A-Pony - Doncaster

[Rover78]

After seeing a few reviews on here I thought I'd give A-Pony a try as I would be driving through the area. Fired off a text to arrange a time and 25 minutes later i was parked outside.

I paid £45 for 1 hour and the girl was Skye.

Decent massage with a few tickles of the balls and giggles. On the turn following a head massage she asked if I wanted extra's £30 for HE and £60 for B2B. Skye wasn't a looker so I went for HE and got her down to £20. Through the HE she kept moving away so I couldnt even have a little grope. The end naturally came and she cleaned my up.

Following the massage she rubbed me down with a hot flannel.

The massage was just ok and the HE just ok so its a neutral from me, won't be returning.

The location in the back garden of a residential property isn't great, a fair chance they may get shut down at some point if it bothers the neighbours.

[Goldfinch]

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[Oldrich]

Similar experience as myself but without the sensual touches or offering of HE.   Agreed the venue is very conspicuous.

[HeyMonkey]

In my general experience (not specifically related to this provider), I've found that if you haggle on the price, you seldom get the same quality of service, that you'd get when you pay the asking price, which is why I've paid the full asking price for many years now.
I've also found, that if you tip well in addition to the asking price for a couple of visits, you end up getting treated extremely well, all of which are pretty basic human characteristics, so you shouldn't expect to get the best from ANYONE doing ANYTHING if you want it on the cheap.
Surely everyone knows, that you only get what you pay for, whether it's a product or a service of any kind.

With regards to the location, I fail to see any issue with it, quite the reverse, I'd rather be able to slip in to a nondescript location through a nondescript gate in a nondescript wooden fence, on a nondescript minor back street, than WAIT (sometimes for what seems like an eternity), to enter a property emblazoned with THAI MASSAGE, in the largest possible and most flamboyant print, in full view of everyone passing by (on foot and in car and bus, etc.), in a shopping block on a busy main road. I guess I must be missing something, so please feel free to enlighten me, as to why you feel so strongly against this business/location?

Also, I can't see why it should get shut down, as there are many Thai and Chinese women working from home, most of which have been reviewed here (without similar comments), so I'm interested to learn what makes you think this place is any different? 
 
Talking of working from home, at least this place has a purpose made detached building for the job, rather than a converted table in the lounge, with family members making noise in the rest of the house and cooking smells drifting about, plus it has a private shower room and toilet, that most of those working from home don't have/offer.
I know of at least 4 that don't offer showers and that can be noisy due to family members and 1 that has the table in the lounge and often stinks of fish and even stinks of cannabis smoke most of the time, due to an addicted son. 

Sounds like a case of sour grapes to me for some reason..... you're not their next door neighbor by any chance??? 
         

[GingerNuts]

In my general experience (not specifically related to this provider), I've found that if you haggle on the price, you seldom get the same quality of service, that you'd get when you pay the asking price, which is why I've paid the full asking price for many years now.
I've also found, that if you tip well in addition to the asking price for a couple of visits, you end up getting treated extremely well, all of which are pretty basic human characteristics, so you shouldn't expect to get the best from ANYONE doing ANYTHING if you want it on the cheap.
Surely everyone knows, that you only get what you pay for, whether it's a product or a service of any kind.

Discount your negatives and neutral (bordeline negative) reviews. Discount the "massage only" reviews.

We're left with :

- Well being Chinese massage - Doncaster (£30 for B2B to one girl, £20 for HE to the other), not much to haggle about there

- Your first visit to A-Pony where you paid the asking price of £30 for HE because you wanted it "pretty urgently"

Where are the examples over many years that paying the asking price, and more besides, gets you treated extremely well?

[HeyMonkey]

Doubting my word and thinking you're smart isn't a great idea, when there's a simple explanation for the ASSumption that you jumped to, which consists of 3 reasons;
1) I lost my original log in details (which dated back a good few years) and had to restart with a fresh name a couple of years ago
2) As stated in a recent post, I "recently" retired (from running my own business), so I didn't have much time for posting reviews until then.
3) I've also found that it's not the best idea to tell everyone about the best punts, as the ladies then get too busy to fit me in. Common sense really.

