Author Topic: Maya (used to be Mia) - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 3001 times)

Offline Jimmy The Gent

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Used to be Mia, now Maya.

1 hour incall: £100. Booking was this week.

Comms: Usual Lush procedure

Location: Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham, decent room, didn't test the shower (ran out of time) but was fine last time I was here. Cheap on-street parking nearby.

The girl: Much better than the pics (where she looks kind of moody), she's smiley and friendly. Pretty face, got that classic dark Romanian look which I love if they can deliver. About 5 foot 3, flat stomach, nice legs, really good arse and great natural B+ tits. Good English considering she hasn't been here that long. Said she was 24, sounds about right. Wearing the check bra and tiny skirt with no knickers that you can see in the first picture on the Lush website.

The action: Paid up, got my kit off and straight into DFK on the bed, she's an excellent snogger. I asked her what was off the menu, she said no CIM and no fingers... too deep. I can work with that!

Got her fully naked and carried on with DFK and felt each other up, she got on top of me and ground against me (I love that!) then got her to kiss all over my body and into OWO. Really good technique, not far off full DT, loads of licking, great suction, nice eye contact. No ball sucking but played with them with her hands. Carried on for a good while.

Onto RO, got her warmed up with a bit of a massage (I say massage, but basically just feeling up her body, tits and pussy) then got down to business. Beautiful pussy, and she was really responsive. I took it slow with the fingers, eased one in very gently and shallow, but she really got into it and at one point when I took it out for a bit she said 'finger!', so I slipped two in, as deep as you like. She was writhing around and getting really wet. I'm not going to say she definitely came, but I'm pretty sure she did, and that's good enough for me. It was all totally fucking sexy.

I'd spent a bit longer on RO than I'd planned, and she was just getting her breath back when the 10 minute alarm went off, so skipped 69 and on with the rubber and straight into cowgirl, no lube. She's a great fuck, tight and wet. Loads of DFK and tit-sucking, she really rode me well. Then doggy, which really suits her, then the final alarm went off. Fuuuuck! But she said 'you made me come, I've got to make you come.' Again, who knows, and she must have known I was close, but I'll take it. Into mish and she's talking dirty and DFKing and playing with my balls and I spurt at about 5 minutes past the hour. Doubt I would have got much longer. No time for a shower cos she's going to an outcall and needs the shower herself, so I wash my hands and face while chatting to her and fuck off.

Would I return? 100%

TLDR: Great girl, really responsive, lovely body, could get addictive.

Now I'm going to get fluffy about UKP. I get the impression there's a few diamonds in a lot of rough at Lush, but I've chosen based on the reviews on here and I've had a great time almost every time. The only neutral was when the girl cancelled and I had to pick on the spot.

So cheers, lads, and maybe I'll grow some balls and TOFTT one day.  :drinks:
« Last Edit: April 15, 2022, 07:48:25 pm by Jimmy The Gent »

Offline estats

Thanks for the review.

Maya seems to have got a lot of positives in a short period and I'm like you still at the stage of taking into account all the reviews before taking the plunge.

Can I ask, how was her communication? Would you recommend her from an infrequent punter? There have been quite a few Lush ladies I've wanted to see, but either their reviews were mixed, they only worked evening or they left very quickly.

Offline Jimmy The Gent

Thanks for the review.

Maya seems to have got a lot of positives in a short period and I'm like you still at the stage of taking into account all the reviews before taking the plunge.

Can I ask, how was her communication? Would you recommend her from an infrequent punter? There have been quite a few Lush ladies I've wanted to see, but either their reviews were mixed, they only worked evening or they left very quickly.

Her English is pretty good, just tell her what you want her to do and she'll do it if it's on her list of likes. I maybe wouldn't recommend if you're looking for someone to take the lead in the punt. But if you ask for a BJ, she'll mix it up nicely without having to be directed.

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My current favourite at Lush. Punted her also last week. Never usually have a regular - but could become weekly option.😏

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Went to see her again myself and gotta say she ain’t bad. This time I got to use my back of ticks on her and got her to cum. I’ll never forget the 69 after when her sticky cum drooled over over my face  :D

The only thing she could do to make her a 10/10 is pay attention to the balls. Sadly she doesn’t even give them a lick let alone anything else so that’s the only thing from making her one of my go to regs.

Offline Jimmy The Gent

You and your toys  :lol:

I wouldn't mind trying a bit of that, but I can't be having a suitcase full, what would you recommend as the best / most reliable one or two to go for? I did Google but there's so much choice! Preferably battery rather than mains powered.

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You and your toys  :lol:

I wouldn't mind trying a bit of that, but I can't be having a suitcase full, what would you recommend as the best / most reliable one or two to go for? I did Google but there's so much choice! Preferably battery rather than mains powered.

Mains powered  :lol: contrary to what you guys may think my bag of tricks is just a small bag lol

It’s always a good investment I’ve found as many wgs actually like the idea and don’t mind. And it adds to the fun. Lovehoney is a good site to check out. They always have sales and deals etc.

Start with something small and versatile like a rabbit type vibe or a g-spot and clit vibe. Something that goes in and hits the clit maximising suitability for the wg. Size wise opt for something medium size so not pocket size and not Giant size. And Yh, battery power is best  ;) You can always build your collection from there.

Top tips: always have spare batteries, antibacterial wipes and sex toy wipes, lube, some condoms that fit you well (can be used for the toys as well as on yourself if the wg has shit condoms)

Offline Jimmy The Gent

always have spare batteries, antibacterial wipes and sex toy wipes, lube, some condoms that fit you well

Hope I don't get hit by a bus walking to the punt  :lol:

Useful tips, cheers mate.

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always have spare batteries, antibacterial wipes and sex toy wipes, lube, some condoms that fit you well

Hope I don't get hit by a bus walking to the punt  :lol:

Useful tips, cheers mate.


Hahahaaaa Yh, that would be a difficult one to explain  :lol:

I’ve often wondered what would happen if I got mugged walking to or from  my car with that bag.