Girl_Thai_Camelia - Burnham on Sea

[joninbristol]

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£70 for the half hour - I won't book an initial hour long meet now at these prices until I've had a test drive, and it proved wise on this occasion.

Thought I'd try her services whilst work took me to the area on Friday morning, especially after MrWumpty's praiseworthy previous review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=343574.0

Wavering between a neutral and a negative on this one, but went for negative in the end.
Tough one, as she's close to a neutral in some respects, even positive in others, but overall a negative for what you get for the price.


Comms:
Good comms by phone, followed by her approximate location in TA8 by text almost immediately.
Easy to find if you have a sat nav, but definitely not if you don't, and/or don't know the area very well.


Location:
I'd say it backs onto the really affluent area of Burnham, but the area she's staying in is just middle class.
My work van parked down the road didn't stand out.
But as per MrWumpty's observation, it's only a matter of time before the neighbours twig what's going on, it's definitely a net curtain twitching kind of area.
That said, you know your car's not going to end up on breeze blocks when you return - seems like a very safe area.


Pro's:
Answered the door within seconds, so no hanging around.
Tight body, guess she's 40 from her photos, but could pass for early to mid thirties at a glance.
Nice tits, small handfuls with dark nipples and a fully shaved snatch.
No stretch marks, but a cluster of self-harm lines on her inner arms.
Friendly personality, half decent English, almost conversational. The sort of lass you'd enjoy chatting to in a pub.
If anything I'd say she's prettier in-person than in her photos, which is a rare bonus.
Definitely the same lass.


Con's:
Builder's van on the drive which was off putting - was some burly bloke in the house with her?
Likewise, the openness of the garden and front door to neighbouring properties, you could almost hear the curtains moving.
Definitely not one for anyone who lives around there, thankfully I don't.



Meet:
Went for a half hour P&D and glad I didn't spend any more with her.

BAKING hot bedroom on a warm but not particularly hot day.
Sub-standard massage, hands only and not B2B, just lots of oil and tickling, not really my thing and certainly not skilled.
Had my arse manically slapped several times - again, not my thing and not asked if I wanted it.
Used enough lube inside her to put Putin's crowd back in the black, so it felt like throwing a sausage through the channel tunnel.
Baking hot room didn't help, nor did the three calls on her mobile (one ignored, two answered) mid-visit.
Didn't appreciate her grabbing my bollocks really hard with her talons at the end of the meeting either - seriously, WTF were you thinking love?
Wouldn't finish me off by hand, and seems to have an aversion to cum, anywhere.


Summary:
Older, Chinese looking minder/aunt sat on the sofa in the lounge on my way out, nothing to worry about, just be aware.
But I have to ask, why doesn't she handle the phone calls?

Apparently, Camelia is still here for another two weeks, so who can tell how long she'll actually be here for.
Probably until the owners of the Air b'n'b get tipped off by one of their neighbours is my guess.

As observed before, a decent P&D fuck if it wasn't for her snatch holding half the world's lube supply.
Nice to look at whilst mounting me, and whilst shagging her doggy. Easy on the eye.
But other than that a pretty mechanical service, not even balanced out by a half decent massage.
The usual "cum for me baby" tripe didn't help either, is there any guy on the planet who genuinely gets off on that disingenuous tripe?
The lack of finishing by hand, no shower offered before or after on a warm day, in a baking hot room, and the general lack of interest tipped her into a negative for the service, which ultimately is what's being paid for.

So negative for me as I feel I'd be misleading others if I gave her a neutral.
Pleasant enough, nice and friendly soul who needs to engage a bit more, I'm glad I didn't shell out for an hour.
Costly for what you get, I've had much better experiences at the Thai massage place in Weston, without the minimal over-lubed sex, but at half the cost and including a HE.