Outcall stripper in Edinburgh for a stag party

[Bally1122]

Hey everyone.

Does anyone know of any strippers local to Edinburgh that will do private bookings for a stag party?

Hoping someone will.

[HairyHaggis]

External Link/Members Only

[mrwhite]

web app links don't work

[big-al93]

That said it doesn't take a genius to type the number at the end of the link into the search box and come up with this link.

External Link/Members Only

I assume this is the SP intended to be linked.

[myothernameis]

Hey everyone.

Does anyone know of any strippers local to Edinburgh that will do private bookings for a stag party?

Hoping someone will.

I would think your best bet, would be to go to the Western Bar, and ask one of the dancers there

[mrwhite]

That said it doesn't take a genius to type the number at the end of the link into the search box and come up with this link.

External Link/Members Only

I assume this is the SP intended to be linked.

True, but it doesn't take a genius to post a working link in the first place either.

[Clattypats]

True, but it doesn't take a genius to post a working link in the first place either.

Irrespective... If you want a lapdancer, find a lapdancer... Its not a lapdancing site 

[HairyHaggis]

True, but it doesn't take a genius to post a working link in the first place either.

Sorry for trying to help, what’s your contribution smart arse?

[HairyHaggis]

Irrespective... If you want a lapdancer, find a lapdancer... Its not a lapdancing site 

Op asked for a “stripper for a stag party”, didn’t mention a lap dancer. Two different things

[Clattypats]

Op asked for a “stripper for a stag party”, didn’t mention a lap dancer. Two different things

Well you better recommend him one then!   

[HairyHaggis]

Well you better recommend him one then!   

I have, one that I personally had pleasure of experiencing at a very similar event 

[Clattypats]

I have, one that I personally had pleasure of experiencing at a very similar event 

Ffs! You really think so... That profile is all over the gaff 

This isn't a stripper site either, it's an Escort/punter site... And yes, I do know the difference 

[HairyHaggis]

That said it doesn't take a genius to type the number at the end of the link into the search box and come up with this link.

External Link/Members Only

I assume this is the SP intended to be linked.

It is thank you, didn’t realise mobile browsing (not actually using the app) links don’t work ….noted

[HairyHaggis]

Ffs! You really think so... That profile is all over the gaff 

This isn't a stripper site either, it's an Escort/punter site... And yes, I do know the difference 

What are you going on about? She would fit the bill for what op is asking, I know cos I’ve seen her do it - couldn’t care less what her profile appears like to you

Presumably you do know what happens at stag dos? she fucks if that’s what you want? Does that qualify to be discussed?

Jesus Christ man, pedantic much?

[Clattypats]

What are you going on about? She would fit the bill for what op is asking, I know cos I’ve seen her do it

And she fucks if that’s what you want? Does that qualify to be discussed?

Jesus Christ man, pedantic much?

Where does it say in her profile she is a stripper?

[HairyHaggis]

Where does it say in her profile she is a stripper?

It doesnt, but where does it say she does not?

if you were to contact her, and ask her, would she strip at a stag do in Edinburgh?, she probably would say yes..call it the magic of experience if you like.  What is it that’s confusing you exactly?

[Clattypats]

It doesnt, but where does it say she does not?

if you were to contact her, and ask her, would she strip at a stag do  :crazy:in Edinburgh?, she probably would say yes..call it the magic of experience if you like.  What is it that’s confusing you exactly?

So basically, you don't know?  And by your thinking, could probably apply that to any WG on AW... Hardly rocket science is it!?   

I must have missed your review of her, sorry 

[HairyHaggis]

So basically, you don't know?  And by your thinking, could probably apply that to any WG on AW... Hardly rocket science is it!?   

I must have missed your review of her, sorry 

No, not basically I don’t know…..I do know, she does do that….as I’ve said couple of times, it is based on first hand experience, I’ve seen her do it…..indeed it is not rocket science,

You not got some other reviews or other threads to be the hall monitor nobody asked for on?

[Clattypats]

It doesnt, but where does it say she does not?

if you were to contact her, and ask her, would she strip at a stag do in Edinburgh?, she probably would say yes..call it the magic of experience if you like.  What is it that’s confusing you exactly?

