any services before hand though, the women I've met with previously did anything and everything so I figured for 1k she'd be the same I guess I was a little wrong for making that assumption.

I hope you’re not insinuating that I would ever force any SP to do anything that they didn’t want to, listed or otherwise? 

To me this sounds like an experienced escort taking the piss out of an inexperienced punter.  In my view, and as a generalisation, a lot of Brazilian SPs are up there with the majority of Roms when it comes to providing a crap service.

Was this the venue…?


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[FiveKnuckles]

@Slickrick66 next time just take them to the room and get the hours worth of horizontal sports.   if they want to hang around and chat shit afterwards, take them downstairs for a glass tap water 

Major'd in timewasting

She also mentioned she's a psych major in college so just beware that she can read minds lol.

[puntingpumping1920]

I hope you’re not insinuating that I would ever force any SP to do anything that they didn’t want to, listed or otherwise? 

To me this sounds like an experienced escort taking the piss out of an inexperienced punter.  In my view, and as a generalisation, a lot of Brazilian SPs are up there with the majority of Roms when it comes to providing a crap service.

Was this the venue…?


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Just say your mad about her hourly rate and keep it moving lol

[puntingpumping1920]

That's correct we only had "fun" for about 20-25 minutes and personally I like to chat a little and get to know people so im content with the fun time to fee ratio even if you wouldn't be. I've done this like 4 other times but they were all in the US, I don't really like to get into confrontations with this sort of thing also don't want to make someone feel uncomfortable by doing something they clearly don't want to. Could I have forced the issue and complained to the agency or her and been like "for 1k an hour you better blow me without a condom and french kiss me and blah blah" but that's just not really me but feel to be assertive and force her to do whatever I guess if you ever meet her. I didn't confirm any services before hand though, the women I've met with previously did anything and everything so I figured for 1k she'd be the same I guess I was a little wrong for making that assumption.

It’s recommended to confirm services with the girl before payment 

You don’t need to confirm a laundry list of services, but 1-3 services that are important to you

[puntingpumping1920]

Shame. She was in HL but lack of owo and dfk and seeming enthusiasm kill it

 
Obv your money, but just because she didn't perform constant DFK with OP doesn't mean she won't with you
 
It's always a gamble

[puntingpumping1920]

Thanks for the review
 
You did add good intel
 
Hopefully you post more reviews

[puntingpumping1920]

However agree with the other guys... £1k ph but no OWO or DFK is ridiculous IMHO.

I am all for someone paying whatever they feel is right for them, but personally could not part with £1k ph and not have those to very basic of services.

 
That means your never going to TOFTT any SP that cost £1k/ hr
 
OWO or DFK are never guaranteed even if confirmed

[jamiekinkxxx]

 
That means your never going to TOFTT any SP that cost £1k/ hr
 
OWO or DFK are never guaranteed even if confirmed

100% I am afraid. In fact I doubt you will ever see a review from me with a girl commanding £1k ph whether reviewed previously or not. Not my price bracket

[Waterhouse]

 
Just say your mad about her hourly rate and keep it moving lol

It’s not the hourly rate (it’s his money after all), it’s the piss take ie. time-wasting over 60% of the meet (even though OP doesn’t seem to mind),  and saying she was down for anything when booking, but when she get’s there, it’s very limited and restricted.

Still, OP is happy enough and that’s what counts in the end.  I just hope he can get a better and enthusiastic service going forward.

[puntingpumping1920]

saying she was down for anything when booking

 
That's like when SPs says they provide GFE/ PSE 
 
It doesn't really mean anything

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[Ceejiq]

Appreciate the review, thanks.
Happy to see you can get someone who's educated and a good conversationalist when shopping at a premium price point. I feel like that's as much a part of the service as anything else.

[king tarzan]

Appreciate the review, thanks.
Happy to see you can get someone who's educated and a good conversationalist when shopping at a premium price point. I feel like that's as much a part of the service as anything else.

For heaven's sake your there for sex not conversation about the world..

[Fuzzyduck]

Personally I'm struggling with the rating. His call of course and whilst I have my own views about the price and the action time, I don't see anything in the review that says she was a good fuck. Beautiful? Yes? Great personality? Yes. Interesting to talk to? Yes. Good fuck? Well, sorta.

[Fuzzyduck]

For heaven's sake your there for sex not conversation about the world..

Read his first post, KT.

[Mango_007]

For heaven's sake your there for sex not conversation about the world..

