External Link/Members OnlyAfter another member reviewed this WAG I wanted to take a risk and see what the fuss was about.
MY review is as follow:
Communication is great and responsive. You talk with someone who pretends they are the WAG but in reality its their friend. Long story short the WAG speaks little to no English and her mate answers the phone pretending to be her etc. I asked if she was the girl in the picture and the response I got was "No but i look like her with smaller chest".
Venue is a house split into separate flats in Penge near the Aldi. Plenty of parking. Entrance faces a bus stop. Setup and and place is typical EE. No shower option, a in out quick job.
Girl speaks no English and all communication goes through her friend. Girl is 22, 5ft 8, size 8. She's not gym fit but definitely slim. I would describe her as slim thick. Cute arse and curves in the right places. B chest that isn't so much perky but more puffy. Reasonably pretty. Shares a resemblance to the girl in the pictures (second photo)... I wouldn't give her a second stare in the street but there was something that made me what to fuck her brains out. I think it was the blonde Jennifer Lawrence vibe. Tattoo sleeve on the right arm. Face was 6/10 body 8/10.
Service was acceptable for a P&D and nothing more. BJ skills are about 6/10 good pressure but she was done within 4 minutes and despite me telling her not to she just wanted to walk me off. Not sure if this was a language problem or her trying to get me to come without having to do anything else. Pussy is tight but there was no connection at all. Dare I say it was as close as fucking a corpse I've come close to. At £40 for 15 minutes I was expecting a shit service which it was but I think the JL look just edged it to neutral.
Would I go back, no. Once is enough for me and I got it out my system. The lack of language made for far too many awkward moments. Additionally her extras list is a
joke.
Kissing is 20, OWO is 30, cum on body 20... in a 15 minute booking that would be a total price of 130. Fucking delusional.
Bang her for 15 minutes fuck her good and get out, forget any extras.
Plenty of much better P&D that I've reviewed.
