External Link/Members OnlyAfter all the recent hype over "Girltatoogiovana" I decided I'd pay a visit. Booked via SMS the day before, agreeing on mid afternoon the following day. I followed up with an SMS in the morning and the time was confirmed again. Full address given including house number.
Parking was a nightmare nearby, all public car parks full, no street parking anywhere. Luckily I arrived early as I had to drive around for 20 mins to find a parking spot. Made the quick walk over to her address and texted from outside to say I was ready.
Giovana: Sorry baby, the client who's currently with me is extending by 1 hour, can you come back in 1 hour?
Me: Seriously? I've just driven 45 mins to get here.
Giovana: Sorry baby, see you in 1 hour.
Against my better judgement (and thinking in my head of the big load I was going to drop her in her mouth later on), I decided to wait it out and took a walk along the Taff Embankment (it was a beautiful day). Returned to the address an hour later and texted again to say I was ready.
Giovana: Sorry baby, my client has extended by 1 more hour and I have bookings afterwards, can you come back tomorrow? I'm free between these times: XXX-XXX.
Me: This is ridiculous, you're going to get a negative review.
Giovana: Can't you come back tomorrow?
Me: Only if you give a 50% discount
(I was being sarcastic at this point, I had no intention of coming back)Giovana: Rude man, I'm blocking you.
That was the end of our conversation. Disappointed is an understatement.