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Author Topic: Helen at Lavenders, Newcastle  (Read 26225 times)

Offline jonalpha

Hmmm, I feel bad posting that now. Can posts be edited or removed on this forum? It's easy enough on other forums I use but I can't see the option here.

Edit: I think Boom quoting my post has stopped me from changing it. I can still edit this one.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2014, 02:28:32 PM by jonalpha »

Offline Boom52

Hmmm, I feel bad posting that now. Can posts be edited or removed on this forum? It's easy enough on other forums I use but I can't see the option here.

Edit: I think Boom quoting my post has stopped me from changing it. I can still edit this one.

Sorry - thats my fault - qouted the wrong thread!!  My newbie error.  I will try and delete my post and put it on the right one.

(Anything can bloody happen now like!!)

Nope cant find out how to remove it!!
« Last Edit: August 15, 2014, 04:06:41 PM by Boom52 »

Offline Boom52

Finally got to see Helen this week and really enjoyed my visit, she was curious about where I'd heard about her so just said a friend told me she gave a good massage as didn't want to mention this forum incase it ruined it for the regulars who get more then a he!!
Anyways got a Good massage and then she asked if I wanted a he to which I obviously said yes! Ended up with a topless he for £40! Lovely tits and you're right about her nipples they're fantastic  :thumbsup:

She is definitely nervous about things being "written down" by which I think she meant forums etc.  I never mentioned here either.  She also does want to be rated for her massage skills - not her hand relief!! She told me that!!

Offline Fountain-lad

Bit of a closing the stable door after the horse has bolted?

Seems to be lots of bjs, facials, the odd fcuk too.

Yes she does a canny massage - but not reason we are going!!!

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Offline quickbeam

Bit of a closing the stable door after the horse has bolted?

Seems so, rang for a booking today and asked who was on. Coco and Helen.
Asked for Helen, turned up on time and got ready.
Unfortunately it wasn't Helen who came in, someone new called Ann or Ang.

Towel on the back straight away, stayed on over the ass and groin for the majority of teh massage.
Good massage though, plenty of forearm and elbow in the right places to loosen the muscles.
Thought it was going to be a bust today, as there was no "whoops" nudging of the balls like there normally is to indicate some extra's.
Until right at the end with 10 mins to go. Quick tug £20, nothing extra offered.

Seems with all you perverts asking for Helen all this week, could mean that if you ask for her specifically now, you might get someone else.
Either that or I was just out of luck  :(

I hope this is not the case and just the sunday blues?  Have you booked before with Helen Quickbeam? I wonder if he is only booking with regulars who she knows by name.  Then again, google 'helen at lavenders and this is one of the top feeds.

Is it worth deleting this feed to save her and us?

Offline quickbeam

I normally just ring and make an appointment about an hour in advance.
Not really bothered with who I see. Think I've seen her once or twice before.
If she's the one with the bullet nipples, then yes I have.

Offline maxxblue

Are they all Chinese girls at Lavenders?

I do believe that they are all main land Chinese girls maxx. 

Quickbeam, i think if you have already booked twice then i would be guessing its not you. Maybe they are being just cautious and share the punters out.  The only thing i do is leave boxers on at first then what happens, happens.  So never had the thick towel thrown over the little pecker. haha

Offline jonalpha

I hope this is not the case and just the sunday blues?  Have you booked before with Helen Quickbeam? I wonder if he is only booking with regulars who she knows by name.  Then again, google 'helen at lavenders and this is one of the top feeds.

Is it worth deleting this feed to save her and us?
Yes, Yes it is. Nuke the thread from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

edit: I'm sure this thread is going to cause them trouble in the end. Google Lavenders Newcastle and the third result is a list of threads on UKpunting.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 08:54:56 AM by jonalpha »


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Offline Fountain-lad

Helen on top this time - I must just have the knack hehe.
Banning reason: Leaver

Helen on top this time - I must just have the knack hehe.
How much Fountainlad - £40 plus the condom

Offline Craggzy

did you actually get any massage?

Offline jordi

I think you should nuke this thread, its only going to end in tears, when you search for Lavenders Newcastle this thread comes up pretty damn high  :thumbsdown:
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How do we delete this then? Lavenders is one of the best places in the area.

Yes I agree, I feel sort of guilty as I started this thread as a newbie on here and to be honest didn't really think of the potential consequences. I have had some really good visits to Helen at Lavenders and would hate to see  her or Lavenders get into any sort of trouble. A google search of Lavenders makes reference to this forum pretty high on the list of results.

Wardleyboy, can you close the post then?

I would if I knew how to - any help or ideas would be much appreciated guys

I think the admin will just leave it as it is, this is a forum about prostitution, lavenders employs prostitutes so the post is fair.

Fair comment - at the end of the day all of the comments are pretty positive.

Offline denyason

the only way to stop it is change its name, but then it'll start all over again.  i don't think they should be worried tbh, look at all the businesses discussed on here.

Offline toon972

Just stop posting on it. :wacko:Oh crap.

Its not fair comment. Helens gone. No more quality time for any of us plus by the sound of things.  Its going legit.

Offline portable

I think the admin will just leave it as it is, this is a forum about prostitution, lavenders employs prostitutes so the post is fair.

They don't employ prostitutes. They employ masseuses, who also presumably know about the other services Lavenders offer.



A full body massage can stray into what might be defined as "sexual activity", but that's down to the masseuse in question, and also down to her if she wants to ask for money or, importantly, not.

Also, what's been discussed here regarding one or two specific women who go beyond hand contact and engage in more obviously sexually orientated behaviour is entirely down them, and completely goes against any rules at Lavenders.

In short, I think this thread and future threads should be deleted, and if high street establishments wish to be discussed, then it should be done so via PM. They are a business that offer services beyond what some guys go for, so it's doing them a disservice.

Most people see massage as a potentially sordid thing, which is only the case if the masseuse is shit, and it's an attitude that people should abandon, otherwise it's self-perpetuating. A full body massage by someone who knows what they are doing, is just that. The study of how muscles connect, where stress can manifest, and then the execution of connected hand movements involved to relieve stress, etc, goes back centuries, and within that sphere of knowledge, well... that includes movements around the genitals (of both men and women) for relief, which we usually associate with sex, i.e. orgasm. It is not meant for a "bit of nookie". It's strictly a non-romantic, non-amorous context. Intimate, yes, but respectful of the situation. It doesn't involve oral sex, or penetrative sex. If you and the masseuse have a mutual sexual attraction, then that should move outside of an establishment.

If they offer something like this for money they are going against the rules. If you are okay with paying for that, it has nothing to do with management, and the business, so if talk of this behavior showing up on google for anyone to see, then threads should be deleted.

And I want to end this slightly rambling post to reiterate that I've been visiting masseuses at various places, mostly in Newcastle for quite a few years now. In that time, I've gone through times when I've needed a few sessions of shoulder and back massage, and other times when I've gone for a soft full body massage. Most times money has changed hands, other times not. Other times I've gone to places blatantly set up where the masseuses aren't that good, and things are clearly set up in full expectation of wanting money for 'sexual' services. And I avoid those places. I've got to know a few names and faces, and even had offers of meeting up outside work (sadly not for quite a while!) but I've not posted about any of this recently, and probably won't in the future if the results of forum posts come up on google searches.

I hope my points can be read with understanding rather than reactionary "fluffy" comments.

One suggestion to solve the issue might be to create a "sticky" thread to stay at the top of the forum, telling people to PM certain members regarding all knowledge concerning  north east massages if guys (or girls!) come here for info.

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