Was up in Newcastle for business and fancied a late night massage. Looked around and Shanghai was open late and the reviews on here didn't seem too bad. It was pretty much central Newcastle so easy to find. Walked in and was greeted by a very grumpy lady on the desk. This has been mentioned on other reviews and is accurate. Booked an hours massage for £45. Walked straight in to a room and was joined by a young, attractive Thai. Forgot to get the name, sorry. She walked out as I undressed and I waited on the table for quite a few minutes before she walked back in.
The massage itself was just plain awful. She clearly had no idea what she was doing and stayed on my back doing the same few areas for what seemed like 30 minutes. I had to ask her to move on to another body part because it was just getting boring and painful. The only positive thing about the massage was the cat and mouse game we were playing. She would often rest her skirt on the table and try to place her pussy (with her knickers on) on top of my hand and encourage me to touch it to get me in the mood. I would often move my hand slightly to pretend I didn't know that's what she was trying to do. But eventually I started to rub her clit through her knickers as I got bored with the massage. This prompted the extras question. She offered HE, naked HE and oral. I paid the extra £35 for the naked HE as I said I didn't have enough money for more, which I wasn't actually interested in. But she kept suggesting I can go and get more money out at the cash point. She even offered a four hand HE a few times but I told her I only wanted naked HE. This obviously put her in a bad mood because she got a bit grumpy and she just tried to get the HE done as quickly as possible. Very limited pussy action as she kept her legs firmly shut. She finished with 10 minutes to go and I was pretty pissed off so just left.
In summary, I should know better when it comes to massage shops. They have rarely delivered for me in the past but my horniness got the better of me. I will try to learn my lesson in the future and stick to well reviewed individuals instead of playing massage shop roulette.
