Helen at Lavenders, Newcastle

[Wardleyboy]

Hi All, new to this forum. I have booked Helen at Lavenders and am wondering what she is like physically - seems pretty popular judging by the threads that I have read

[maxxblue]

Hi All, new to this forum. I have booked Helen at Lavenders and am wondering what she is like physically - seems pretty popular judging by the threads that I have read

You must be a very quick reader to read all of those threads:

Registered today: 4:25:35pm
Posted (for first and only time) today: 4:28:59pm

Interesting.

[big p ne]

small lass about 5foot2" short hair 38d tits nice ass lovely nipples gorgeous wet hairy pussy. she loves it licked with your finger up her ass. enjoy wardleyboy 

[big p ne]

he is not on line now maxxblue. your good mate i never looked at that. do you work for the F.B.I mate

[Londoner12]

small lass about 5foot2" short hair 38d tits nice ass lovely nipples gorgeous wet hairy pussy. she loves it licked with your finger up her ass. enjoy wardleyboy 

Maybe he was like me and read the posts before he became a member.
I was a reader of this forum long before I became a member and made a post

[Londoner12]

OOOOOPS
Wrong quote there sorry
Shows how rarely I post

[DaveMugabe]

Tout for lavenders/helen I guess, same reason why the massage thread kepps going on and on with posters asking for the same information (mainly about lavenders) again and again.  No doubt there are some genuine people there asking the same questions, but I feel there are touts there also.

[denyason]

100,000 views on a massage with the odd hand relief...the mind boggles why its so popular?  is it cos they can't afford escorts or they just want a hand job from an ugly lass?  yep i've seen pics of them all and i'd rather have hr from angela merkel to be honest but my cock definitely won't go hard. 

[DaveMugabe]

100,000 views on a massage with the odd hand relief...the mind boggles why its so popular?  is it cos they can't afford escorts or they just want a hand job from an ugly lass?  yep i've seen pics of them all and i'd rather have hr from angela merkel to be honest but my cock definitely won't go hard.

Angeal Merkel?  Now you're talking!  phowaar!

The price for a massage with a HE from an ugly bint seems to actually cost more than a punt, so the point about affordability is off the mark, mate.

[Fountain-lad]

At the risk of being accused of being an imposter or an official member of the Lavendars team would say Helen is good for massage and he.

Plus it seems (in my experience and others) that she is a bit of a rebel - going beyond the party line at lavenders.

Has been known to get tits out and get fingered - plus taken a facial or two.

Have pretty much always got a great service at lavenders - and with Helen you get a pretty fit lass who you know will do a h e at least.

25 quid for 30 minute massage plus say 20 for he.

[Wardleyboy]

You must be a very quick reader to read all of those threads:

Registered today: 4:25:35pm
Posted (for first and only time) today: 4:28:59pm

Interesting.

Not a quick reader just read the threads before I joined

[Wardleyboy]

Not sure that I am responding to the correct reply to my question but as one of the members has said I read the thread on Helen before I joined. Looking forward to seeing her 

[maxxblue]

100,000 views on a massage with the odd hand relief...the mind boggles why its so popular?  is it cos they can't afford escorts or they just want a hand job from an ugly lass?  yep i've seen pics of them all and i'd rather have hr from angela merkel to be honest but my cock definitely won't go hard.

Where did you see the pics of the Lavender girls? I've seen a few pics on the likes of Gumtree/Vivastreet for a few of the girls, but not for most of them.

[big p ne]

i bet he has not seen a pic.

[denyason]

i've seen that helen pic....fugly to me and old too.  seen many from the links or from surfing other escort sites...never been tempted but there was one girl- total stunner and young with long hair who i would see but she is adamant no extra's, there was a link a while ago.

[Fountain-lad]

i've seen that helen pic....fugly to me and old too.  seen many from the links or from surfing other escort sites...never been tempted but there was one girl- total stunner and young with long hair who i would see but she is adamant no extra's, there was a link a while ago.

Never been a lass ever at lavenders I haven't had a h e from - way back from coco when first opened through to Helen now.

At first they train lasses to do massage the.n introduce them to the he. I know I once had a coco massage where another lass (young student type) got the lesson!

Seems like some places do a trust thing - like me going to thai no 1 twice with no he to date. Going to sort a third time lucky visit soon.

[Fountain-lad]

To show I am not totally pro lavenders they did have one lass who had sort of a spiky orange hair thing going on - could barely raise a smile on me!

One time paid her a tenner to watch one of the other lavender experts sort a h e. She barely cracked a smile - didn't last long.

Would love to see a few younger lasses back at lavenders too. Plus smarten the place up - can be a bit cold and in need of a tidy (outside of the rooms - not in them).

[Craggzy]

Just had a lovely half hour with Helen. Wanted £40 for hr, I stuck to £20 to which see agreed. additional £20 for naked. As always her nipples are fantastic, I could suck and play with them all day. She was wearing tights today but off they came. Her pussy was soaking and only hairy above it, the lips were smooth. There was a bit too much of the fake moans. Then onto finale, had her face right  up close in front of me as I stood up. I wanked my cock against her face and managed to probe her mouth once. She smiled as I came on her face and some against her teeth. She then proceeded to wank me till I was totally spent. coating some of the carpet and the sauna machine in the room.

