Author Topic: Nailiah__ - Big-Assed Asian disappointment - Birmingham  (Read 3972 times)


9 review(s) for Jas_m_x (5 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]

Offline lagosmargaret


Tried out this girl after a recent flurry of greens on here.Was reported to be a lofty,curvy Asian babe that delivered.Right up one of my (many) streets ! Downside was the Ton/Half Hour rate (gulp),which I utterly loathe paying. Sad to report that my 2022  punt -o- meter’s needle is still stuck firmly in the red zone. :cry:

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Comms : Area : Price
- All by text : excellent : arranged even tho her AW  light wasn’t showing.
- Upmarketish hotel towards top of Broad St. Nice + clean en-suite room.
- 30mins @ 100  :scare:  (Light FK : OWO : ballsucking : PP in doggy) 
                                             
Face
Sharpish features.Dark eyes/long black hair.Demure look.

Mad analogy - think of a light-skinned Asian Mona Lisa,but  with a more pointy face.Not unattractive,but hadn’t glammed up at all - no makeup . :thumbsdown:
     
Stats + Body
- late 20s/early 30s

- 5’8” or at a stretch 9”,not 5’11”

- Fairly light-skinned ,either  mixed or fair complexioned full South Asian.Dark lady bits,tho.

- Representative pics? Not absolutely  - more than a smidgen of Photoshop sorcery…a tale of two halves ….she’s  “bottom heavy” : size 10/12 on top,pretty confident she’s 14 on the bottom,poss even tipping into 16 territory.Hips that could deliver a baby hippo (sideways !) :D + v.big Latino-esque bunda  :yahoo:.Thicc thighs + calves.Not blubbery,but not firm either.Hint of a belly.

- Probs 34/36 B boobs with small  nips.

- Fully scraped downstairs

- Tatts : big one spanning across pubis,flower on small of back,small dark stars back of right shoulder

No real probs with her facial looks/figure for me

Personality
About as hospitable as the White Witch from the Chronicles of Narnia.An Ice Maiden during my visit.Never thawed.Didn’t crack a smile once :thumbsdown:.Like as if her parents had just phoned to say they’d  set up an arranged marriage for her with the Elephant Man.Minimal chat,absolutely zilch interest in creating any rapport.Maybe she has a certain client profile she prefers,and I didn’t fit it - YMMV ?

The Meet
Landed at  hotel, shimmied like Ronaldo past reception,up to room on time.No keycard system Grand National fences :thumbsup:.No magic door here ,opened dressed in trackie bottoms , T shirt + trainers.V.glam - NOT.Didn’t look enthused whatsoever -  perhaps should’ve walked at this juncture,but dealt the bills like a twat  :dash: .
 
Trotted off to shower,as I came out she was in her undies + her phone pinged.Maccies delivery that she claimed she’d forgotten about.Huh??? Kit back on to go downstairs to collect.Started to think there was a scam afoot ,but she left several valuable items behind, reassuring.Was down for 10+ mins tho,and  I put some clothes back on. Just in case Sanjay/Asif the “security”man suddenly burst in to evict me….. :scare:

Eventually returned ,saying she’d reheat the  junk food after.Now 20-odd mins after projected start. Both disrobed again + got down to the bizz.

Lay on bed,she mounted me in CG for some light FK - Ok,but breath not v.fresh.Guzzled on her nips.Travelled downstairs to start the suck. The cock chomp was frenzied - too fast,mundane staccato bob style that does little for me :dash:.Maybe intended to make me spray quickly,but I resolutely held out.

Dressed my cock up with a waistcoat + she pre-empted the position - all 4s,ass high,head down.Man - really big,wide bumper.Fairly shapely,not the firmest,not the flabbiest.Defo one for the phatt cheeks fans.Paused to survey the vast expanse of  glute architecture on the dining table,then started to rattle away,but an unfresh smell v.soon hit me :scare: :vomit:.Not Grimsby docks freshly landed herring,not natural musky, more an unwashed aroma.The sex tree lost wood a bit, but soldiered on + clobbered away for 10-15mins ,with her occasionally slightly shifting position + puffing the odd fake gasp to break the Arctic silence.

Concluded this sub-average experience with some  ballsucking off her while I stroked off to chivvy the tiddlers out.This was v.good - tore at my sack + nuts like a hungry hyena ripping flesh off a carcass - the way I like it  :thumbsup:.The singular highlight.

Shot my  gunge on my tummy,wiped up,dressed in deafening silence.Got about 25mins action in the end.Shooed me out with barely a word.Ugh….

A cold, clinical +  mercenary sexual liaison.  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

V.late start,not fresh upstairs/downstairs,no effort with presentation,mediocre BJ + sex,minimal convo + zero rapport,impersonal throughout.A 60/70 standard punt at best(and this may still have been red for some),not 100 IMO.Won’t return.

A great ballsucker tho,and if you want a tall,curvy,thicc South Asian with a mahoosive phatt butt,she’s your go-to.Just thought - maybe her surname’s Butt? Lol.

LM   :hi:




Offline alibirmingham

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Great review there mate. Love reading them. Very detailed and made me chuckle a few times  :D

With what was described seems she has on/off days so not for me. Tbf wouldn’t of been for me at those rates anyway but if i ever was tempted this review will remind me to keep my cash

Offline Comicman

Thanks for the review not laughed this long for a while

Offline joninbristol

Excellent review, thank you, made me chuckle a few times too.
No less than she deserves, that review is going to cost her SO much business, especially minging downstairs. Yewwwww. :vomit: :thumbsdown:
Honestly though, at 20 minutes in before any action started on a 30 minute meet, and a takeaway turning up at the same time, I'd have left her to fatten up her already substantial arse and made my excuses. Especially at that la-la price.
Fair play to you for staying.
:hi:

« Last Edit: March 14, 2022, 06:05:29 pm by joninbristol »

Offline pbrown355

Thanks for the review. Had her on my, if I can't find anyone and she's free list. Not any more.

Offline chadpitt

This was a fun read. No way would I pay £100 for 30 mins though

Offline bigjim

This was a fun read. No way would I pay £100 for 30 mins though

Seems to be getting the avarage these dsys

Offline alabama1

Seems to be getting the avarage these dsys
Comments like this aren't accurate or helpful, considering many wg''s  have access to this site.  :dash:

Offline samsung1

Dressed my cock up with a waistcoat + she pre-empted the position - all 4s,ass high,head down.Man - really big,wide bumper.Fairly shapely,not the firmest,not the flabbiest.Defo one for the phatt cheeks fans.Paused to survey the vast expanse of  glute architecture on the dining table,then started to rattle away,but an unfresh smell v.soon hit me :scare: :vomit:.Not Grimsby docks freshly landed herring,not natural musky, more an unwashed aroma.The sex tree lost wood a bit, but soldiered on + clobbered away for 10-15mins ,with her occasionally slightly shifting position + puffing the odd fake gasp to break the Arctic silence.


One of the funniest reviews I have read in a while and made my day!! :lol:

Apologies you had a bad experience. Her pics make her look slim and cant see her phat ass? maybe its the maccies shes been eating?