Author Topic: Louisa B / Lauren B - Brazilian – Croydon – Walked  (Read 1929 times)


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Offline Berliner

Link: External Link/Members Only
Girl: It is the girl in the photos, but they are slightly photoshopped
Rate: £100 for 30min/ £150 for 60min (now more)
Extras: £40 for OWO, £40 for Kissing (£40 for RO)


Saw this ad last week, then for a girl named Louisa B operating in Croydon. Was quite intrigued by the pictures but expected B&S. Still, decided to try my luck and called. No response, but got a text back with address and rates (no extras mentioned at that point). Enquired if she's really the girl in the pictures, received another text with a picture to confirm. Also asked if 69/RO is included in the rate, which was confirmed. Agreed on a time and drove to the address. Building close to East Croydon Station, opposite to Holiday Inn. Texted for details, which were sent promptly. Was buzzed in and was met... by the girl in the pictures. While she was not quite as stunning as in the pictures, she was still very pretty. I'd say the pictures made her eyes a bit larger, her face a bit rounder, and her hair a bit more voluminous - all very easy to do with a few clicks in PS.

However, at that point she explained that currently both rooms were used and I would need to come back at a later point. I was slightly annoyed but my point that I had booked an appointment was brushed aside, blaming the person handling the calls/texts. I asked her to confirm her services & extras, and she named £40 for kissing and £40 for OWO. I asked again if RO/69 was included, which she confirmed, though saying that she didn't allow fingering. Fine by me. Since she was really pretty, I considered waiting and hanging out in the area but I had barely left the building when I received a text asking me to come back as the room was now available. I returned and was now told that she'd only be available for 30min due to another booking. I protested again, once again mentioning my 1hr booking, but she said she wasn't sure if I'd return and her receptionist had taken another booking. She tried to convince me to book with her roommate instead, who also looked pretty, but I was really keen on her, so chose to take the 30min. We went to the room and undressed. She has a beautiful slim body, perky small to medium breasts with piercings and visible tan lines. Her bum is larger (as indicated by some photos) but still nicely shaped and firm. She told me she set the timer on her phone for 30min, but barely 2min later I saw that the timer showing just over 23min, so she tried to shortchange me here (unless she'd then snooze it for 5min). I didn't say anything at this point as I was fed up with all the discussion. 

However, I barely explored her body for one minute hen she tried to put the condom on and asked me in what position I want to have sex. I countered with a request to begin with oral and 69, which she now explained would cost £40 extra. I could only laugh at this point. My protests that as she had previously said it was included, were not leading anywhere. She  now claimed that she meant it was possible but would cost extra. I showed her the text by receptionist which also confirmed that it was included, whereupon she only shook her head and offered it for £30 instead. I had now given up and asked her to return my money and was a bit surprised that she actually agreed to it. She returned the entire £100 back, though grumbling that I had seen her naked for free. I briefly considered leaving her £20 but in the end decided against it.

I am still a bit surprised that I actually managed to walk at this point since she was a beautiful girl and I would have loved to enjoy her body. Her name has now been switched to Lauren and location changed to Manchester, with higher rates, but still same pictures. Not entirely sure re phone number, as I don't save those.

Offline Friendxxx

Sounds tiring. You did well walking.

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the warning.   :drinks: 
Major props for keeping your shit together and reclaiming all your money.
These photos have been around for quite a lot longer than the profile linked so she's definitely left at least one behind.
I had noted her to try but her prices kept going up and no reviews appeared so I deleted her from HL.  Currently listed at 180 ph she was 150 12 days ago and on her former profile possibly started at 120.


Offline NickA

Link: External Link/Members Only
Girl: It is the girl in the photos, but they are slightly photoshopped
Rate: £100 for 30min/ £150 for 60min (now more)
Extras: £40 for OWO, £40 for Kissing (£40 for RO)


Saw this ad last week, then for a girl named Louisa B operating in Croydon. Was quite intrigued by the pictures but expected B&S. Still, decided to try my luck and called. No response, but got a text back with address and rates (no extras mentioned at that point). Enquired if she's really the girl in the pictures, received another text with a picture to confirm. Also asked if 69/RO is included in the rate, which was confirmed. Agreed on a time and drove to the address. Building close to East Croydon Station, opposite to Holiday Inn. Texted for details, which were sent promptly. Was buzzed in and was met... by the girl in the pictures. While she was not quite as stunning as in the pictures, she was still very pretty. I'd say the pictures made her eyes a bit larger, her face a bit rounder, and her hair a bit more voluminous - all very easy to do with a few clicks in PS.

However, at that point she explained that currently both rooms were used and I would need to come back at a later point. I was slightly annoyed but my point that I had booked an appointment was brushed aside, blaming the person handling the calls/texts. I asked her to confirm her services & extras, and she named £40 for kissing and £40 for OWO. I asked again if RO/69 was included, which she confirmed, though saying that she didn't allow fingering. Fine by me. Since she was really pretty, I considered waiting and hanging out in the area but I had barely left the building when I received a text asking me to come back as the room was now available. I returned and was now told that she'd only be available for 30min due to another booking. I protested again, once again mentioning my 1hr booking, but she said she wasn't sure if I'd return and her receptionist had taken another booking. She tried to convince me to book with her roommate instead, who also looked pretty, but I was really keen on her, so chose to take the 30min. We went to the room and undressed. She has a beautiful slim body, perky small to medium breasts with piercings and visible tan lines. Her bum is larger (as indicated by some photos) but still nicely shaped and firm. She told me she set the timer on her phone for 30min, but barely 2min later I saw that the timer showing just over 23min, so she tried to shortchange me here (unless she'd then snooze it for 5min). I didn't say anything at this point as I was fed up with all the discussion. 

However, I barely explored her body for one minute hen she tried to put the condom on and asked me in what position I want to have sex. I countered with a request to begin with oral and 69, which she now explained would cost £40 extra. I could only laugh at this point. My protests that as she had previously said it was included, were not leading anywhere. She  now claimed that she meant it was possible but would cost extra. I showed her the text by receptionist which also confirmed that it was included, whereupon she only shook her head and offered it for £30 instead. I had now given up and asked her to return my money and was a bit surprised that she actually agreed to it. She returned the entire £100 back, though grumbling that I had seen her naked for free. I briefly considered leaving her £20 but in the end decided against it.

I am still a bit surprised that I actually managed to walk at this point since she was a beautiful girl and I would have loved to enjoy her body. Her name has now been switched to Lauren and location changed to Manchester, with higher rates, but still same pictures. Not entirely sure re phone number, as I don't save those.


I also walked from a punt in that same building. The person handling the bookings is a mature British woman. There must be two or three WGs in that flat . Factor in the language barrier and trying to co-ordinate them is like rounding up cats. It's a complete shit show. Plus I've noticed other punters hanging around outside, frantically texting. A traffic of old sausage in and out of those big glass doors. Very off-putting.


Offline PatMacGroin

Thanks for the TOFTT review, and full respect for managing to hold your wits together and walk.  :thumbsup:

At those rates I doubt I would have made it to her doorstep. However, with those looks and enjoys list I could have been tempted, and if I met her in person I'm not sure I would have the will power to turn away.

Offline pbrown355

Thanks OP and congratulations for walking. However pretty (and she is) it's deflating, sometimes literally, to have all that messing around and lying to you. I like to think I'd have walked.