For your further information, I've had more than A THOUSAND hours of Asian massages around the world in the past 20 years, so I've PLENTY of experience and certainly much more than most on here I'll bet.

Please don't question my word again, as I pride myself on my honesty and the accuracy of my posts.

Just in case you choose to try and pick fault with this message, with regard to point 3: I posted my reviews about A-Pony, purely because I hit it off with the owner Pon, as she was very chatty and I gleaned a lot of pertinent information from her, that I felt would be appropriate to share here. Also, as she didn't personally offer any extra services, I didn't consider her place as being in my top 5 favorite providers (YET), so point 3 didn't apply in this case.

[GingerNuts]

Doubting my word and thinking you're smart isn't a great idea, when there's a simple explanation for the ASSumption that you jumped to, which consists of 3 reasons;

I didn't doubt your word, I asked where the examples were.

1) I lost my original log in details (which dated back a good few years) and had to restart with a fresh name a couple of years ago

The account you're posting on is 6½ years old; Date Registered: December 17, 2015, 04:28:50 pm

2) As stated in a recent post, I "recently" retired (from running my own business), so I didn't have much time for posting reviews until then.

No time for reviews but you have had time for "more than A THOUSAND hours of Asian massages around the world in the past 20 years" but haven't posted anything in the Punting Abroad threads

3) I've also found that it's not the best idea to tell everyone about the best punts, as the ladies then get too busy to fit me in. Common sense really.

All right Jack.

Just in case you choose to try and pick fault with this message, with regard to point 3: I posted my reviews about A-Pony, purely because I hit it off with the owner Pon, as she was very chatty and I gleaned a lot of pertinent information from her, that I felt would be appropriate to share here. Also, as she didn't personally offer any extra services, I didn't consider her place as being in my top 5 favorite providers (YET), so point 3 didn't apply in this case.

I wonder how many punts you've arranged on the back of reading reviews on here? You don't think it's rather selfish to feed us a few scraps from your apparently abundant table?

[Jomoore]

3) I've also found that it's not the best idea to tell everyone about the best punts, as the ladies then get too busy to fit me in. Common sense really.

Sort of runs counter to the point of being on here then doesn't it? 

[HeyMonkey]

I didn't doubt your word, I asked where the examples were.

The account you're posting on is 6½ years old; Date Registered: December 17, 2015, 04:28:50 pm

No time for reviews but you have had time for "more than A THOUSAND hours of Asian massages around the world in the past 20 years" but haven't posted anything in the Punting Abroad threads

All right Jack.

I wonder how many punts you've arranged on the back of reading reviews on here? You don't think it's rather selfish to feed us a few scraps from your apparently abundant table?

You questioned and therefore doubted my word and continue to do so.
Six plus years.... my, my, my doesn't time fly when you're either having fun or locked up due to insane Covid restrictions. Whatever the length of time (a couple of anything is a vague figure of speech, used by people who can't be arsed to waste time being specific about unimportant issues), the fact that this was not my only account still stands, as ONE reason why you jumped to the WRONG ASSumption.

There are those that DO and those that write about it, I'm a doer and OBVIOUSLY, as I've spent so much time doing, that has limited the time I've had left to write about it. AGAIN PRETTY OBVIOUS STUFF for those with a brain.

Yes I am alright Jack, just as the vast majority of people put their own self interests above those of others, it's the most common human trait but I guess you're not aware of that very basic fact. Might I suggest you spend your time researching something beneficial to your education, rather than wasting it scratching about to find ways to discredit my responses, as you obviously need it.

FYI I've made some VERY positive and helpful post in my time, to the extent that I was accused of being the woman's pimp on one occasion, so I decided the t*ss*r who made the accusation and those that supported it, could kiss my a**e in future, which is one of the reasons for my lack of concern about sharing my experiences and therefore my lack of posts until recently.

