Polly's Thai - Clapham Junction - Adequate at best

[londonchap]

Date of Meeting: In the past week
Price: £100 for 1 hour - Naked massage, B2B, HJ
Location: Weird setup on Lavender Hill, near Clapham Junction
Comms: SMS

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Spurred on by a heavy sack and a couple of good reviews, I pinged an opportunistic message to "Polly" for a booking later in the day. I got a reply fairly shortly with a price list and an address - all very copy/paste according to other reviews. The two main 1hr options were £80 for Naked Massage, and £100 for B2B. I was horny, so went with the latter.

Arrived at the address with a few mins to spare, and was asked to hold on while "Polly" readied herself. Getting into the 'complex' that she's located in is a bizarre setup that required codes for three different doors and smiling awkwardly at a security guard. Not one for the nervous, but I've punted in far weirder places. Once the maze of corridors is navigated, "Polly" opened the door into a setup that looked like a relatively modern massage parlour. "Polly" was a very ordinary-looking Thai woman in her late 40s, wearing the mandatory leggings and t-shirt (complete with stain). Zero makeup, zero effort - not a good start.

I was offered a (nice, clean, new) shower, and asked to undress and lie on the massage table. "Polly" then whipped off her gear unceremoniously, to reveal an off-white sports bra. On ditching all of her clothes and dimming the lights, she may have been the woman in the photo 10yrs ago, but the saggy bits and spare tyre definitely don't look like the AW images. I had sort of expected this from other reviews, but was still a little disappointed. I tried to initiate conversation, but it was clear she wasn't interested in chatting.

Onto the massage. Plenty of pressure, a sensible amount of oil, and she was starting to work out the knots in my back pretty effectively. No CC swipes or anything remotely sexy, but the massage itself was passable. After 25min, "Polly" hopped onto the table, added more oil, and starting brushing her boobs softly over my back. 2min later, she dismounted and asked me to flip.

After such a short time, I was expecting a decent massage of my chest or legs, but she just went straight in on the little guy with pretty vigorous technique. I slowed her down, and reminded her that we had a while left and I was expecting B2B. At this point she mounted the table, slipped the little guy between her oiled-up boobs and went to town. I had to remind her a few times to slow down, but it all felt very mechanical and chasing the pop.

Eventually the inevitable happened, and Polly immediately dismounted to wipe herself down - leaving me basking in my glow, covered in oil and cum. A quick wipe down and a shower, and I was out in 45-50min.

If the massage hadn't been a 6/10, this would have been a Negative. If anyone's looking for a fun massage experience in SW London, I'd look elsewhere.

[tantraman]

... "Polly" was a very ordinary-looking Thai woman in her late 40s ... she may have been the woman in the photo 10yrs ago, but the saggy bits and spare tyre definitely don't look like the AW images. I had sort of expected this from other reviews, but was still a little disappointed ...

... said AW images collected here