Author Topic: @Deluxe Tayna@, Bayswater - Best SP Ever?  (Read 6920 times)


119 review(s) for @DELUXE TANYA@ (109 positive, 7 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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Location - Nice area near Bayswater
Looks - 8/10
Price - 10/10
Service - 10/10
Attitude - 11/10 (more on this later)

Well saw Tanya today finally.  She's well reviewed so I won't get into too many details.

Her pics are representative but don't accurately depict how tiny she is (as least to me).  Great toned body with soft bolt ons.

Comms - Even though the 'green light' wasn't on, took a chance on Sunday contacting her by text to she if she was available.  To my shock and amazement she responded saying she was starting on Monday and to contact her then (which I did).  Called Monday and booked for 90min.  Pretty straight forward.  Sent me her post code and told me to call just before the appointed time to get directions.  No hiccups.

Was buzzed into the flat with the standard behind the door greeting.  Dressed in some nice black lingerie.  It was a little awkward at first (seemed shy) but warmed up very fast.  Wanted to be prepped for all offered services so handed over 220.00.  Didn't count, just put it away.

Action - Didn't do the around the world trip but hit most of the highlights I wanted.  All through the session she was incredibly responsive and amenable to anything I wished for.  "Just tell me what you want me to do to you."  Have to mention the DFK...jezzus...I couldn't get her tongue out of my mouth (which wasn't a bad thing).  OWO... :thumbsup:

Attitude - Really need to talk about that (in a positive way).  She is an absolute sweetheart.  Even though I booked for 90min, was totally spent after 60min.  Asked to take a shower (we used A LOT of oil) to de-grease (she waited for me on a couch outside the washroom) and then went back to get dressed.  Without asking she immediately went to the drawer and gave me 100.00 back.  You could have knocked me over with a feather.  Her entire demeanour is outstanding.

Repeat - Uhhhh....yeah.

Treat her well fellas, and she'll do the same.


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So that's what you got from the review?  FFS  :dash:

Actually I got a lot.

It's the assertion that this is a site of wife beaters that don't know how to treat women with respect that I focused on.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Actually I got a lot.

It's the assertion that this is a site of wife beaters that don't know how to treat women with respect that I focused on.

I think it is more a turn of phrase than an assumption that guys may treat her badly.

For instance I always say to my daughter, "be nice to Nanna" when she goes and stays with her, not that I think she would be horrible to her...

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I think it is more a turn of phrase than an assumption that guys may treat her badly.

For instance I always say to my daughter, "be nice to Nanna" when she goes and stays with her, not that I think she would be horrible to her...

and BTW OP... I am not having luck in getting any contact back from her via text or AW. I will keep trying.

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Thanks OP! This girl is already on my HL. I'm looking forward to seeing her soon! :thumbsup:

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I think it is more a turn of phrase than an assumption that guys may treat her badly.

For instance I always say to my daughter, "be nice to Nanna" when she goes and stays with her, not that I think she would be horrible to her...

Sure, but this kind of language should be left for AW reviews or fluffier review sites.
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Quite frankly, the whole review deserves a  :dash: "11/10", "best SP ever", "treat her well"... Fucks sake.

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Thanks for your review - at least you're making a contribution. A member for just two months and two reviews under your belt  :thumbsup:

"Best SP Ever?"

You're probably best to leave such pronouncements for when you're on more than your second review.


I think it is more a turn of phrase than an assumption that guys may treat her badly.

For instance I always say to my daughter, "be nice to Nanna" when she goes and stays with her, not that I think she would be horrible to her...

Exactly, that's how you would speak with your daughter - Most on here are grown men and treat the S.P's with a level of respect that any person deserves. So we don't need to be reminded to "treat her well".

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Actually I got a lot.

It's the assertion that this is a site of wife beaters that don't know how to treat women with respect that I focused on.

One hell of a fucking strawman you've constructed from a simple sentence which implies something worrying about you.

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One hell of a fucking strawman you've constructed from a simple sentence which implies something worrying about you.

I tried to find the post from OldAdmin or one of the mods that pretty said the same thing but couldn't. If you search, you'll see that saying "treat her well" or "treat her with respect" is often treated with some contempt. It speaks to the heart of why this forum was set up in the first place.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25496

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A member for just two months and two reviews under your belt 

Looks like it is 14 months to me.  Jan 21.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

I tried to find the post from OldAdmin or one of the mods that pretty said the same thing but couldn't. If you search, you'll see that saying "treat her well" or "treat her with respect" is often treated with some contempt. It speaks to the heart of why this forum was set up in the first place.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25496

Oh I agree it's a 'fluffy' phrase absolutely; when I was new to the game I used it once or twice but it's quite the leap to say if anyone says that they're insinuating what he said.

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« Last Edit: March 07, 2022, 07:21:41 pm by Liverpool »

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Would you care to elaborate?

What you said speaks for itself. No need.

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Oh I agree it's a 'fluffy' phrase absolutely; when I was new to the game I used it once or twice but it's quite the leap to say if anyone says that they're insinuating what he said.

To me it just looks like Liverpool was making a statement to highlight what a total nonsense phrase "treat her well" is, and that you're making an effort to blow it out of proportion. Maybe that says something about both of us.

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With the exception of the completely unnecessary and patronising "treat her well" at the end, good review  :hi:

Seriously, only an absolute moron neanderthal needs to be told to treat a woman (or anyone) with respect, and saying that, if a moron neanderthal read your review and had planned on booking, beating up and then robbing said sp, do you think your "treat her well" comment would change his mind?
« Last Edit: March 08, 2022, 07:15:02 am by BillGoldberg »

Offline StevieSteve

Back on topic.

I've not seen Tanya since the boob job, really need to set this up. In terms of attitude I'd fully agree with OP, she was one of my fave punts, and that's when her tits were like deflated balloons!

Offline JackSaint

Her service appears to be stellar from the reviews and her body, but the face, I'm struggling there.

Offline NuruGuru

OP is clearly a n00b here

Treat him well guys, and he'll learn the rules.

Offline tp69

Her service appears to be stellar from the reviews and her body, but the face, I'm struggling there.

I’m with you. Think I’d struggle to snog her as her face isn’t my type. That said, every time I read a review I want to book her, and probably will eventually just to experience her service

Offline bonapati

Her service appears to be stellar from the reviews and her body, but the face, I'm struggling there.

Take a mask along and you’ll be fine 😝

Offline smellychip

Her service appears to be stellar from the reviews and her body, but the face, I'm struggling there.

Agreed! Just doesn't do it for me, which is a shame as from the sounds of it she's a good provider

Offline S1MPLEK1NG

Her service appears to be stellar from the reviews and her body, but the face, I'm struggling there.

I’m with you. Think I’d struggle to snog her as her face isn’t my type. That said, every time I read a review I want to book her, and probably will eventually just to experience her service

Agreed! Just doesn't do it for me, which is a shame as from the sounds of it she's a good provider

IMO, she looks better in person. Which is a common phrase thrown around but it applies.

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Her service appears to be stellar from the reviews and her body, but the face, I'm struggling there.


I walked on her at the end of 2014 (after being messed around). She was jaded and looked worse for wear back then.