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Author Topic: Punts were the thought is better than the reality  (Read 1924 times)

Offline Daffodil

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

Offline Owwhatanight

I do agree with you on that, But a shower with a little Thai girl......now thats different

Offline NIK

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

Exactly I've had dozens of threesomes and barely a good un among them. I can never relate to all those fabulous reports about when the girls passionately get it on together.  :unknown:
In my experience, apart from one excellent duo (who I saw a few times) they would barely touch each other.  :angry:

Offline CBPaul

Or in your typical budget end hotel, it's more like being crammed into a rush hour bus with standing room only.

Offline hendrix

With threesomes, it obviously depends on the girls. I've been bloody lucky in that regard. I love shared showers but yes, they're pretty shit in some venues. However, my favorite London hotel for outcall has a proper walk in shower room.. Perfect for ws as well as more usual shower fun.

I like the idea of extreme BDSM but the reality so far just hasn't done much for me.

Offline Matium

However, my favorite London hotel for outcall has a proper walk in shower room.

Which hotel is that?

Offline hendrix


I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

I always fancy snowballing - right up untill the moment I have come in her mouth. :lol:

Offline doc14

I always fancy snowballing - right up untill the moment I have come in her mouth. :lol:

I always feel like fucking a girl 2 or 3 times but that is before I've come once :dash:

Offline GeeWiz

Overnights.

I had to try one, but the reality was that even at £100 per pop, I'd rather have used it for separate bookings.

Offline Ali Katt

Anal sex? It's just the novelty which gets me off.

Tony Montana

I once shared a bath with a WG, the fantasy/reality gap was just like this


I always feel like fucking a girl 2 or 3 times but that is before I've come once :dash:

+1

I always fancy snowballing - right up untill the moment I have come in her mouth. :lol:

I used to be like that. Once you've done it the first time, its easy!!

tcm

Offline Stiltskin

My first and only threesome, could not be further from how I'd imagined it...

Met them at their flat, but it turns out it wasn't their flat, as they had to turf some poor bloke out of bed to use it. I met him on my way up the stairs, but at least he'd warmed the bed for me, even if he hadn't made it :(

Started off with a four hand massage and one of them had seriously rough hands, as rough as sand paper. It was getting painful, so I had to stop them.

The rest of the session was more or less scripted and they both had an 'end' to take care of. It consisted of the older (45+) skinny one smothering me with her tits and mouth, whilst a barrel shaped girl rode me cowgirl for a while then wanked me furiously for the rest of the session. I like a good snog, but the older girl who was DFK'ing me had really bad breath. So bad I was trying not to breath too deeply as I kept getting really strong whiffs of it.

I still makes me feel a bit sick every time I think about it. At the time you put up with it as you're horny, but afterwards  :vomit:



Offline the_exile

The times where you save yourself up for days, then it's all over in seconds - really frustrating  :angry:  If I've got to the point of deciding to visit a prostitute, then I want to be able to fuck her properly!

Don't bother with that now, I'll have a wank when I feel I need one, I know I'll be able to cum again later that day or the next should I wish.

Offline aardvark

Or in your typical budget end hotel, it's more like being crammed into a rush hour bus with standing room only.
Funnily enough, the best shower facilities I have had in a hotel was in an Ibis (yes, an Ibis) just off the M4.  Plenty of room and it meant a great shower with the lady I was sharing it with.  Other than that, I agree with the general principles stated here about showers. The other potential issue that has not been mentioned is that the fake tan often washes off - on the other hand, better it comes off in the shower than on the sheets!!!!
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 05:52:51 PM by aardvark »

Funnily enough, the best shower facilities I have had in a hotel was in an Ibis (yes, an Ibis) just off the M4.  Plenty of room and it meant a great shower with the lady I was sharing it with.  Other than that, I agree with the general principles stated here about showers. The other potential issue that has not been mentioned is that the fake tan often washes off - on the other hand, better it comes off in the shower than on the sheets!!!!

And the WG is always paranoid about getting her hair wet.

Offline SirFrank

Exactly I've had dozens of threesomes and barely a good un among them. I can never relate to all those fabulous reports about when the girls passionately get it on together.  :unknown:
In my experience, apart from one excellent duo (who I saw a few times) they would barely touch each other.  :angry:

Ditto. I still remember my first 3some. Non punting related. Me my best mate and a girl we worked with. Worst experience of my fucking life. I can still remember his hand on my hand on her twat. Even now it makes me feel queasy just thinking about it. For some reason I thought it would be out of this world. It was awful
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I once shared a bath with a WG, the fantasy/reality gap was just like this



Lex - So true but did try jacuzzi sex once it looked appealing but far too slippy once got into full steam pumping nearly drowned her doggy style.

