Author Topic: xxmissblondie90xx - Great Yarmouth  (Read 3233 times)


11 review(s) for xxmissblondie90xx (2 positive, 4 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline mickmac

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Comms : OK, message through AW then switched to text, answers were a bit abrupt, but prompt.

Location : quiet street near the Pleasure Beach, easy to find and park nearby for free.

Cost : £100 for an hour, all of her likes included - I requested kissing, OWO, CIM, RO, anal play. This was around the end of March.

Girl : Natasha, slim build, appears to be the person in her pics, age early 30's.  Tits slightly bigger than I expected.

The meet :

I normally wait a week or two before posting a review, but I've just found myself getting more and more annoyed about how this punt went as the days go by.  Why you ask, well, her complete inability to give a decent blowjob for starters.  I mean it's one of the basics an escort should be able to do pretty well, but Natashas understanding of giving a BJ is basically just kissing the tip of your knob whilst moving her head up and down about an inch.  I asked her to go deeper, but she just ended up doing the same again.

I went down on her, slight whiff - nothing terrible, but slightly off-putting.  No response/reaction from her as I licked her out, maybe it was me, but a few fake moans would at least have made me think she was enjoying it!
Asked for kissing, expecting a decent bit of passionate snogging, but instead I got about 5 quick closed-mouth pecks...that was it.

She clearly wanted to get to the fucking (or get it over with), so on with the condom and got behind her for doggy....she pushed back on me so hard I almost fell off the bed!  Clearly didn't want me pounding away too hard into her.
Gave up on that after a few mins and switched to missionary, she held her legs up, but as I went in, she brought her hands up to stop me going in too far or get into a decent rhythm. 

I could see that the punt wasn't really working out as well as I'd hoped, so asked to come in her mouth - she agreed, but seemed a bit reluctant - I laid on my back and whipped off the condom, and to be fair, she took my load, but did quickly run to the bathroom to spit it out!

Spent the next 20-odd mins chatting, with me trying to encourage the little fella to go for round 2, Natasha made a couple of half-hearted attempts to bring him to life, but only once I'd mentioned I'd like to go again...but it clearly wasn't going to happen so I gave up, got dressed and out the door in about 45 mins.

Don't get me wrong, Natasha's a nice enough girl, not unattractive. and pleasant to talk to, but if she can't or won't do the basics properly, I certainly won't be going back.


Offline mickmac

I didn't see your review before I decided to see her - wouldn't have changed my mind even if I had, she might have improved her offering in 4 years...but obviously not! She mentioned that she's recently moved from Norwich.

It's just bizarre that she thinks that's how to give a BJ - just spend a minute on YouPorn to see how it's done!

I guess I could have been a bit more assertive, so I'll accept I could have done a bit more to get what I wanted, but at the end of the day if she wants to get repeat business, she's gonna have to up her game.

Offline norwichfunseeker

totally agree - and with reviews like this repeat business will be hard to get.



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Offline PeteSmyth

Why don't you guys read the reviews on this 'site? I posted a review of this woman back in March 2017 saying she was a fruitcake. Socks posted a terrible review of this woman last year. What did you expect?!  :dash:

Offline mickmac

No, didn't see that review, but you never know, she might have got better since then.   :D

Offline norwichfunseeker

Why don't you guys read the reviews on this 'site? I posted a review of this woman back in March 2017 saying she was a fruitcake. Socks posted a terrible review of this woman last year. What did you expect?!  :dash:

Why didn't you read my review, linked above, of which the opening line is....

Hi guys, trying to catch up with my reviews of my recent punts, as only recently found this site.

Ie I wasnt aware, or a member, of this site when I saw her.

Offline socks

Socks posted a terrible review of this woman last year.

Well I tried my best :lol:

Offline mrsid

Only just joined this site, I visited xxmissblondie90xx either last year or the year before. Well I say visited, was let into the house in Norwich sorted the paperwork and readied myself in the room only to then be joined by her 'boyfriend' who started to kick off at me. Obviously I left at this point.

Keeps seeing positive reviews on Adultwork, which I am amazed about except the positive reviews keep coming from the same person..... Hhhhmmm.

Offline PilotMan

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Only just joined this site, I visited xxmissblondie90xx either last year or the year before. Well I say visited, was let into the house in Norwich sorted the paperwork and readied myself in the room only to then be joined by her 'boyfriend' who started to kick off at me. Obviously I left at this point.

Keeps seeing positive reviews on Adultwork, which I am amazed about except the positive reviews keep coming from the same person..... Hhhhmmm.

Adultwork reviews are generally next to worthless.

UKP is the voice of the punter. It's a team effort and any suspect reviews are quickly sniffed out and removed.

Offline norwichfunseeker

Adultwork reviews are generally next to worthless.

UKP is the voice of the punter. It's a team effort and any suspect reviews are quickly sniffed out and removed.

I didn't think any reviews got removed as stated in the rules.


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Offline PilotMan

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I didn't think any reviews got removed as stated in the rules.


10 Review deletion
Not possible, as the notice on the review creation page made clear.

I think fake reviews do? If not, I think they may get moved out of reviews to the regional board

Offline norwichfunseeker

I think fake reviews do? If not, I think they may get moved out of reviews to the regional board

One for the mods to clarify.
I know reviews for banned members remain but to treated with trepidation (obviously dependingon what the ban was for)