You contradict your whole point right there!
You have no idea what she does or doesn't do, it's all in your head. Not a good trait to have 

[HairyHaggis]

You contradict your whole point right there!
You have no idea what she does or doesn't do, it's all in your head. Not a good trait to have 

Yes probably, as in, she did for us, presumably she would for you, unless you come across as bellend way you ask, no feedback etc

That explain it ok for you or do o need to repeat that three times also

[Clattypats]

Yes probably, as in, she did for us, presumably she would for you, unless you come across as bellend way you ask, no feedback etc

That explain it ok for you or do o need to repeat that three times also

I don't really know what you're asking me because you can't seem to string 3 sentences together that are legible 

Have you seen her in a meet or was she a "stripper" for a do you were at... If the former, review... If the latter, I say you're being economical with the truth...

[HairyHaggis]

I don't really know what you're asking me because you can't seem to string 3 sentences together that are legible 

Have you seen her in a meet or was she a "stripper" for a do you were at... If the former, review... If the latter, I say you're being economical with the truth...

  If you can’t work out what I have written already then I can’t help you further I don’t think 

It was the later, and respectfully, I couldn’t give two fucks what you think.  Contrary to what you may believe, I suspect most people on this forum share that sentiment

[Clattypats]

If you can’t work out what I have written already then I can’t help you further I don’t think 

It was the later, and respectfully, I couldn’t give two fucks what you think.  Contrary to what you may believe, I suspect most people on this forum share that sentiment

The only sentiment I'm interested in, is arseholes on a forum, and that you are 

All promises and no delivery :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=249892.msg2552766#msg2552766
And yes someone may come on and say "what about you when you were first on here"... I backed it up with reviews, that's the difference   

[HairyHaggis]

The only sentiment I'm interested in, is arseholes on a forum, and that you are 

All promises and no delivery :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=249892.msg2552766#msg2552766
And yes someone may come on and say "what about you when you were first on here"... I backed it up with reviews, that's the difference   

If you were to read my posts, I’d say about 75% if not more are contributing answers to questions or offering general advise with good intentions, giving rather than taking, I’ll let that speak for itself

If one was to look at your posts, over half would be critiquing reviews, slagging others writing styles, butting into convos with immaterial and unhelpful comments - none of which anyone has really ever asked for - basically a general pain inthe arse, all justified in your own mind cos you have a high review count - fucking milk monitor of Scottish section. Ukpuntings Gareth Keenan

[Clattypats]

If you were to read my posts, I’d say about 75% if not more are contributing answers to questions or offering general advise with good intentions, giving rather than taking, I’ll let that speak for itself

If one was to look at your posts, over half would be critiquing reviews, slagging others writing styles, butting into convos with immaterial and unhelpful comments - none of which anyone has really ever asked for - basically a general pain inthe arse, all justified in your own mind cos you have a high review count - fucking milk monitor of Scottish section. Ukpuntings Gareth Keenan

Ffs you read all my posts pretty fast to come to that conclusion

I only critique what I need to critique, give praise where its due, and also due to the nature of reading so many posts in the "Scottish" region call out undesirables (not saying you are) etc etc... Members are allowed to question posts within reason, as it stands... I can debate points though, and if you want to nit pick, you called someone a "smart arse" on this thread, so don't give it the "oh so innocent" BS 

[HairyHaggis]

Not sure where I’ve given any “innocent bs” but whatever

On this thread…
One member (me) - has tried to be helpful
One member has defo been helpful and corrected my link mistake
2 members have made critical comments, for basically no reason, about me trying to help and contributed nothing to the original question

If your going to storm about every thread, passively aggressively policing the value of people’s content, don’t take the pet when someone does it back to you. (Insert stupid emoji)

[willie loman]

What are you going on about? She would fit the bill for what op is asking, I know cos I’ve seen her do it - couldn’t care less what her profile appears like to you

Presumably you do know what happens at stag dos? she fucks if that’s what you want? Does that qualify to be discussed?

Jesus Christ man, pedantic much?

i found the point you were making, fairly easy to grasp.

[Massagetugga]

i found the point you were making, fairly easy to grasp.

So did I

[scutty brown]

i found the point you were making, fairly easy to grasp.

Me too.

The big question is how many blokes will she fuck at a party? Will  she take you all on?

[HairyHaggis]

Me too.

The big question is how many blokes will she fuck at a party? Will  she take you all on?

There was five of us, anymore than that she said she would want another girl (she could arrange - or us) there to maintain semblance of a ratio. Everyone was offered bj, stag offered a fuck - that was what was pre agreed, couldn’t comment as to what potentially she would offer beyond that

[willie loman]

There was five of us, anymore than that she said she would want another girl (she could arrange - or us) there to maintain semblance of a ratio. Everyone was offered bj, stag offered a fuck - that was what was pre agreed, couldn’t comment as to what potentially she would offer beyond that

go on give us the gory details,  make a change from the usual accounts of some south american taking a good pounding. sorry just reread your post, i see it was only the stag who was offered a shag, that kind of make it less interesting, but way racier than anything i have experienced

[Matrix]

Willie is right. Reviews are the life blood of the forum and his 2 reviews in the last 4 years have helped keep the place well informed.   

