Roberta - Earls Court - Diva Escorts: Way more than a handful

[Nobodynotme]

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Paid 100/30 mins

Comms: great as always with Diva. They were prompt to get in touch with the girl to confirm and offered a couple of times without much wait.

Venue: Multi room flat. Probably shared since I was told to walk back to the room and not take off my shoes at the front. Easy to find spot just off Cromwell Road. Quiet neighborhood. I buzzed 5 minutes early and after about 30 secs to a minute she buzzed me in. Bathroom quite nice. Clean but very small. She gave me a fresh towel.

The meet: Opted for 30 mins and wasn’t expecting too much. Introduced myself and it was all a bit awkward. She’s Romanian. Good English. Says in the UK for 9 years. Probably late 20s very early 30s. She’s tall and tanned. Has some tattoos but nothing too horrid. Greeted me in a negligee thing with underwear underneath. I asked if I could shower quick and she handed me the clean towel.I laid the donation on the dresser and went in the bathroom. After I came out and to be honest it was all a bit awkward. We chatted some briefly. Light pecking no open mouth. Didn’t try to be honest. Awkward stroking of the arms - it’s like she didn’t know what to do with them. I kissed on her neck and motioned for her to remove her bra. Her tits are pretty massive. Relatively firm for tits of that size (natural). I laid her down on the bed and was between her legs and eyed her shaved snatch. I licked my fingers and played with her pussy. Didn’t try to insert. She has a horizontal scar along her pelvic area, possible c section. Nothing too scary looking though. I wasn’t going to DATY and didn’t want oral so I motioned for her to rubber me up. She did. She licked her fingers and then I entered. There were some light moans and rammed her a few times. Then I turned her over into some semi laying down doggy and pumped away but came way too early. I fucked her a bit more from behind and then quit since I’d cum. She removed the condom and cleaned me up. She asked if I was done so I think I could have had another go or massage or something but I was ready to move on. I went to shower again, dressed, and was on my way. I told her “record time! Now you’ve got time to read the news or catch up on email hahaa” I was in the shower longer than in her.

Overall: pics fairly accurate. The one in red with her upright is the most accurate representation. Her tits are probably too much for me. Lots to manage. She’s also taller than I’m used to. She wasn’t super natural with everything and I think we just lacked some chemistry. I got what I paid for and she’s what she advertised for the most part. 

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[EasyRider21]

I had a punt with her around summer last year - roughly the same vibe as you described, very little and awkward kissing, not really responsive during RO but she did enjoy fingering (as usual YMMV). The sex was a bit meh, got a little carried away in doggie by slapping her butt harder than I intended to but otherwise nothing fancy which is why I never thought about returning. Facially I'd say the pictures are correct but she does have a weird, protruding belly that I haven't seen before on a girl (almost as if she was a bit bloated from hormone therapy) - not at all like the toned body from the pictures. Her breasts are her greatest assets by far.

At 150 she is in the cheapest category of Diva girls but she could do a lot better if she fixed her belly and put more effort into providing a good service. There are much uglier Roms going for 200-250 these days who don't get good reviews here either. Bit of a wasted talent in my opinion - with a bit more enthusiasm she could easily be more than just your run-off-the-mill P&D Rom punt.     

[PLeisure]

I had a punt with her around summer last year - roughly the same vibe as you described, very little and awkward kissing, not really responsive during RO but she did enjoy fingering (as usual YMMV). The sex was a bit meh, got a little carried away in doggie by slapping her butt harder than I intended to but otherwise nothing fancy which is why I never thought about returning. Facially I'd say the pictures are correct but she does have a weird, protruding belly that I haven't seen before on a girl (almost as if she was a bit bloated from hormone therapy) - not at all like the toned body from the pictures. Her breasts are her greatest assets by far.

At 150 she is in the cheapest category of Diva girls but she could do a lot better if she fixed her belly and put more effort into providing a good service. There are much uglier Roms going for 200-250 these days who don't get good reviews here either. Bit of a wasted talent in my opinion - with a bit more enthusiasm she could easily be more than just your run-off-the-mill P&D Rom punt.   

Did you review at the time?

[EasyRider21]

No I didn't. I punt a lot but I don't always have time writing a review. My reviews tend to be very detailed and I put a lot of effort into it. Sometimes I just don't have the time or the patience to sit down and start typing stuff up.

If an SP is well reviewed here and I have nothing to add I usually skip writing one as it would be redundant anyway. I realise that this SP doesn't have many reviews but I think I met her around the time when I was busy at work. I also wasn't quite sure what the appropriate verdict would be - negative, neutral or positive (different people apply different standards). It could be negative given her lack of enthusiasm but you could also decide on a neutral or a light positive because she delivered the services that were advertised and she is on the cheap end of Diva girls (and looks reasonably well for that category).

[Andersen45]

She looks good.

Maybe if you meet her a few times the punts get better.

[EasyRider21]

She looks good.

Maybe if you meet her a few times the punts get better.

Ah, how much I love a punter's optimism. You see a pretty girl and imagine yourself having a good time with her. I'm guilty of it myself - the small head overrules the large one...

My only question to you is - How many punts would you risk until you finally cut your losses and move on? At 150/hr, wouldn't it make sense to just go for another SP with good reviews here?

To be fair though, she is a P&D punt and she does offer 30-minute bookings for 100 so you could try her out once without much damage if you really fancy her. Just manage your own expectations...

[Andersen45]

I swear Earl's Court is the best place for punting!

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[Duron]

May not be the same girl. Maybe pics are stolen. On Diva she is Gloucester Road. On AW Canary Wharf.

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100% b&s. Stolen photos. Won't do advertised services and wanted £50 for owo. Dream on! 🙄
I didn't bother to visit, it just sounded like horse 💩

The real one was on duty at Gloucester Road.