Author Topic: Escort that will fuck the life out of me?  (Read 3689 times)

Offline Qwerty786

As the title says looking for an enthusiastic escort. DFK will be a bonus.
Thanks in advance

Offline Bertiebeenthere

As the title says looking for an enthusiastic escort. DFK will be a bonus.
Thanks in advance

Are you sure it's not going a bit too far?
Or am I reading your post too literally?

Offline Qwerty786

Too literal mate 😂 I don’t want to die just yet.

Offline JontyR

Because any review would have to be a negative under a failure to deliver agreed services.

Offline Qwerty786

Because any review would have to be a negative under a failure to deliver agreed services.


Ahahah I won’t be alive to post it

Offline Qwerty786

I have read some reviews on the lush escorts might give one of them a try?

Offline scutty brown

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there's a girl in Blackpool who's had three punters die on her

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Not seen her myself and never would,also hilariously you have to send her a pic before meeting her.
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Offline Qwerty786

The photo and lack of kissing put me off. Nothing wow either after reading the reviews.

Offline bobby_dizzler

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Not seen her myself and never would,also hilariously you have to send her a pic before meeting her.

Only if you're between the ages of 50-57  :unknown:

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Only if you're between the ages of 50-57  :unknown:

That's not the actual case though everyone has to provide a pic.
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If you try lush the two that spring to mind would be Vanessa and Sasha.

Offline joninbristol

there's a girl in Blackpool who's had three punters die on her

Wow.
I've had some truly dire handjobs, but never one that bad.....:lol:


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Offline InMefan

Gorgeous Vicky is touring Birmingham next month. She's certainly one that can fuck the life out of you.
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Offline alabama1

Gorgeous Vicky is touring Birmingham next month. She's certainly one that can fuck the life out of you.
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I'll second that. And I'm booked in. :yahoo:

Offline Joball87

#metoo ! Extra gym PT sessions and optimised diet routine in progress for me already. Was considering a longer one but 1hr with GV is enough for me.

Offline smiler999

I'll second that. And I'm booked in. :yahoo:

That’s who I was going to recommend. Goes at it like no other I’ve seen