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Author Topic: Cosette - Ebony - Earl's Court - Incredibly hot, but crappy experience  (Read 1612 times)

Offline NotThe


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When: first half of 2022

Where: Earls court

Price: £250 for a 1-hour incall. She's now £350

Face: 9.5 /10. Really cute. The pictures are a bit photoshopped but the videos are accurate (see the Top Escort link)

Body: 9 / 10. Again, the videos are accurate. Tall, slender, fake boobs but a nice surgical job, nice firm ass without being huge (ie just how I like it, I get it some people prefer bigger)

Comparisons (looks, not service): She really is one of the hottest, most attractive girls I have ever seen 9and I don't say this lightly!), regardless of race and of the civvy/WG distinction. I said pretty much the same about Elia (see link below), except Elia is shorter and has natural assets.

Service: 3 / 10. Like fucking a statue. No FK let alone DFK on offer. When that became clear, I let her carry on with some OWO which was OK but nothing to write home about. I asked her to put the glove on and to ride me. Round 1 finished in CG. The whole thing was incredibly mechanical and off-putting. Yes, she's incredibly hot and seeing those amazing boobs bounce up and down was really something, but for me it didn't make up for the fucking-a-statue feeling. I was tempted to leave after round 1 but decided to stay because it's not like I was going to get a refund otherwise. Round 2 started with some OWO then we alternated between missionary and doggy; again, an amazing sight which however doesn't compensate for the fucking-a-statue feeling.

Would I go back? Hell no. Only if she were a £50 p&d

Would I recommend anyone should see her? Not really. I mean, if you are fine with the higher £350 price, and are fine with shagging a beautiful but incredibly passive statue, by all means, go for it. Otherwise no.

To put things in context: I gave Elia https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=318930.0 a positive review, even though she wasn't the "horny girlfriend jumping your bones after you come back from Iraq" type of experience, because she was incredibly hot, just like this Cosette, and, even though she was a bit passive, it was not as bad as with Cosette. Also, this was after i first saw her; after that, she stood me up multiple times; when she finally confirmed an appointment I dared say something like "Are you sure you can make that time? You stood me up multiple times in the past so I would just like to be sure because it's not easy for me to schedule these sessions" and she totally lost it, she started texting that I don't understand she's busy and that she didn't want to see me any more. Whatever.

Offline Payyourwaymate

Thanks for reviewing. Unlucky.


Offline king tarzan

Looking at her pictures I definitely fancy a chocolate eclair and tea now 😋😋😋👅👅👅
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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