Punts were the thought is better than the reality

[Daffodil]

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

[Owwhatanight]

I do agree with you on that, But a shower with a little Thai girl......now thats different

[NIK]

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

Exactly I've had dozens of threesomes and barely a good un among them. I can never relate to all those fabulous reports about when the girls passionately get it on together. 
In my experience, apart from one excellent duo (who I saw a few times) they would barely touch each other. 

[CBPaul]

Or in your typical budget end hotel, it's more like being crammed into a rush hour bus with standing room only.

[hendrix]

With threesomes, it obviously depends on the girls. I've been bloody lucky in that regard. I love shared showers but yes, they're pretty shit in some venues. However, my favorite London hotel for outcall has a proper walk in shower room.. Perfect for ws as well as more usual shower fun.

I like the idea of extreme BDSM but the reality so far just hasn't done much for me.

[Matium]

However, my favorite London hotel for outcall has a proper walk in shower room.

Which hotel is that?

[hendrix]

Which hotel is that?

London Edition just off Oxford Street.

[touch.and.go]

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

I always fancy snowballing - right up untill the moment I have come in her mouth.

[doc14]

I always fancy snowballing - right up untill the moment I have come in her mouth.

I always feel like fucking a girl 2 or 3 times but that is before I've come once

[GeeWiz]

Overnights.

I had to try one, but the reality was that even at £100 per pop, I'd rather have used it for separate bookings.

[Ali Katt]

Anal sex? It's just the novelty which gets me off.

[Tony Montana]

I once shared a bath with a WG, the fantasy/reality gap was just like this

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[knight5648]

I always feel like fucking a girl 2 or 3 times but that is before I've come once

+1

[threechilliman]

I always fancy snowballing - right up untill the moment I have come in her mouth.

I used to be like that. Once you've done it the first time, its easy!!

tcm

[Stiltskin]

My first and only threesome, could not be further from how I'd imagined it...

Met them at their flat, but it turns out it wasn't their flat, as they had to turf some poor bloke out of bed to use it. I met him on my way up the stairs, but at least he'd warmed the bed for me, even if he hadn't made it

Started off with a four hand massage and one of them had seriously rough hands, as rough as sand paper. It was getting painful, so I had to stop them.

The rest of the session was more or less scripted and they both had an 'end' to take care of. It consisted of the older (45+) skinny one smothering me with her tits and mouth, whilst a barrel shaped girl rode me cowgirl for a while then wanked me furiously for the rest of the session. I like a good snog, but the older girl who was DFK'ing me had really bad breath. So bad I was trying not to breath too deeply as I kept getting really strong whiffs of it.

I still makes me feel a bit sick every time I think about it. At the time you put up with it as you're horny, but afterwards 

[the_exile]

The times where you save yourself up for days, then it's all over in seconds - really frustrating    If I've got to the point of deciding to visit a prostitute, then I want to be able to fuck her properly!

Don't bother with that now, I'll have a wank when I feel I need one, I know I'll be able to cum again later that day or the next should I wish.

[ampersand]

Or in your typical budget end hotel, it's more like being crammed into a rush hour bus with standing room only.

Funnily enough, the best shower facilities I have had in a hotel was in an Ibis (yes, an Ibis) just off the M4.  Plenty of room and it meant a great shower with the lady I was sharing it with.  Other than that, I agree with the general principles stated here about showers. The other potential issue that has not been mentioned is that the fake tan often washes off - on the other hand, better it comes off in the shower than on the sheets!!!!

[touch.and.go]

Funnily enough, the best shower facilities I have had in a hotel was in an Ibis (yes, an Ibis) just off the M4.  Plenty of room and it meant a great shower with the lady I was sharing it with.  Other than that, I agree with the general principles stated here about showers. The other potential issue that has not been mentioned is that the fake tan often washes off - on the other hand, better it comes off in the shower than on the sheets!!!!

And the WG is always paranoid about getting her hair wet.

