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Author Topic: Pineapple juice - myth or scientific fact?  (Read 1882 times)

OK, so does drinking pineapple juice make your jiz taste more appealing to the fairer sex?

If so does it have to be natural fresh pineapple juice or is the concentrated stuff from Aldi OK?

I look forward to some informative and amusing anecdotes  :)

Offline jay0707

Fruit in general alters the taste of your semen. Then again so does sodium etc. however negatively.

Offline smiths

OK, so does drinking pineapple juice make your jiz taste more appealing to the fairer sex?

If so does it have to be natural fresh pineapple juice or is the concentrated stuff from Aldi OK?

I look forward to some informative and amusing anecdotes  :)

Yes it does make mine taste better and if you check on Google there are various other things that are recommended that do as well. I only drink pure Pineapple juice so dont know if concentrated has the same effect.

Offline inneedofagoodfuck

I have a lot of onion garlic and chillie in my diet.... tasty!

Offline Sienna_Bronze

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Anything you consume that's sweet will make spunk taste better not just pineapple juice.
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Offline dezzatheblue2

Got told mine was very sweet the other day, don't know what I had eaten though  :)
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Offline eyeseebee

Pineapple Juice gives me heartburn. I wonder how a Pineapple Juice and Gaviscon combo would make my spunk taste??

Offline JV547845

A WG told me heavy smoking can be picked up in your jizz and is horrible.  She's more accurate than a lab with a mass spectrometer, freakily so really.  Also she swallowed if it past muster by her. 

For £120 per hour I hope it tastes like shit. :lol:

It would be good if they lowered their prices on account of nice tasting sperm.

Offline 385North

It will make your spunk taste sweet just as asparagus will make your piss smell foul. Unfortunately the pineapple affect takes days to kick-in compared to the asparagus which takes just hours. 


If you drink a carton of pineapple each day for 3 days before a punt, it will taste (and smell) like pineapple. If you smoke, it will taste different again.

If taking viagra or any sildenafil ingredient it is safe, however AVOID grapefruit juice.
http://www.health.harvard.edu/fhg/updates/update0206d.shtml

(also orange juice could be a little tricky too)

Offline maxxblue

Do you need to drink nothing else but pineapple juice?

What if I have pineapple juice with my shredded wheat for breakfast, pineapple juice with my egg and bacon sandwiches for lunch, and pineapple juice with my chicken vindaloo (and a few pints of lager) for my evening meal?

Do you need to drink nothing else but pineapple juice?

What if I have pineapple juice with my shredded wheat for breakfast, pineapple juice with my egg and bacon sandwiches for lunch, and pineapple juice with my chicken vindaloo (and a few pints of lager) for my evening meal?

For the best effect. hydrate with pineapple juice, carton or concentrate, and water, for fluids a couple of days before a punt. No real hardship overall and if you're saving up your cum too, for a CIM, it would be appreciated by the WG or partner.   :P

I kissed a WG after I'd cum in her mouth and was very surprised how sweet mine was. I eat a lot of fruit generally and build up to a punt a couple of days before with the pineapple thing. A couple of WG's have commented post-CIM about it.

tcm

Offline Stav096

Pineapple juice will improve the taste, but do not over do it because you will put on wight; most jucies contain a lot of added sugar.

Passion fruit is also recommended.

Small shrimp salads, e.g the small pots available in M&S, two or three days in advance, also get good feedback.

Avoid Asparagus, or sucking on old pennies.

Offline Toby

Pineapple juice will improve the taste, but do not over do it because you will put on wight; most jucies contain a lot of added sugar.

If it's labelled as "juice" it cannot contain any additives (except water to rehydrate, if from concentrate). If it is a "juice drink" they can put whatever they like into it.

Offline maxxblue

Pineapple juice will improve the taste, but do not over do it because you will put on wight; most jucies contain a lot of added sugar.

Passion fruit is also recommended.

Small shrimp salads, e.g the small pots available in M&S, two or three days in advance, also get good feedback.

Avoid Asparagus, or sucking on old pennies.

I wish someone had given me this advice sooner.


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