External Link/Members OnlyApologise sausage fingered messed up earlier.
Anyway met this today, had arranged to meet jeen but then informed no sex so arranged this instead. Wish I hadn’t. The pics are clearly b and s so I asked for a pic which she sent, looked not too bad so arranged an hour. I don’t normally do an hour as I quickly lose interest after the first pop but thought fuck it.
Parked up on the street with the red gates, which I now know aren’t red anymore. Texted to say I was ready but she told me to wait 5 minutes. Then 5 minutes later saying it’s cold outside you can come in and have a coffee while I wait. Wtf. When I originally text her she said she would have lunch then shower so she was nice and clean got me. This was bullshit. Anyway I knock on the door and get let in by a young Chinese fella. It’s a bit weird and awkward sitting in the front room. To be fair he did make me quite a nice coffee although he put sugar in but I’ll let that go. I can hear noise going on in the next room which I know from previous visits is the bedroom so rather than getting ready she’s just finishing a punter off.nice. 5 minutes later I’m ushered into the room and she looks alright nice looking and decent enough bod so no alarm bells yet. Money out of the way. 100 for the hour(what was I thinking ) then I ask for a shower. Her English is shit so she doesn’t understand. I ask again as I’ve been at work all day and I like to be fresh but apparently there is a problem with the water do I can’t. Lying cow promised she would shower for me. Well if she’s not bothered about my stinking balls then neither am I. Suck away love.
Clothes off and onto the bed, she then does the same which is where my heart sank. Saggy tits and a saggy tum. Not horrific but there’s no way I’m managing two pops with this. She starts with some nipple licking and sucking which was quite nice. She asks if I want ow or owo. I’m always owo otherwise I’ll never spaff but she wants another 20. No chance today love bag up. Some average oral followed then she jumps on top. No lube required, and I’ve not touched her at all so I’ve not warmed her up she’s just baggy , probably from spitting a kid out. Baggy fanny and a bag on me is a recipe for a long session with no end goal. I’m pretty bored by this , all I can see is her titties swinging around like two saddle bags. No cool though I did have a little pkwy and suck on the nipple and they weren’t to bad. Off she jump I climb on top trying to liven it up but it’s obvious she just going through the motions. The odd closed lip kiss on the lips but definitely tongues isn’t happening. She then offers a hand job which is also average, I keep asking for more oral but she doesn’t understand again or doesn’t want to do it.
I let her vigorously tug away for another ten minutes and spaff over her hand. Quick clean up and I’m think nice long massage as fucking it again doesn’t appeal to me. What I got was 5 half arsed minutes of prodding then being told times up. I’m pretty sure I was nowhere near the hour so got up and checked my phone. 40 minutes including 5 minutes drinking coffee. I tell her it’s not an hour but again she doesn’t understand. I tell her again but this time tell her I want some money back and to fetch the man in and I’ll discuss it with him. Bingo now she’s says she’s made a mistake with the time and says more massage. I didn’t want it anyway but I’d paid so got back on The bed. Another 20minutes of crap massage and I just get dressed and leave out the back door. Absolute waste of time and money. Getting bloody sick of these money grabbing timewasting bastards advertising for everything and delivering fuck all. This could be my last punt unless I’ve seen them before. The disappointment is too expensive.
Why didn’t I just go to jeen