[SirFrank]

Exactly I've had dozens of threesomes and barely a good un among them. I can never relate to all those fabulous reports about when the girls passionately get it on together. 
In my experience, apart from one excellent duo (who I saw a few times) they would barely touch each other. 

Ditto. I still remember my first 3some. Non punting related. Me my best mate and a girl we worked with. Worst experience of my fucking life. I can still remember his hand on my hand on her twat. Even now it makes me feel queasy just thinking about it. For some reason I thought it would be out of this world. It was awful

[valdishere]

I once shared a bath with a WG, the fantasy/reality gap was just like this

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Lex - So true but did try jacuzzi sex once it looked appealing but far too slippy once got into full steam pumping nearly drowned her doggy style.

3 somes only had twice with different pairs and both times really good as they both were into one another and that was the turn on that I wanted before I joined in the fun.

Showering with a WG a definite  No No. For me as I'd like some privacy as I wash the weiner, floss the ring and remove any dangle berries to present a clean tasty dish for her (my) delight.

[Simplysimon]

Three years ago had a MFF with my then partner and a SP , fantasy was that it was going to be the most incredible experience of my life , reality was the SP was more into my partner than me and the whole evening was just awkward .

[smiths]

Ditto. I still remember my first 3some. Non punting related. Me my best mate and a girl we worked with. Worst experience of my fucking life. I can still remember his hand on my hand on her twat. Even now it makes me feel queasy just thinking about it. For some reason I thought it would be out of this world. It was awful

I have done many MMF threesomes but i wouldnt do them with my best mate or indeed any non punting mates. it would make me feel queasy as well.

Thats entirely different to doing MMF with other punters in my experience although for me i really cant stomach seeing or being involved in Anal anymore, it makes me want to puke so strictly FFM punts only nowadays.

[smiths]

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

Threesomes can be good but obviously its all about finding WGs who both offer a good service or if a MMF another punter who you get on with in a non sexual way in my case, although no more MMFs for me.

The big decision is do you want the WGs to do girl-on-girl or concentrate on you. I only want the latter so that makes it somewhat easier as finding two convincing WGs to do GoG isnt necessarily as easy as it might sound. Lots say they are bi-curious, thats bollocks, merely marketing in reality.

Its not just a case of putting two WGs you fancy together although you could get lucky this way. What i have found and especially with EE WGs where i had punted with both individually before is one or both are inhibited by the other so what they were good at at the 121 isnt transferred to the threesome. Research by reading reviews and asking for recommendations will of course help locate two good WGs.

What never lived up to my expectations were gangbangs with say one or two WGs and six or more punters. Too much hanging about for my liking, the only upside for me was they were cheap as the higher the punter ratio the cheaper such events should be. This included Bukkake gangbangs, ok to start with but i soon got bored with them due to the lack of variety. Group sex with more WGs is much more preferable to me.

Anal penetration is another thing that i thought i might like but dont, Anal play is ok on the WG but i dont find Anal sex a turn-on at all, its the main reason along with punters rubbing out that i no longer do MMF punts.

[SirFrank]

I have done many MMF threesomes but i wouldnt do them with my best mate or indeed any non punting mates. it would make me feel queasy as well.

Thats entirely different to doing MMF with other punters in my experience although for me i really cant stomach seeing or being involved in Anal anymore, it makes me want to puke so strictly FFM punts only nowadays.

You can't unring a bell - it makes me shudder thinking about it. It's directly related to expectations v reality. Never have a 3some with a good friend. Both of us were repulsed. I've had a few 3somes during my swinging days and the experience was very different. My first punting 3some was a two girl BJ and it was out of this world. Walked around in a daydream for a while afterwards

[GreyDave]