After I asked about if she would ever do blowjob, she said she wont as if it got out she would be fired.

[Fountain-lad]

Just had a lovely half hour with Helen. Wanted £40 for hr, I stuck to £20 to which see agreed. additional £20 for naked. As always her nipples are fantastic, I could suck and play with them all day. She was wearing tights today but off they came. Her pussy was soaking and only hairy above it, the lips were smooth. There was a bit too much of the fake moans. Then onto finale, had her face right  up close in front of me as I stood up. I wanked my cock against her face and managed to probe her mouth once. She smiled as I came on her face and some against her teeth. She then proceeded to wank me till I was totally spent. coating some of the carpet and the sauna machine in the room.

After I asked about if she would ever do blowjob, she said she wont as if it got out she would be fired.

Except if enough cash was on the table I think.

Leave it with me - next visit challenge.

[Wardleyboy]

Go for it Fountain-Lad. Thoroughly enjyed my time with Helen on Tuesday - so much so that I am going back for another half hour this afternoon. Great HE - not topless though. Hopefully it was down to me being a newbie at Lavender's. Going to try the topless thing and tights down routine - fingers crossed.

[denyason]

Go for it Fountain-Lad. Thoroughly enjyed my time with Helen on Tuesday - so much so that I am going back for another half hour this afternoon. Great HE - not topless though. Hopefully it was down to me being a newbie at Lavender's. Going to try the topless thing and tights down routine - fingers crossed.

is this "guy" fake.....recently registered and all 4 posts on same thread?? or am i paranoid?

[Wardleyboy]

Totally genuine mate - why would I be a fake. Whats the problem with posting on the same thread? Perhaps I haven't got the hang of this forum yet. Thought it was a free forum and members could write about what they wanted within reason. Oops that's five now I have written against this thread..

[Craggzy]

So Wardley, is there a report from your half hour today?

[Wardleyboy]

Had a really relaxing half hour with Helen this afternoon. The previous comments about her nipples (fighter pilots thumbs) and the lovely tight and juicy pussy are dead right. Down with the tights and easy access with her thong pulled to one side. Fingering her all of the time as she provided a HE. She is fun and really appears to enjoy her job - money must help out there.

[jarrovian]

Helen mentioned a while back that she had worked in Leeds, so been doing a bit of detective work, and sure enough there was a Helen worked at rainbow massage Wakefield who after a couple of visits gave owo and ro. Trying to find out if this is the same Helen. If I find out I will report back

[Fountain-lad]

Helen mentioned a while back that she had worked in Leeds, so been doing a bit of detective work, and sure enough there was a Helen worked at rainbow massage Wakefield who after a couple of visits gave owo and ro. Trying to find out if this is the same Helen. If I find out I will report back

I have to say the time I gave her a facial she had def done that before - you could just tell how she cleaned it off hair etc.

Looked up at me as I was doing - def got form.

Not Vfm but my plan on next visit is just to put cash on table up front and just ask outright for a blow job - got feeling she might just be on her knees in no time!

[Fountain-lad]

I have to say the time I gave her a facial she had def done that before - you could just tell how she cleaned it off hair etc.

Looked up at me as I was doing - def got form.

Not Vfm but my plan on next visit is just to put cash on table up front and just ask outright for a blow job - got feeling she might just be on her knees in no time!

And indeed she does blow - way too much cash involved - but had to do it. Good chance the carpet needs cleaning there now (rather rudely she spits).

[Wardleyboy]

Was it good though - going to see her next week and providing the cost wasn't too bad might go for it as well providing she gets her kit off at the same time 

[Diamonddog]

Am I missing something I can't find this link to a picture 

Just my bias on massage with He vs a punt

I personally enjoy the massage as much as anything else and the anticipation of whether a finger will brush your balls is all part of the fun.

[Craggzy]

Fountain-Lad, how much did you pay? Was it an hour or half hour massage? Did she get fully naked, or any RO?

[Fountain-lad]

Fountain-Lad, how much did you pay? Was it an hour or half hour massage? Did she get fully naked, or any RO?

40 and she had tits out - did same when I facialled her - protecting work clothes from Monica Lewinsky type stains hehe.

Had also fingered her when she was doing massage.

Next step - has to be a f*ck!

[King Jim of the Toon]

Fountian-lad, was the BJ just a quick one or worth the £40? How long did she 'attend' to you and did she make the effort. I would £40 if any good.

[Fountain-lad]

Fountian-lad, was the BJ just a quick one or worth the £40? How long did she 'attend' to you and did she make the effort. I would £40 if any good.

More of a quick one - five mins max (if that) - compared to other bus not worth 40.

Was more wanting to know if she did do the deed or not. Wouldn't be rushing to pay 40 every time.

Plus spitter - always puts me off a bit.

