Meet happened last week. Paid 60 for 15 minutes. I will preface this by saying this was possibly my plan D or E.. I should learn to give up after plan B goes awry. For some reason I neglected to check reviews first which I usually always tend to do.
Anyway on to the review.
Comms: Pretty good. Answered the phone promptly and sounded rather keen/nice over the phone. Agreed a time and sent postcode etc.
Location: Quiet residential road somewhere in Grays near the country park not too far from Lakeside
The Lady: Quite attractive in a girl next door MILF kind of way. Very nice body, not a bad face. Trim little athletic build with a nice big bum and biggish (fake) tits This is about where the positives end.
The meet: First red flag was her sending me down the garden to a bloody shed upon arrival. Should have walked then but I still haven't mastered the art. Agreed on oral with, and possibly sex depending on how I feel. Off with her clothes revealing those lovely tits and arse. She had a little thong on. Started playing with her tits and weirdly I noticed her right tit had the texture of 180 grit sandpaper. Great for decorating work, terrible for tits.
Very strange.
So that kind of turned me off a bit but anyway, she popped on the Johnny and started giving me oral which was the least enthusiastic oral I've ever experienced. Like barely sticking the helmet in let alone the rest of it. For about 30 seconds, before trying to turn around and bend over and saying "sex?"
I declined and said no I'd like a bit more oral please. So I laid on the bed instead incase it was an awkward angle kind of thing... Nope, still awful. So then without me even voicing anything she just starts to climb on, slides her thong to one side, and starts attempting to ride me. Also shit. Her pussy was fine, from what I could tell but it was almost like she was trying the whole time to make sure the whole length didn't go in. She was making some sounds which I couldn't tell were pain/disdain or pleasure.. I asked her if she wanted to swap positions so I could push her legs back and try and go a bit deeper in mish, but she basically made sure to have one hand on my belly and one leg sort of blocking me from going deeper. Again, more unusual sounds. She just seemed like she didn't want to be doing it at all. Before anyone suggests it was a me problem, I assure you I wasn't rude in any way, not am I the most well endowed man so I really don't know why she seemed to be almost whincing. Very strange situation the whole thing. Eventually I managed to just focus on her tits and bust in the bag but I just left feeling totally deflated. Total contrast to how she sounded on the phone honestly. The place doesn't seem like a shithole and she doesn't particularly seem poor from what I could see in the brief time being there. So I don't really understand why bother putting yourself, and other blokes through that
But anyway, let this be an advisory. Learn to walk away, and never forget to check reviews