KT - i do find your reviews amusing & informative. But let's not project your own reasons or your value of punting onto someone else and insist they must be the same as you. You may just be there to fuck, but others (like the OP) like to have a bit of conversation with said a WG. It's irrelevant if shes faking it/not real / thinks etc. the point is people spend their money and will derive whatever value from the experience they want.  I for one, i'm happy to pay a premium to be in nice surroundings, my days of punting by being shuffled into a front room makeshift bedroom are done! i like a bit of banter talking crap, and enjoying a smoke or a drink with the WG. It makes the experience more memorable for me.

Perhaps, an example will help - some people like to buy art - some like to store it in pristine conditions, others display it on walls and othes (like me) can't see the point. But that doesn't mean i should tell someone who pays x millions on their painting that they are wrong. 

happy punting KT, i look forward to your next emjoi review

[Ceejiq]

For heaven's sake your there for sex not conversation about the world..

You can book a companion for any number of reasons, I'm sure. Everyone's different.

[Ceejiq]

KT - i do find your reviews amusing & informative. But let's not project your own reasons or your value of punting onto someone else and insist they must be the same as you. You may just be there to fuck, but others (like the OP) like to have a bit of conversation with said a WG. It's irrelevant if shes faking it/not real / thinks etc. the point is people spend their money and will derive whatever value from the experience they want.  I for one, i'm happy to pay a premium to be in nice surroundings, my days of punting by being shuffled into a front room makeshift bedroom are done! i like a bit of banter talking crap, and enjoying a smoke or a drink with the WG. It makes the experience more memorable for me.

Perhaps, an example will help - some people like to buy art - some like to store it in pristine conditions, others display it on walls and othes (like me) can't see the point. But that doesn't mean i should tell someone who pays x millions on their painting that they are wrong. 

happy punting KT, i look forward to your next emjoi review

Agree!

[king tarzan]

KT - i do find your reviews amusing & informative. But let's not project your own reasons or your value of punting onto someone else and insist they must be the same as you. You may just be there to fuck, but others (like the OP) like to have a bit of conversation with said a WG. It's irrelevant if shes faking it/not real / thinks etc. the point is people spend their money and will derive whatever value from the experience they want.  I for one, i'm happy to pay a premium to be in nice surroundings, my days of punting by being shuffled into a front room makeshift bedroom are done! i like a bit of banter talking crap, and enjoying a smoke or a drink with the WG. It makes the experience more memorable for me.

Perhaps, an example will help - some people like to buy art - some like to store it in pristine conditions, others display it on walls and othes (like me) can't see the point. But that doesn't mean i should tell someone who pays x millions on their painting that they are wrong. 

happy punting KT, i look forward to your next emjoi review

Taken out of context.. its fucking we pay for..
Main 100% reason..

others each to there own...
anyway away from OP..


the escort is certainly taking the piss in services wise..

[Momodan38]

I think some slack should be given to the OP. It’s his first review and going by his comments 5th booking with an escort.

It’s hard to gauge a good session so early on and it can be hard to land on a fair rating at first. I can think of a couple of my early reviews where I would now rate a positive as a neutral and a neutral as a negative.

Hopefully OP contributes more.

[Alexmck]

I think some slack should be given to the OP. It’s his first review and going by his comments 5th booking with an escort.

It’s hard to gauge a good session so early on and it can be hard to land on a fair rating at first. I can think of a couple of my early reviews where I would now rate a positive as a neutral and a neutral as a negative.

Hopefully OP contributes more.

Ditto

[Belgarion]

I don't know what you heard about me. But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me. No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P.

This review was written by Melissa or her PIMP

[Belgarion]

You can book a companion for any number of reasons, I'm sure. Everyone's different.

No reviews but offering advice on reviews 

[king tarzan]

I don't know what you heard about me. But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me. No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P.

This review was written by Melissa or her PIMP

Yep your the deluded pimp detector

[Belgarion]

Yep your the deluded pimp detector

"You're" mango boy.

I do not think you are a PIMP. You are not very bright and get easily offended when people talk about your hairy back.

You are a tout

[king tarzan]

"You're" mango boy.

I do not think you are a PIMP. You are not very bright and get easily offended when people talk about your hairy back.

You are a tout

Yes I have heera Mandi origins dating back centuries

[Belgarion]

Yes I have heera Mandi origins dating back centuries

Just invest in a few cases of Veet. Will sort you out