3 somes only had twice with different pairs and both times really good as they both were into one another and that was the turn on that I wanted before I joined in the fun.

Showering with a WG a definite  No No. For me as I'd like some privacy as I wash the weiner, floss the ring and remove any dangle berries to present a clean tasty dish for her (my) delight.

Offline Simplysimon

Three years ago had a MFF with my then partner and a SP , fantasy was that it was going to be the most incredible experience of my life , reality was the SP was more into my partner than me and the whole evening was just awkward .

Offline smiths

Ditto. I still remember my first 3some. Non punting related. Me my best mate and a girl we worked with. Worst experience of my fucking life. I can still remember his hand on my hand on her twat. Even now it makes me feel queasy just thinking about it. For some reason I thought it would be out of this world. It was awful

I have done many MMF threesomes but i wouldnt do them with my best mate or indeed any non punting mates. it would make me feel queasy as well.

Thats entirely different to doing MMF with other punters in my experience although for me i really cant stomach seeing or being involved in Anal anymore, it makes me want to puke so strictly FFM punts only nowadays.


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Offline smiths

I've recently commented to two threads that mention common "fantasies" were I feel the reality usually falls well short of the expectation.

The first is threesomes. I have read about some guys having bloody good ones, but far more having mediocre to poor experiences. I have never tried a threesome punt. It's fucking hard to find one prossie to provide enthusiastic service on a regular punt, never mind two at the same punt.

Any others?

Threesomes can be good but obviously its all about finding WGs who both offer a good service or if a MMF another punter who you get on with in a non sexual way in my case, although no more MMFs for me.

The big decision is do you want the WGs to do girl-on-girl or concentrate on you. I only want the latter so that makes it somewhat easier as finding two convincing WGs to do GoG isnt necessarily as easy as it might sound. Lots say they are bi-curious, thats bollocks, merely marketing in reality.

Its not just a case of putting two WGs you fancy together although you could get lucky this way. What i have found and especially with EE WGs where i had punted with both individually before is one or both are inhibited by the other so what they were good at at the 121 isnt transferred to the threesome. Research by reading reviews and asking for recommendations will of course help locate two good WGs.

What never lived up to my expectations were gangbangs with say one or two WGs and six or more punters. Too much hanging about for my liking, the only upside for me was they were cheap as the higher the punter ratio the cheaper such events should be. This included Bukkake gangbangs, ok to start with but i soon got bored with them due to the lack of variety. Group sex with more WGs is much more preferable to me.

Anal penetration is another thing that i thought i might like but dont, Anal play is ok on the WG but i dont find Anal sex a turn-on at all, its the main reason along with punters rubbing out that i no longer do MMF punts.


Offline SirFrank

I have done many MMF threesomes but i wouldnt do them with my best mate or indeed any non punting mates. it would make me feel queasy as well.

Thats entirely different to doing MMF with other punters in my experience although for me i really cant stomach seeing or being involved in Anal anymore, it makes me want to puke so strictly FFM punts only nowadays.

You can't unring a bell - it makes me shudder thinking about it. It's directly related to expectations v reality. Never have a 3some with a good friend. Both of us were repulsed. I've had a few 3somes during my swinging days and the experience was very different. My first punting 3some was a two girl BJ and it was out of this world. Walked around in a daydream for a while afterwards
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Offline GreyDave

Like Smiths and others, done the bukkake bit and filming/photos with a crowd of guys all waiting getting the wood up to paint a girls face  :D   ( seen guys leave feeling uncomfotable with other cocks about :D )
You start of thinking this will be great and usally its a scrum you wait and spunk up mostly by wanking youself except for the money shot. There is always a BBC or WBC thats like a fire hose makes me feel :( :(
I ve enjoyed  MMMFs   at parties and the girls have seem to like as its usally one on one resting and one getting up. DP/V can be disapointing as I ve found anal to be but Ive really enjoyed tag team shagging and DP/V where you get tired or close and move over for a new chap (this dont work with hoggers :thumbsdown: as some times happens at parties at swingers clubs I ve been to) I have to pinch myself to remember its all done just fer the cash
and these girls forgive pun treat it all like a sausage factory job some, as others have said on  here get compedetive making me feel even :( :(


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