Adrianna (on tour)External Link/Members Only
Cost: £90 for 30 mins
If there was ever a need for the equivalent of the RSPCA for punters, then this review provides a very good case for it.
After using the UKP search facility for best kissers, I came across Adrianna, and shortlisted her. Adrianna frequently tours the South-East and the West Midlands areas; and before this review Adrianna had 17 out of 18 positive UKP reviews, so booking her was a priority for me.
With such an impressive UKP review record, this absolutely true review should come as a shock to those who have shortlisted Adrianna.
I have attached screenshots of my text messages with Adrianna which serve as evidence of how cruel she was with me. I am always polite with ladies via text, and this shows in my earlier texts with Adrianna. Please note that I have blacked out only Adrianna’s address in my text messages to her.
I arranged to see Adrianna at 12 noon a couple of months ago. On the morning of the appointment, I reconfirmed my booking via text. I got the impression that 12 noon might be a bit early for Adrianna, so I gave her the flexibility to see me later at 2 pm or 2.30 pm, but Adrianna was fine with 12 noon.
It was an hour's drive, and whilst I was driving, Adrianna politely texted at 11.28 am to request a 15 minute delay. So the appointment was now set for 12.15 pm.
At 12.16 pm, when I was already there at the postcode, to my shock, Adrianna texted the following:
“I understand you are not coming”.
A minute later at 12.17 pm, she further texted the following:
“Will save your number and please don’t bother contacting me again as you will be blocked x”.Adrianna’s harsh attitude and hostile tone was totally unprovoked, and I felt numb for a minute.
I phoned and texted Adrianna immediately to say that I was already at the postcode, and I asked her for the house number.
After six minutes of agony, Adrianna said she was in the bathroom and didn’t see my message. If so, then how could she write a message to assume that I was not coming or not to listen to the phone when I called her?
Anyway, I got the address and was able to step inside at about 12.33 pm. I drove a long way, so I thought I might as well see Adrianna.
Adrianna wasn’t apologetic at all, and the first thing she said when I was at her doorstep was whether I would still like to go ahead. I should have walked with this attitude of Adrianna, but I thought with my dick and stayed.
Adrianna looked nothing like a Polish blonde. She was tanned and seemed more like a Romanian to me.
Adrianna hastily got undressed and asked me to come to the bedroom, but I requested a shower first which I always do. That left me with 20 minutes of action time.
The punt itself was very mechanical, and Adrianna was not interested in anything. What should have been DFK were light pecks, OWO was done with boredom, and Adrianna was uninterested in receiving any oral from me.
I quickly ended in missionary and this ordeal was over in quick time.
Being the polite person that I am, I then said thank you to Adrianna and went back home.
This has to be my worst punting experience ever, and it has nothing to do with me being ugly or whatever, because Adrianna behaved like a nasty cruel person even before she saw me.
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