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saw her a couple of weeks ago

Location: Nice apartment in Mayfair.

Fee: £600

Girl: Exactly like the photos. Slightly distinctive face IMO but facially very attractive. One of the best bodies I've ever seen - really good bolt-ons. Was nicely done-up. I would say age of 23 is accurate. Definitely not 5'10 as stated (perhaps 5'7).

Service: Sorted the paperwork and then she was on me with great DFK. Then OWO which was performed well and then 69 (which I don't normally do but was good fun). Sex in all positions requested. Massage and then second round.

Only slight negative is that she felt a bit distant at times. Talking was a bit awkward but she was very nice at the same time.
 
Will I return: Perhaps

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Thanks for reviewing as usual. Solid intel for the no limits thread. I will add on.


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Holy shit, he's a post OP. Oh....Oh....my head.

Are you serious?  :lol:,  600 quid for an inbetweener?
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More chance Brazilian this shit happens..
Makes me very paranoid..

I stick to Russian, Romanian, British..
Far far less chance...
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Thanks for reviewing as usual. Solid intel for the no limits thread. I will add on.

You didn't get a hard on did you ???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Offline Momodan38

Oh shit...

Did you ask for intel beforehand? Someone like Professor Larryshouse would have nipped that shit in the bud for you beforehand.

Anyway, not sure how much this will screw with your head or if it even matters to you at all but...

a) Don't fret, what's done is done, you didn't know and thought you were fucking a woman.
b) Don't worry about what others here say about you, its an anonymous forum, no know one knows you.

Chin up and better luck next time.

PS: I would send an angry message to the agency about this.
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Oh shit...

Did you ask for intel beforehand? Someone like Professor Larryshouse would have nipped that shit in the bud for you beforehand.

Anyway, not sure how much this will screw with your head or if it even matters to you at all but...

a) Don't fret, what's done is done, you didn't know and thought you were fucking a woman.
b) Don't worry what others here say about you, its an anonymous forum, no know one knows you.

Chin up and better luck next time.

PS: I would send an angry message to the agency about this.

When a man is 100% waterproof straight ( like myself obviously 🥊🥊🥊👊👊👊) then yes obviously would fuck with the head.. absolutely sickening.. ( thankfully 🙏🙏🙏 no experience at all 🙏🙏🙏)

If a man is bi-gay then another day at the office..

Simpletto
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When a man is 100% waterproof straight ( like myself obviously 🥊🥊🥊👊👊👊) then yes obviously would fuck with the head.. absolutely sickening.. ( thankfully 🙏🙏🙏 no experience at all 🙏🙏🙏)

If a man is bi-gay then another day at the office..

Simpletto

Eloquently put 😂

Either way hope OP is good 👍


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Are you serious?  :lol:,  600 quid for an inbetweener?

Yes, when I saw the intel I was horrified. I was fooled lol.

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You didn't get a hard on did you ???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

KT this man looks better than a significant % of service providers  :lol:. What the hell are these surgeons doing? I don't know if they are agents of the devil or angels. This is ridiculous lol. OP I hope you're ok, he could have fooled many of us. Stay strong, Jesus is with you 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿.

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Shame she chopped off that big meaty cock

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KT this man looks better than a significant % of service providers  :lol:. What the hell are these surgeons doing? I don't know if they are agents of the devil or angels. This is ridiculous lol. OP I hope you're ok, he could have fooled many of us. Stay strong, Jesus is with you 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿.

It's absolutely frightening
Creates paranoia


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Should this be moved to the transgender section then?

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Should this be moved to the transgender section then?

You're right. I was too shocked to consider doing that. I'll move it now.

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I’ll get on to Trading Standards 
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Offline Sean.Gold

I’m a bi dude and do sleep with trans women but its gross these troons hide this shit. Its rape by deception

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I’m a bi dude and do sleep with trans women but its gross these troons hide this shit. Its rape by deception

Just up your street then
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