Summary - £40/hour fucking crap HE refused
External Link/Members OnlyAfter mixed experiences here time to add to the never list.
Had booked the day before with tikky and to be honest was just expecting a massage from her. Arrived to find tikky locked out so had to wait with her in the corridor for the place to be unlocked- and this was in the afternoon!
Went in and got assigned to this girl NIDA instead. No complaints from me at this point as she was very young quite attractive and wearing quite geeky specs. Started massage which was very poor. She didn't know how to warm the oil and hadn't made a hole in the headrest tissue- should have been an indication she didn't know what she was doing. Massage was just nothingness neither therapeutic nor sensual. After 10 min into the hour asked if I wanted extras.
Roll over was pretty soon afterwards. A pretty poor massage followed. Now I must admit I'm no Brad Pitt but I was surprised when she suggested that she could do the HJ then someone else could finish the massage. She offered pear FFS. She had two strokes and I realised the massage was in fact dazzling compared to the crap HJ that was to follow. I stopped her and said let's give up and get someone else. It took ages for this message to get through which was very annoyingly eating into my time.
Eventually she went on a mission to find anyone except pear. Tikky turned up and finished the massage. She was trying with ball swipes to try and get little Wayne to have a he but I was pissed off by this point so if already decided I wouldn't pay another penny.
I seem to recall in the past that tikky has been fine for a massage but this time it also wasn't great. Tikky doesn't do it for me at all and she's a bit heavier than I remember so there was no way she was going on the table to do the job properly.
I had asked Nida at the start when she said she was new where she had worked before and she replied 'Sainsbury's'. Couldn't make it up.
Overall as fucking crap as it could be.
