The AdvertFirst things first. Definitely not the person in the pictures AT ALL.
I did a brief reverse image search on a few and came back with no results. I took that as a good sign *shrug*. I think these days it's better to just check if they have a video somewhere or an onlyfans.
*Post punt:After being more thorough I find the images are actually just heavily cropped from pictures of Heather kay
External Link/Members Only How their profile is verified I have no idea. Must be some easy workaround.
The Punt - March 2022
Fairly decent comms. I messaged first then received a call back straight away.
Directions were a bit shit. Near gay village area. Eventually I get there.
Open the door and they are hid right back behind the door. This person wasn't the same one in the pictures. They were however still attractive, so I proceeded.
"Amber"Long dark hair with lighter Hazel highlights. Big fake E size cups. Wearing a bright pink lingerie set on. Dolce & Gabbana earrings. If I were to guess they are of south west asian heritage. Quite tall without heels roughly 5ft 11 in height. Ass was a bit flat no enhancements in that area.
Wasn't really much of an American accent, was hard to tell by the brief phone call but more apparent once talking in person. Not a single thing was consistent with the ad.
The Deed - 1 hour for 200
Absolute basic kissing. Had a good feel of the boobs. Rimmed her.
If you turned up hoping to be on the receiving end... I think you'd be out of luck.
She then started to wank me off and quite vigorously, whilst she simultaneously wanked herself off. She did cum, which was a surprise.
I attempted to get her to slow down on my shaft as it was getting a bit too fast (to the point of being borderline painful) she inferred this as me being worried about cumming and she responded with "it's okay you can cum more than once". So i did.
We're maybe 20 minutes in and immediately the pendulum swings and the dynamic changes.
Thrown some wipes and told to shower.
I'm thinking great lets get ready for the main event, i was hoping to penetrate her using the condom i'd seen on the side.
5 minutes later she still hasn't returned, i can hear her answering calls elsewhere in the apartment and I'm starting to get "fuck off" vibes.
This was then confirmed with her walking back in to tell me it's only cum once. *eyeroll*
So it would have been better on my pocket if I said 150 for half hour as there was clearly no difference. Even at 150 it would have been a massive disappointment.
That condom is probaly still sitting there unused to this day.
Summary200 quid to basically get wanked off. Bait and switch.
Also suspect conveyor belt service due to the phone calls, fast forced service and other observations made on my exit.
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