External Link/Members OnlyComms: ok(ish) called up was told Lucy was not working today, i declined to see anyone else. They then called me back (pvt. number) shortly after saying oh she is working... wasn't an issue for me then but didn't really appreciate the callback but it worked out for me this time. Given how the meet went, really wished they hadn't!
Location: incall. smart apartment in Vauxhall on the river. entrance is a bit difficult to find.
Price: £550for 2 hours
Services: LFK (poor) , OWO (poor), DT(not really and abandoned) RO, CG (poor), doggy (boring) mish (poor but best position)
The WG: website pics are an ok likeness but photoshopped. age wise i think she's in her early 30s as per profile. Facially cute enough not a stunner. Friendly and talkative but also awakard.
The Punt:
Finding her flat in the dark wasn't easy - she's in a large (new build) estate with multiple entrances and finding the right one is not easy. i walked around a lot and was 5 mins late as a result.
Let in hiding the behind the door trick (there must be a reason why they do this i can't for the life of me work it out?). and into a very nice looking flat. invited into the front room asked to remove shoes before hand.
had a bit of chat, covered services / what i like - and she didn't raise any objections. Other then she does DT but not always.
bit more a chat, despite her being talkative / outgoing she had a habit of speaking but not looking at me so i was looking at her profile more often then not. It's odd given what we are there to do and makes her quite unapproachable.
I moved in for kiss and she responded well but she kissed with minimal body contact. her arms on her side, legs pointed away from me. and she really didn't get into the kissing, even stopping a few times to say she's worried about her lipstick.
i went off to have a shower and then came back into the front room where she still was. i wanted to get proceedings on the way, but she wanted to move to the bedroom. more faffing about and then sitting on the bed trying to spark up a conversation with me. i'm thinking fuck me this is shit, this is time for you to jump my bones.
i intiated kissing again, same deal - body pointed away and sticking the neck out for the kiss. eventually moved down for some OWO. her technique is not the worse i've had but it's no where any good. pretty dry and she held on to the base, couldn't go very deep otherwise she would gag.
moved on to the bed and more OWO, I've never had a girl give me head while at the same time trying to position her body in another room! it was comical! did a bit more kissing with me on lying down, and i had to reach to fondle the breasts and then asked her to get undressed. more OWO where she didn't like DT the kissing was pretty shit, not lips locking and tongue just briefly popping out as if to check if the water was hot.
i tried standing up and getting more bj, this went on for a bit before she 'gagged' - i hadn't gone hard or deep she was in control!- and then she said she ain't doing that anymore..
it was at this point she suggested shortening the booking down to an hour. i was surprised and said let's see how it goes.
i did some RO on her, i must say she's pretty trim down there lovely pussy, she made the right noises and 'cammed' i thought she had faked it but my fingers were soaking wet and i felt a little bit of a squirt.
then on with the dom, she got on top, she felt good and rode ok but again head up, facing 90 degrees away there was no chance of this getting intimate. she bobbed around for a bit then got tired pretty quick, so i took over. switched to doggy but couldn't really get any speed going and she wasn't going to push back or anything instead just buried her head in the bed.
flipped to mish, and she kept her face turned to the side/buried in her arms - wasn't going to get any kisses going on.
i decided to fuck this, so cummed in the dom. rolled off her and suggested let's call it an hour booking. She looked visibly relieved. asked on the time and it was on the hour.
so showered up and left. she said all services are discretionary in the punt too.
Overall:
rubbish she's is totally vanilla GFE- one where you are trying to get into her pants. there is no passion/intimacy. would have had more fun with one of those flesh touch thing (never tried them).
thought about complaining to the agency, but then thought F. it. i'm just going to write the agency off. I've 3 girls from allure; Grace (now Isabela at Bijoux) reviewed, Claire (gone before i got around to a review and now Lucy. All of them are pretty girls but below par services. Lucy definitely should give up this job.
waste of cash - i'm not too bothered about. Wasted my time and window of opportunity - i am bothered about.
