External Link/Members OnlyI have seen the SP 3 times now. While this review will cover the 3rd time, I’ll write a summary of the previous meets just for context. 1st time was actually ok, nothing special (specially for the price) but worth revisiting if your better options are unavailable. The second time was weird (first time wasn’t special so I only visited again as plan A and B didn’t work out), even though we had seen each other before she felt cold, she was inspecting me as if I was a horse in a competition. I thought it was ironic as surely I should be the one inspecting her? I mean it’s not even just the fact that I’m the one paying but also the fact she probably sees more different dudes in a day than I see different girls in a year. I decided to give her another chance in case I just got her on an off day.
First time I booked an hour and the second time I booked 2 hours. No matter the length of the booking she will only provide 2 pops, most of the time she will spend talking so there is no point in having a longer booking, especially now that she appears to have increased her prices by £50 to what they previously were for anything over 1hr. If you want to pay more to just hear her talk, go ahead, the 3rd time I decided with just 1hr.
The SP is as per pictures although I think from good angles. Her face is where I thought it was very fake and plastic. Fake lips, fake eyebrows, fake cheekbones (which I thought was very over the top and made her look a bit weird), and I’m sure probably nose and all the rest. Most representative pic is the one I attached. I managed to look past that as her body is great, I’m a bit short so prefer the petite girls and she ticks my boxes from the neck down.
Once arriving at her hotel, 10 mins early I texted her. She texted back saying she is getting ready. Several minutes into the booking she is finally ready and sends the room number (I thought she may add the time to the end of the booking but turns out it wasn’t the case). The beginning of the booking has always felt the coldest part with this SP. She will open the door and awkwardly usher you in. No hug or kiss which is odd for me considering it was the 3rd time seeing her. I “break the ice” by giving her the money and she will count it in front of you, even though every time I’ve seen her I’ve given her the right amount. I ask for a shower as usual. Facilities are good, it’s a hotel so the hot water and pressure are decent. Upon coming out of the shower in my towel she immediately asks me to put my socks back on! Which had me thinking WTF as I didn’t have to in the previous 2 bookings but she said she is asking everyone to do it now. For someone who claims to provide “the ultimate GFE”, good luck getting yourself immersed when you’re not even allowed to get comfortable. So previous time she was inspecting me like a horse, this time she asks to keep my socks on, I’m expecting if I went again she would only let me touch her with surgical gloves or do the booking with COVID masks on.
I was already disappointed on getting close to her, I noticed she didn’t really make an effort and wasn’t even wearing any perfume. 1st time she did, 2nd time she didn’t, now 3rd time is just a repeat. Kissing is quite aggressive, I enjoyed that but others may not. Normally I would start the booking with RO but I remembered that she clearly doesn’t enjoy it. Previous time there was a lot of fake moaning, complaining she is sensitive, and she would also squeeze your head so tight with her legs that your tongue won’t even reach her pussy. I remember thinking “how is she still moaning when I’m not even licking her anymore?” Given this, I decided to skip RO, so removed the towel and she started to suck me off. A couple of seconds in she starts complaining about pre-cum. I’m not sure how that is possible as I wasn’t even hard yet and had just had a shower. Again, ironic that she offers CIM and complains about pre-cum, even though there obviously wasn’t any. Once you’re both naked she will keep her body as far away from you as possible, with her legs crossed. This was strange as I didn’t remember this from the first 2 times (I think another reviewer said the same thing). Anyway, once hard, on with the condom and some lube so I can get to fuck her. Sex was ok but uninspiring, she kind of just laid there looking bored as I did most of the work. Feeling thirsty after having done all of the work I ask her for some water and she points to the tap, so here I go cupping my hand to drink out of the tap. Other SPs for this price will normally offer you something, bottled water, sometimes wine. Mia, well reviewed here, who is even cheaper, will have bottled water, fizzy drinks, energy drinks, etc. The impression I got here is that the SP just wants to keep operating costs at a minimum and profits high. It’s good business I guess…
We’d then lay in bed and this is where she feels really cold again. We sit in opposite ends of the bed just talking, no cuddling, caressing each other’s bodies, etc. this part has never really felt like a gfe, certainly not her self proclaimed “ultimate gfe”. She talks a lot and you have to interrupt her to try and get another round in, I was hoping it would become more natural given the repeat visits, but sadly wasn’t the case. Second round was basically the same but was so uninspiring that I just couldn’t cum. This has never happened to me but the sex was so monotonous I just couldn’t so just pretended I did and binned the empty condom. Even though we started the booking late, as soon as the “hour” was up, she says “I don’t want to rush you, but I have another client”. I always went at different days/times and this was still said at the end of every booking. I used to think this was her tactic for getting me out of the room as quick as possible (part of me still does), but having seen her price increase for longer bookings it might just be her preference for the conveyor belt experience. I’ll let you decide what to think
I know the SP has a lot of positives here but I take those with a pinch of salt. I was asked if I had a UKpunting account and whether I could leave a positive review after the first booking, I’m sure some of the punters who left reviews would’ve been asked the same. I’m sure that some of those were genuine and did have a nice time but it’s definitely not the service you’ll get now. It’s no surprise to me that reviews for her are now far and few between and also not all positive.
My conclusion is that her service has been getting worse and worse. I’m not sure if she has just had bad experiences over the last year or if she is just burnt out. All I can say is that similar girls, some even cheaper will offer a better service. She is an independent girl charging agency prices for mediocre service and the way she behaves (almost like she is disgusted, making you keep socks on, keeping her distance) made me come out feeling like a leper. I’m annoyed that given the last visit wasn’t great I still decided to give another chance, now I’ve learnt my lesson…
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