External Link/Members OnlyI haven't punted since before the first lockdown. And I was bumbing around Ipswich with not much to do so I thought I would ease myself back into the hobby with a nice massage and handy-J. So I tried for a 30mins massage at the Wellness Centre.
Comms: Very Good
I called them up for a
very short notice appointment, and was told they didn't have anyone available for another hour at least. And I had places to be so I just said thanks for their time and left it at that.
About 10 mins later I got a call from them saying they've just had a cancellation and did I still want the visit!
So five minutes later I was through the door and led upstairs. And asked the usual "been here before?" question. Which I have on a couple of occasions.
Location: Okay
It's on a main street (not far from the high street) but it does have a very ligit looking frontage. They get people going in for legitimate massages nowadays so I wasn't worried.
The room was clean and warm. A very proffesional setup.
Girl: Good
The woman was in her thirties (I think, I can never guess a persons age) but didn't look bad at all. Spoke good enough English.
Price: Good
£30 for a half hour massage that I paid up front, was offered extras for £20+. I went for HR wiile clothed which set me back £20, I can't remember the prices for topless and fully naked but I don't remember thinking they were unresonable.
And she had the good grace to wait till after all was said and done before taking the money for the extras. Which I thought was very polite.
Services: Very Good
The massage was very good, exactly what I needed. Every part of me was worked over by someone who clearly knows what they're doing. It was especially good for my back which has gotten extra complainy since I turned 30.
I laid front-down on the table (hole for me noggin obvs') After about 15 mins she started to drift between the ol' buttocks so I spread my legs and she gave me a few tickles before asking me if I wanted to turn over.
The HR was also very good. Very good technique that had me finishing strongly in just a couple of minutes.
She finished out the rest of the time with a nice head (not that one) massage.
Overall: Very Good
I really like going to the Wellness Centre. I've never had a bad service even if it is just a basic massage with happy ending.
But it occurs to me that's the same reason I always go to MaccyD's if I'm hungry and it's late. Yeah you could risk a kebab place and hope you get a good burger, or you could go to the fast food joint and gaurantee an, at least, decent meal
