Charlotte 35- TOFTT- London outcall

[Clarence Boddicker]

I feel a bit bad about writing this review, as most of the problems I found were not Charlottes fault, but my subjectivity, but tbh the reason I want to caution you all, is her profile should be flagged under the trades description act. Post-session, I've reviewed all the photos and I have no doubt they are genuinely her, but I must also. say they are the most creatively misleading picture I've ever come across. 

Comms I booked Charlotte without any issue, no problems there

The price 2 hours for £200, can't really complain there

The girl, here lies the issue, she arrived at my door and I thought she looked rough as old boots, my heart sunk as I welcomed her in, I literally thought to myself I'd be happy to pay just for her to leave, but having paid I thought to myself try to think of it as a novel wank.  Having sorted the cash, she stripped, and she looked like a genuine Lucian Freud painting her gut hanging over her panty line, spaniels ears for tits, all in all a genuine BOCFOC body of Crimewatch face of Crimewatch, I knew this was going to be a long couple of hours. I offered her a glass of wine which I was delighted she accepted as I didn't want to rush her and wanted to use up my allocated time with as little sex as possible, but eventually I had to do my duty and so accepted my fate with just a blow job and sex in doggy style.  Normally I love nothing better than eating pussy, rimming and DFK, but all these were totally off the menu, sexual brevity was definitely the order fo the day Eventually I managed to come, but ,my god it took for too long, irony is I honestly think she might have been enjoying herself, upon me coming, I indicated I was 'satisfied' she dressed, I remained  with the mental scars.

I do genuinely feel bad for giving such a negative review, Charlotte was more than pleasant, she did everything with, while I wouldn't say enthusiasm, I would at least say professionalism, but having said, whilst shagging her, I just couldn't remove the grimace from my face, so I feel a neutral is a fair reflection. On the other hand I have added respect for working girls who have to deal with you ugly cunts day in day out

have mercy and don't ask me for any intricate details, I don't know and I don't want to try to remember

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[Fuzzyduck]

BOCFOC  Does she look like Yasmin Bleeth today then?
Thanks for the review. It feels like you gave it a neutral rather than a neg because you feel bad about it but I get where you're coming from.

[Clarence Boddicker]

BOCFOC  Does she look like Yasmin Bleeth today then?
Thanks for the review. It feels like you gave it a neutral rather than a neg because you feel bad about it but I get where you're coming from.

I think Negatives should be exclusive to bad service providers or unpleasant personalities, Charlotte was neither, I just found her subjectively unattractive. Somebody else might feel differently and I really hope they do, but for me the neutral is mainly done to how misleading I felt the gallery pics were, although I must point out once more, misleading NOT fake. I'd be interested to know your thoughts, do you think the gallery says MILF or am I being naive?

[Fuzzyduck]

I think Negatives should be exclusive to bad service providers or unpleasant personalities, Charlotte was neither, I just found her subjectively unattractive. Somebody else might feel differently and I really hope they do, but for me the neutral is mainly done to how misleading I felt the gallery pics were, although I must point out once more, misleading NOT fake. I'd be interested to know your thoughts, do you think the gallery says MILF or am I being naive?

I think she's just made the most of the marketing. There are no face pics and no full body shots. Maybe there is more in the PG that would give a punter more help but I'm not spending 60p to find out!