External Link/Members OnlyPreamble:OK, so I've been away a while but fancied a sneeky return so thought I'd treat myself to a really attractive lady. Found the Vivastreet ad and knew it was too good to be true, but thought I'd go have a look anyway.
Comms:Sent a Whatsapp message and got a quick reply with confirmation she was available for when I wanted, some prices and services which matched the profile, and a postcode. Seems to tie up with the advert so far, so I might be lucky!
Location:Flat above shops in Albert Road. Clean and tidy, well furnished and warm.
Price:£120 for 1 hour, all on her likes list included. That includes owo, 69, sex twice, kissing, etc...
Bella:Advertised as 24yo, which looked about right. But was it the hot Ukrainian girl in the pics? Like fuck was it! You know what's coming next - Instead I'm presented with a dumpy Romanian with a body type that I'd not usually consider. Face was slightly pretty, but the rest not so much.
But she was friendly enough, which is the only reason I didn't run away screaming.
The Meeting:Turn up and park at postcode, tried to call twice but call rejected so sent Whatsapp message. 10 minutes later get a reply saying "been in shower". She then gives me flat number so I wander over and ring doorbell. No answer. Send another message, wait in the street for a few minutes, then give up and wander off. 10 mins later she messages back "you should knock". So I go back and knock, she comes to the door and tells me off for knocking!!
Why the fuck I stayed, I'll never know. But I'm here so she's gonna get shagged.
Started by asking her for a massage, which was nothing special, then she said she was going to give me a blow job. Well ok, if you insist! This was the only good bit, her bj was great, even though it was covered (not owo as advertised, even though I'm ocd level clean). I had to tell her to stop after a few minutes because I didn't want to pop without shagging her.
I lay her back on the bed and went to go down for a lick "no, don't do that it's too sensitive". How the fuck can you promise me 69 in your message if you don't allow a bit of muff diving?? Anyway, now I go to touch her growler with fingers and she shakes her head and says "no fingers, it's too sensitive". How the fuck is she going to react when I ram my nob in up to the hilt?!!
So I go onto sex and mysteriously she no longer seems sensitive. She lies there like a dead starfish and strangely I finish pretty quick, which is unusual for me even if I'm turned on, which I definately wasn't. And that was that, 25 minutes gone and I can't think of anything to do now but lie there for a bit of a chat before clearing off.
Summary:Even before I booked her I knew it was going to be a b&s, but at least hoped for a decent meet with whoever it was, but other than a really good bj it was a waste of decent cash, I'd rather have just given it to the poor. Should've walked and gone to plan b and scooted down the road to the massage place in Fratton.
Visit Again?Hahahaha!!!!
