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I had to think quite a bit about scoring this one as it was a marginal Neutral / Negative
Comms - good. A couple of texts and sorted for a couple of hours ahead.
Location - Air bnb in new gorbals. Easy parking was one of the few pluses.
Venue - decent modern flat but intercom was bust so had to call for access. On the way out I let a dude in. Next punter...?...maybe?
Girl - this is when it started to go Pete Tong. She's easily 45 not 37 per AW. And a size 12 verging on 14 and NOT the 10 on AW.!
![:dash:](https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/dash2.gif)
(Pics are probably from the day she joined AW 12 years ago)
But by this time I wanted to fuck and empty my baws and she wasn't so bad that I thought of walking.
The meet and services - I had a shower and was offered a clean but tiny hand towel to dry my 15 stone gut with!
I was offered a massage. I haven't been offered that since the days of the Daily Sport!
I declined.
![:hi:](https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/hi.gif)
Then onto a bit of LFK to start and some cheesy dirty talk from her. She took instructions well and gave some satisfactory OWO.
I returned the favour with some RO to find her smooth, fresh and juicy. Some poor ooo's and ahhh's from her.
We then had protected sex in a couple of vanilla positions - Mish, Doggy, PB. She refused to go on top
![:dash:](https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/dash2.gif)
Her pussy was tight and helped me splash in the bag.
She was friendly enough throughout and chatty.
But it all had a feeling of shagging ma maw's pal.
(This is a role play I ordinarily enjoy - but on this occasion it felt like it was too much for real and that she would rather chat about the rising price of pies instead of giving a deep BJ or taking a right good shafting!)
Then after another shower I was out.
Door to door 25 minutes.. I didn't really feel rushed ....more that we went through the motions by the numbers...bish bash bosh and done.
Won't be back and wouldn't recommend.
It would be a neutral if she was just not my thing but due to the added gap between the profiled attributes and what I met - its a Neg
![:hi:](https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/hi.gif)
PS I have only just seen her Linked Twitter and see that those body pics are a little more accurate but still flattering.
The one profile pic of her face looks nothing like the lass - probably a reflection of a very good piece of makeup artistry.
![:hi:](https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/hi.gif)