[Wardleyboy]

Fountain Lad - do you know if Helen gets all of her kit off - I was able to finger her through her thong the last time I visited which we both enjoyed but she seemed reluctant to go naked - could it be a cash thing one wonders. Will try when I visit her this week

[Fountain-lad]

Fountain Lad - do you know if Helen gets all of her kit off - I was able to finger her through her thong the last time I visited which we both enjoyed but she seemed reluctant to go naked - could it be a cash thing one wonders. Will try when I visit her this week

I haven't had her totally naked but think I read someone had.

Had top right down and skirt rolled right up - pretty much kit off.

Pussy is always soaking - def gets off on it.

[Fountain-lad]

Fountain Lad - do you know if Helen gets all of her kit off - I was able to finger her through her thong the last time I visited which we both enjoyed but she seemed reluctant to go naked - could it be a cash thing one wonders. Will try when I visit her this week

Probably needs to keep something on in case the boss wants her quick too.

[Fountain-lad]

Probably needs to keep something on in case the boss wants her quick too.

Planning  a quick return visit this week - fancying idea of just putting xx quid down with a condom. Too subtle?

Only ever f*cked one masseuse in town - think if I do Helen at Lavenders there wouldn't be any point in going back.

Love a challenge though.

[Wardleyboy]

Did she haggle over the £40 for the BJ that she gave you?

I am going there tomorrow so will see how I get on with  a BJ - lets know how you get on with your condom and a stash of cash

[Fountain-lad]

Did she haggle over the £40 for the BJ that she gave you?

I am going there tomorrow so will see how I get on with  a BJ - lets know how you get on with your condom and a stash of cash

Always wants more - used to ask for 40 for a hand job - was same for facial.

As much as she wants cash she is always soaking - must get off on it all.

Possibly a frustrated milf with a hubby who has lost interest?

[Fountain-lad]

Always wants more - used to ask for 40 for a hand job - was same for facial.

As much as she wants cash she is always soaking - must get off on it all.

Possibly a frustrated milf with a hubby who has lost interest?

Early days I thought same of coco - she would happily get her tits out too - bit small though.

I have feeling if Helen goes for it she will be sitting on it - would prefer it doggy - will report back if successful!

Good luck on b j - just be pushy but not too pushy. Ring ahead and if coco isn't in you probably stand more chance.

[Wardleyboy]

Will let you know how I get on Fountain Lad - see if I can go a bit further - suppose one step at a time - BJ first and see what happens.

[Wardleyboy]

Great time with Helen - thought that I might be in luck when she appeared without any tights on (a first in my limited experience) and without her usual jacket on - more like a pink smock and she looked as though she had been 'cleaning up'. No haggling on price for a BJ - £40 accepted without any complaints. I don't think the owner was in so she seemed totally chilled and kissing her gorgeous nipples and playing with her soaking pussy was on from pretty much straight away. With hindsight should have asked her for more but with leave that to Fountain Lad the forums trail blazer in these things

[Fountain-lad]

Great time with Helen - thought that I might be in luck when she appeared without any tights on (a first in my limited experience) and without her usual jacket on - more like a pink smock and she looked as though she had been 'cleaning up'. No haggling on price for a BJ - £40 accepted without any complaints. I don't think the owner was in so she seemed totally chilled and kissing her gorgeous nipples and playing with her soaking pussy was on from pretty much straight away. With hindsight should have asked her for more but with leave that to Fountain Lad the forums trail blazer in these things

Spit or otherwise?

In two minds re the sex thing - if she is up for it - nowhere else to go from there?

Mind you if she is b j ing more - she is going to have a queue!

[Lsf]

I paid 40 for he and tits out, letting me suck on them whilst she wanked me off... Wish I'd gone for a facial though :-(

[Fountain-lad]

I paid 40 for he and tits out, letting me suck on them whilst she wanked me off... Wish I'd gone for a facial though :-(

And she told me I was the only one. Thought I was special.

Sniff sniff.

Looks like Helen loves a bit of Harry Monk.

[Wardleyboy]

I know it sounds a bit of a cop out but she swallowed some and did a bit of spitting - fab wet pussy and huge nipples. You are right though once you have had a shag with her is it worth going back !!

[big p ne]

I know what you mean. i have had full sex with two girls. not from lavenders. its the chase we love. its like a rubrics cube you try and try to do it. and then you crack it. my Advice mate is bash it then move on to the next challenge. 

[Fountain-lad]

I know what you mean. i have had full sex with two girls. not from lavenders. its the chase we love. its like a rubrics cube you try and try to do it. and then you crack it. my Advice mate is bash it then move on to the next challenge. 

Could be right. I have done one lass from Lavenders (she has moved on since - student) - that was at my place with a home visit arranged with her.

Doing one on site would be canny.

Suppose after that could try Amy and other lass - Amy seems to be game too.

[Fountain-lad]

I know it sounds a bit of a cop out but she swallowed some and did a bit of spitting - fab wet pussy and huge nipples. You are right though once you have had a shag with her is it worth going back !!

Or do Helen with another lass there? Amy seems game looking at posts - only ever had a he from her.

Another younger lass there too at moment? I just tend to book Helen rather than turn up and go with who is free.

[Wardleyboy]

Sounds like a good idea Fountain Lad