[HairyHaggis]

go on give us the gory details,  make a change from the usual accounts of some south american taking a good pounding. sorry just reread your post, i see it was only the stag who was offered a shag, that kind of make it less interesting, but way racier than anything i have experienced

Get yourself down to a swingers club or too then my man, things like that are run-of-the-mill there. if it’s an itch you wanna scratch

[willie loman]

Get yourself down to a swingers club or too then my man, things like that are run-of-the-mill there. if it’s an itch you wanna scratch

the only swingers club in edinburgh seems to being torn up and no doubt turned into a flat, should have gone when the odd sauna bird offered to take me , "and to get things started"

[HairyHaggis]

the only swingers club in edinburgh seems to being torn up and no doubt turned into a flat, should have gone when the odd sauna bird offered to take me , "and to get things started"

Yeah, after8s, was never the most happening place tbf, there’s cjs in glasgow, which in all
Honesty I couldn’t hand on heart truly recommend but isn’t hellish either

Blackpool has a couple good places that are single guy friendly most nights. As does Manchester, Cupid’s prob being the pic of the bunch

[Name Not Found]

Cupid’s prob being the pic of the bunch

I'm off there tomorrow night so we'll see. Not expecting much action on a Monday night but you never know.

After 8 have been promising a new venue 'soon' for months. Nothing so far. You're right about CJ's; not brilliant, but I always seem to manage to get some action before the night is out. There's always The Shoebox if you are free during the day.

[HairyHaggis]

I'm off there tomorrow night so we'll see. Not expecting much action on a Monday night but you never know.

After 8 have been promising a new venue 'soon' for months. Nothing so far. You're right about CJ's; not brilliant, but I always seem to manage to get some action before the night is out. There's always The Shoebox if you are free during the day.

Exactly, You never know your luck with Cupid’s, at very worst the bar is reasonable for couple of drinks. The weekend party events are always well worth going if you are in the area (hedonism etc)

Never had pleasure of shoebox, heard about raids on it (twice) - who needs that hassle

[Name Not Found]

Never had pleasure of shoebox, heard about raids on it (twice) - who needs that hassle

Not sure why Shoebox gets targeted while CJ's is left alone. I don't know anything about the more recent 'raid' but I understand that there was no action taken.

[HairyHaggis]

Not sure why Shoebox gets targeted while CJ's is left alone. I don't know anything about the more recent 'raid' but I understand that there was no action taken.

I think it is around the “implication that there is a guarantee of sex” at Shoebox, as in you pay a high entry but you will fuck
Cjs operates as per most other genuine swinger clubs were nothing is guaranteed and any money is purely just for entry

Think you’re correct on the outcome, but as I’ve said, who needs that hassle

[Name Not Found]

I think it is around the “implication that there is a guarantee of sex” at Shoebox, as in you pay a high entry but you will fuck
Cjs operates as per most other genuine swinger clubs were nothing is guaranteed and any money is purely just for entry

I don't really think that argument stacks up. Last time I was at Shoebox, the 'entry fee' was the same as at CJ's and, if you compare the Shoebox's FAB profile to CJ's website, there's a clear implication on both that shagging is going to happen 

Shoebox is certainly a very different type of experience so I'm happy to take a chance when I have some daytime free time.

[HairyHaggis]

Well put another way- Shoebox pays some participants (the girls), cjs does not

[Clattypats]

Not sure where I’ve given any “innocent bs” but whatever

On this thread…
One member (me) - has tried to be helpful
One member has defo been helpful and corrected my link mistake
2 members have made critical comments, for basically no reason, about me trying to help and contributed nothing to the original question

If your going to storm about every thread, passively aggressively policing the value of people’s content, don't take the pet when someone gives it back to you (Insert stupid emoji)

I never do, so no worries there Sorry about the emoji again, perhaps the site should get rid of them since you're averse... 

[Bally1122]

We ended up booking Bia from Biaandalex. My oh my, that was the best hour of the weekend. What a gorgeous woman who loves to be naughty.

[myothernameis]

We ended up booking Bia from Biaandalex. My oh my, that was the best hour of the weekend. What a gorgeous woman who loves to be naughty.

Will we get a review of the event