When: April 2022.
Where: Chippenham.
££: 150/hour.
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External Link/Members OnlyPreviously known as 'Darkest Fantasy', my visit was certainly dark, and nothing like a fantasy.
After a number of emails and texts, finally organised an incall for an hour.
Postcode provided and arrived a head of time as I'm not familiar with the area. Good job I arrived early, as it was pitch black in her road and I couldn't make out house numbers without looking shifty.
Her house is a bit of a mess with the walls plastered with 'wellbeing' and 'inspirational' quotations and artwork, which I detest.
DF's appearance is accurate from her original profile. She has 34E enhanced breasts and likes to work out, a fact she was keen to tell me, over and over again.
She is quite well built and not unattractive to look at.
Led to the bedroom, which keeps up the general appearance of the house in being untidy and 'busy'.
There was a dirty great big plasma TV on the wall facing the bed playing music videos throughout the meet which DF was clearly enamoured by. (It was new, which she was proud to tell me, over and over......).
I'll be concise and to the point as I have no wish to dwell on proceedings.
We kissed fairly deeply, I gave her some RO and finished in missionary.
Whenever I looked up while I was buried in her snatch, she was transfixed by the videos playing on the TV. (Sound now turned down on my request).
After I came and cleaned up, I lay next to her, and tried to spark up a bit of conversation. It was difficult to say the least because by now the TV had taken over and she was like the neolithic who first saw fire.
I tried to initiate round 2, but it was clear the TV had trumped me in holding her concentration, so I dressed and left 40 mins into the booking.
Recommended: Don't bother, save your hard earned.
Happy hunting,
RH.