Like Smiths and others, done the bukkake bit and filming/photos with a crowd of guys all waiting getting the wood up to paint a girls face     ( seen guys leave feeling uncomfotable with other cocks about )
You start of thinking this will be great and usally its a scrum you wait and spunk up mostly by wanking youself except for the money shot. There is always a BBC or WBC thats like a fire hose makes me feel
I ve enjoyed  MMMFs   at parties and the girls have seem to like as its usally one on one resting and one getting up. DP/V can be disapointing as I ve found anal to be but Ive really enjoyed tag team shagging and DP/V where you get tired or close and move over for a new chap (this dont work with hoggers as some times happens at parties at swingers clubs I ve been to) I have to pinch myself to remember its all done just fer the cash
and these girls forgive pun treat it all like a sausage factory job some, as others have said on  here get compedetive making me feel even

[JV547845]

If the thought is better than the reality for them then maybe the punter needs to learn to manage their expectations, not get carried away poring over a WG's photos and/or cut down on internet porn. 

I never had a threesome because I thought it would be super life change-ingly amazing after reading a fluffy review, I just wanted to know what it was like and felt like trying it one day so went for it when I saw a tempting offer.  The first was a bit weird because one didn't want to kiss after RO on the other but I got to shag a really fit girl I'd have otherwise overlooked, and the second was really fun even though one of them was holding the condom on or flicking herself off constantly during sex.  She teased my bum hole later while I was shagging the sultrier of the two which was awesome.  I've still got to tick double cow girl (CG with face sit) and a combined BJ and rim job which both need threesomes.

[GreyDave]

 I've still got to tick double cow girl (CG with face sit) and a combined BJ and rim job which both need threesomes.
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Done this a few times when I was younger it was for me A, expensive 2 girls always are and B, quick 

Lucky to of been in this situation at a party but when I`d shot the one on cock and big black girl, the girl on my face a blonde stick was still going for it ( funny how you lose interest when youv`e popped but Black girl stayed in place ( thats what Kamagra does for the little fella) grinding and encouraging the other   .

I was really knackered and just not into it yet it had been on bucket list for ages, what did the stones sing; you dont all ways get what you want...you get what you need...really after these bucket list punts it made me think about returning to my roots which I have done the 15 min shag n`go in Soho  £20.
Fantasy is for porn and wanks its expensive and in my experance unrewarding  .... but Emma Butt  now thats ......

[Curious6705]

Tbh after 25 years of punting (with gaps) I don't have fantasies - just memories. 

Never tried a MMF - unless you count parties. Things have happened at parties which I had never fantasised about but which are great memories.

I've never sought a FFM as a solo punter, but have gone along with it a few times when a WG has suggested it as an upgrade.

[anyfucker]

Funnily enough, the best shower facilities I have had in a hotel was in an Ibis (yes, an Ibis) just off the M4.  Plenty of room and it meant a great shower with the lady I was sharing it with.  Other than that, I agree with the general principles stated here about showers. The other potential issue that has not been mentioned is that the fake tan often washes off - on the other hand, better it comes off in the shower than on the sheets!!!!

ask for a disabled room, they have access for wheelchairs so plenty of room 

[CBPaul]

ask for a disabled room, they have access for wheelchairs so plenty of room 

Great idea. I imagine they also have hand rails which allow for extra purchase and help avoid slipping all over the place.

[CBPaul]

Never done an over night because I imagine it would be a tremendous disappointment. Longest I've done is a 2 hour booking and that was 45 minutes too long.

Seeing a prossie a second time after a good first punt can be a massive let down. Many get better on the second visit but now and again I've gone along with the punt planned in my mind - things I regretted not doing or not doing more of the first time out - only to be disappointed by my raised expectations. The one that really springs to mind was probably the tightest prossie I've ever had the pleasure of. First time out she went for it cow girl and my god did I struggle to hold on for more than 60 seconds. From the moment I left to the moment I saw her again I had it set in my mind. On the morning of the next punt with her, have a wank in the shower, then for the punt round 1 would be cowgirl again and round 2 had to be doggy, nothing else would do. All went smoothly, wank in the shower, got down to amazingly tight cowgirl very quickly, recuperation and then onto doggy. Only problem was she didn't do doggy without a good handful of lube. Such a disappointment.