Next thing you know, you'll be asking for a blumpkin! 
In case you're not au fait.....
Receiving a blow job whilst sitting on the bog having a crap.
My urban dictionary says it common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served.
I must have lived a sheltered life. I suppose it makes a change from Tupperware.
One particular comment caught my eye......
'I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room.
I was having a painful struggle getting Mr Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline walked in.
She grabbed my Mr Wiggles and started sucking on it.
At that moment, I realised I was getting a blumkin.
Now I am popular, just like all the other douchebags in my 4th grade class'.
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