Foxy - Mirage Health Club sauna - Colindale - Neutral

[RAJEC]

External Link/Members Only

Location: as per previous review
Cost: £60/30
Foxy: short, tubby blonde (~5ft), gg cups, small arse, big belly. Not bad looking, but definitely a big girl
Service: covered fuck in doggy and missionary

Rerun: not to see her. Just felt a bit meh

[Dinekid7]

Did you go back looking for Julia, I Called ahead and requested her and was told her name is Tia, and she wasn't available, guess I better put my boots on and actually see for myself what's on offer lol
I assume they present you with a line up

[RAJEC]

Did you go back looking for Julia, I Called ahead and requested her and was told her name is Tia, and she wasn't available, guess I better put my boots on and actually see for myself what's on offer lol
I assume they present you with a line up

No, fancied seeing the new minge on offer mate.

Maid said there’s fresh fish on offer most days now 

You can call up for details, but take it with a pinch of salt and confirm in person. I think you need to pay the £10 door fee regardless, so be sure to go horny so you can dump your load without feeling too much regret if the pickings are slim.

Julia is a chubster, and I mean a big girl, so get on down if that’s your thing 

[Dinekid7]

No, fancied seeing the new minge on offer mate.

Maid said there’s fresh fish on offer most days now 

You can call up for details, but take it with a pinch of salt and confirm in person. I think you need to pay the £10 door fee regardless, so be sure to go horny so you can dump your load without feeling too much regret if the pickings are slim.

Julia is a chubster, and I mean a big girl, so get on down if that’s your thing 

Yh I'm deffo a chubby chaser, but the maid was probably full of shit, plesant manner but had no knowledge of a julia, reference a Tia instead, be well pissed if a paid a tenner and only saw a couple of Broom sticks on offer lool, ah well

[RAJEC]

Yh I'm deffo a chubby chaser, but the maid was probably full of shit, plesant manner but had no knowledge of a julia, reference a Tia instead, be well pissed if a paid a tenner and only saw a couple of Broom sticks on offer lool, ah well

  There were some broom stuck Hungarians on with foxy. Looked ok, but prefer the chubbers like you lol

[Dinekid7]

Yh I was told foxy was there tonight, foxy apparently English size 16-18,some reason I didn't believe doe

[dross]

is there a site or anything that tells you what's going on at this place?  Is there actually a sauna?  Sounds like a brothel?

[jonny6612]

is there a site or anything that tells you what's going on at this place?  Is there actually a sauna?  Sounds like a brothel?

Yes it's a brothel - really should be in the 'escorts' section rather than 'massage'.  Normally 3 ladies on shift from around midday to early hours of morning.

I haven't been for years but there did used to be a sauna that you could use. 

[RAJEC]

Yes it's a brothel - really should be in the 'escorts' section rather than 'massage'.  Normally 3 ladies on shift from around midday to early hours of morning.

I haven't been for years but there did used to be a sauna that you could use.

It’s on a high street with a shop front and clearly advertises sauna and massage services, so no it shouldn’t really be in the escort section.

Set up arguably is like a brothel though.

[Dinekid7]

Called again today, reference the size 18 Brazilian, was told her name was jenny, foxy was available too,

But your review says  foxy is a no go with no arse

Only thing stopping me is the £10 door fee,

Really wanna see how big that arse is

[RAJEC]

Called again today, reference the size 18 Brazilian, was told her name was jenny, foxy was available too,

But your review says  foxy is a no go with no arse

Only thing stopping me is the £10 door fee,

Really wanna see how big that arse is

Yeah I’d avoid foxy mate.

Why are you worried about £10? That’s the most you’ll lose if you don’t like what you see