I've wasted far more of my very valuable time than your opinion is worth, so feel free to post yet more inaccurate and uninformed BS, as I won't be wasting any more time even reading it, never mind setting you straight, as I've got a book to write about my global exploits.
I'm sure you won't believe that or any of my other statements either but let me assure you one last time, EVERY WORD I'VE EVER POSTED HERE, HAS BEEN 100% TRUE, whether you believe it or dislike it, is of NO importance whatsoever to me.

[HeyMonkey]

Sort of runs counter to the point of being on here then doesn't it? 

There's no rule that says a member HAS to post reviews and if you look at the number of views that many posts get, it's OBVIOUS that MOST members do NOT post reviews and only read them, otherwise there would be dozens if not hundreds more reviews posted.
I've no doubt that MOST members come here to find a good punt, NOT to brag about it as often as possible, as a few do.

[GingerNuts]

Blather

Enough information to write a book about your global exploits but not a single contribution in Punting Abroad

[Rover78]

Wow that blew up a bit. I was only trying to do my best to stop price inflation on services and helping the cost of living for us punters! 

[GingerNuts]

Wow that blew up a bit. I was only trying to do my best to stop price inflation on services and helping the cost of living for us punters! 

Apparently we should just pay what they ask and give them a generous tip.

[HeyMonkey]

Wow that blew up a bit. I was only trying to do my best to stop price inflation on services and helping the cost of living for us punters! 

If you want to stop inflation, try making the petrochemical companies or gas & electric companies stop their massive price increases, as their hikes are killing people and they can afford to cut them.

Thai women come to the UK to effectively become prostitutes (even those who would prefer to just do massage), because they not only have kids to provide for in Thailand (schooling costs money over there), but they also have to look after their ailing parents, which is even more costly over there. That's to say nothing of the fact, that they may not get more than a couple of customers a day (on average), get very little or no pay if there are no customers on a particular day, have no sick pay, no paid holiday and no pension and if they want or need to visit their family (which is their main priority), it's in the region of £1,500 or more a go.

To make matters worse, they have to be sweetness and light to 'pleasure' some of the dirtiest, smelliest and most disgusting morons on the planet, so they get all my sympathy and as much support as I can afford. I'd rather be charitable to people who benefit directly from it and show their appreciation, than a formal charity that is headed by some asshole on a six figure salery.

Just to be clear, I don't know if any on this forum match any of the above descriptions, but I do know from long term customer relationships with a few Thai women, that a high percentage of their other customers do.

[Ghost89]

You sound stressed. Go for a massage.

[Rover78]

But don't pay more than £20 for a happy ending for Christs sake

[GingerNuts]

If you want to stop inflation, try making the petrochemical companies or gas & electric companies stop their massive price increases, as their hikes are killing people and they can afford to cut them.

Go to Off Topic if you want to discuss non-punting issues.

Thai women come to the UK to effectively become prostitutes (even those who would prefer to just do massage), because they not only have kids to provide for in Thailand (schooling costs money over there), but they also have to look after their ailing parents, which is even more costly over there. That's to say nothing of the fact, that they may not get more than a couple of customers a day (on average), get very little or no pay if there are no customers on a particular day, have no sick pay, no paid holiday and no pension and if they want or need to visit their family (which is their main priority), it's in the region of £1,500 or more a go.

You forgot to mention their sick cow.

To make matters worse, they have to be sweetness and light to 'pleasure' some of the dirtiest, smelliest and most disgusting morons on the planet, so they get all my sympathy and as much support as I can afford. I'd rather be charitable to people who benefit directly from it and show their appreciation, than a formal charity that is headed by some asshole on a six figure salery.

Just to be clear, I don't know if any on this forum match any of the above descriptions, but I do know from long term customer relationships with a few Thai women, that a high percentage of their other customers do.

You're giving them money for services provided, the same as any other punter. The reason you overpay is in the hope of getting more. If you want to be charitable just give them the money.