Alessia Kiss Cambridge Awful Pump & Dump

[CockMonster]

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TLDR:  Even as a pump and dump this was below par even for Romanian.  Bossy controlling attitude, extremely limited options [- she tells you what position you do now - and for how long], rush tactics, cock pinching, and an attitude where she clearly thinks she is too good to do this job [apparently not love].  I didn't enjoy cumming and for the first time had a wank after a punt when i got home and enjoyed that far more.

CONTROLLING AND SHIT - I had no major issues but she clearly hates her job and the people she works for.

Price(s): £60 for 30 mins, didn't ask about extras because it seemed like it would cause an argument.

Logistics: slow replies and constant asking if I was white English was a bit annoying.  Called me when I arrived but phone signal was bad and I couldn't hear the numbers.  Asked her to text the numbers to be sure "NO I DONT SEND YOU THE NUMBERS I AM TELLING YOU NOW". Gave me two numbers which turned out to be apartment numbers for the block and asked me to call when outside which i realised was to give her the chance to take another look and check you are white english from the window.

Then buzzed me in BUT DIDNT TELL ME THE SPECIFIC APARTMENT NUMBER and it was only because my spidy sense were on point that I twigged which room it was and knocked [sorry cant be more precise than that for privacy reasons].

Location: As other reviews have mentioned its an apartment block off of Rustat road. It's fine, room was dark and moody with a salt lamp thing only. Shower was a bit shit even though it was the main attraction. Parking is free at weekends and out of business hours on these roads and plenty of spaces available.

Looks: 2/10.  Very haggered version of the pics attached. No make-up and no effort in performance.  Probably mid-30s instead of 25 stated.  Nice tits to look at but in missionary they pancaked into oblivion which was disappointing.  Arse was muscley, not to my taste.

Attitude & Service: I was given a comfort payment for hotel as I was we ll out of area fixing shit on sites due to the storm.  Decided to spend it on P&D punt with a shower to get all the benefits I'd want of a hotel room but go home after.

As mentioned above in logistics and looks, this wasn't an easy or fun one and if it wasnt for the fact I wanted the shower mainly I would have walked at several points.  I'd noted the mostly bad reviews with some 'positive if you like a P&D experience' but I have to disagree with them. Even by fucking low P&D standards this was shite, I was expecting to give this a neutral at the lowest based on the fact it was a P&D.

Lots of interrogation and controlling.  I asked for cowgirl "NO! you get on top" but please can I have cowgirl I have been doing hard work all day "NO! YOU GET ON TOP!"

After a while of this she was trying to pinch the base of my cock to rush things along but couldn't quite reach.  So when I asked to go to spooning position "NO! we try this position" and she got into a sort of sideways missionary which was ok and within 10 seconds there was the cock pinching... 

Normally I'm pretty forceful telling WGs pulling this shit to stop it, but from her tone and attitude so far I knew that would be an argument and she wouldnt stop.  I cum but it was easily the most unsatisfying orgasm I have had with another human being ever. 

She was then straight on her phone and getting the next punter lined up.  Initially given a flannel for shower but then eventually got me a proper towel.  I took my sweet fucking time as this was what I had really paid for 

To be fair: after this point she was rather pleasant to chat to, albeit with the calm of a dormant volcano ready to erupt at anything she thinks you said that she might not like.  I had no issues and was fine as I went with the flow, but it was the worse atmosphere I've ever had in a punt where i didn't actually walk.

Conclusion: I pumped her, had a long shower, and left with no issues.  But she really comes across as someone who thinks they are too good to be doing the job which is funny cus actually she is really shit at it even by Romanin standards. Bad logistics, time wasting, cock pinching CONTROLLING to the point of idiocy.  It was not an enjoyable experience and I genuinely had a wank when I got home which was miles better.

Also told me she was Polish and wondered why everyone kept asking if she was Romanian  I laughed at this as clearly Sergei knew what she was like and thought it best to do some honest advertising on AW for a change

Would I return?  Not even if I needed the shower again 

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[versace]

Thanks for the review, it was a great read. Shame about the stuck-up whore.

[JayEZ2K]

... Bossy controlling attitude... she tells you what position you do now - and for how long... rush tactics...
... from her tone and attitude so far I knew that would be an argument... ... she clearly hates her job...

Exactly the same punt I had a couple of years prior. I'm guessing you realized what the location was at the last moment... that place is notorious for shit women with the worst total review scores in Cambs. It's like a black hole as the most concentrated location of disappointing experiences in Cambs. A few more negative punts and the sheer concentration of sadness at that one location will open a portal to the demon realm.

... straight on her phone and getting the next punter lined up.

Another bit of evidence of the terrible state of punting... too few SPs and too many punters willing to pay for the shit ones. It's a boon for her since naive punters are still lining up to lose their money and leave disappointed.

[Awpunter]

Sorry for your misery time

Last week I had spare punting time but Cambridge landscape was desolate (sometimes better than other times; this time awful). However, not even in these circumstances I ever book with them. Just horrid times and money thrown away. They are always there and never good, even as dumpbags.

[Bornslippy]

Whenever I read a review relating to these awful cambridge Romanian whores, I often hope it would be the last. Such a shame it is so barren out there and these RIP off merchants continue to get punters. Surely they must be struggling though. Everyone on this site now knows to avoid them??...clearly there are too many desperate punters out there

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Had a nice hour with NickeyBeauty in Cambridge the other day, but yes the ammount of choice is dire:(.

If you do a search on UK Punting for most any service provider here it shows up neg's and crap performances and overpriced rip offs......

[JayEZ2K]

Whenever I read a review relating to these awful Cambridge Romanian whores, I often hope it would be the last. Such a shame it is so barren out there and these RIP off merchants continue to get punters. Surely they must be struggling though. Everyone on this site now knows to avoid them??...clearly there are too many desperate punters out there

Unfortunately at the moment there are too many punters relative to the SPs, so SPs seem to get lots of business, and have also raised their prices and reduced services. It's a great time for SPs, and a terrible time for punters. So much that a die-hard punter such as myself is almost entirely abstaining... which is possibly also a TOFTT at the moment. 

[Bornslippy]

I've basically given up with punting.

[lillythesavage]

Unfortunately at the moment there are too many punters relative to the SPs, so SPs seem to get lots of business, and have also raised their prices and reduced services. It's a great time for SPs, and a terrible time for punters. So much that a die-hard punter such as myself is almost entirely abstaining... which is possibly also a TOFTT at the moment.

Have some time on my hands so being looking for a change from regular SB,s and maybe adding to the review count, Apart from another go with the Lithuanian nothing along the A13 corridor has made me jump, not even for a P&D, and going searching off my normal track does not seem worth the effort.

Not that fussy either, fake and tramped stamped apart, I have no set type.

[20jay]

Unfortunately at the moment there are too many punters relative to the SPs, so SPs seem to get lots of business, and have also raised their prices and reduced services. It's a great time for SPs, and a terrible time for punters. So much that a die-hard punter such as myself is almost entirely abstaining... which is possibly also a TOFTT at the moment.

Agree 100% I'm ready to consider a girlfriend again.

[Bornslippy]

Hate to say it but currently a girlfriend would be less hassle and probably cheaper 

[20jay]

Hate to say it but currently a girlfriend would be less hassle and probably cheaper 

Mate, I already warmed up an old relationship for 3 months in 2020 coz of Corona, but then suddenly I remembered again why I no longer wanted to have permanent relationships.

Why buy a cow coz of a glass of milk, but what to do when the glass becomes as expensive as the whole cow   

I hate to say it but I'm at a loss right now....