Author Topic: FKK Artemis (Berlin) Feb 2022  (Read 12284 times)

Offline sexysunny

Previous Artemis reviews
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284943.0 Sep 2020
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=258993.0 Aug & Sep & Dec 2019
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223420.0 Sep & Dec 2018

Since my last visit, Tegel airport has closed. Brandenburg is unfortunately much further away, but Terminal 1&2 are really impressive. Very short queues at passport control due to number of officers, I had my vaccine certs and digital registration ready for checking so managed to pass through within 5mins. Two floors below arrivals there's a clearly signposted S-Bahn station, S9 (to Spandau) takes you to Westkreuz in around an hour and they depart every 20mins. Zone ABC single ticket is €3,90. FFP2 mask is mandatory.

Artemis is a few mins walk from Westkreuz station. Security use a phone with a government app that validates QR codes for vaccination (booster) or negative test or proof of recovery in addition to photo ID. Entry is €90 now. Same old wrist strap NFC tag for lockers, small locker for wallet/phone and larger locker for clothes/bag in changing room.

I prefer to go straight downstairs to the wellness area to shower since it's a bit more private, I'd rather not get my cock out in front of around 6 other dudes. I missed the breakfast buffet so I just went to the upstairs bar to get a soft drink, alcoholic drink tokens cost €10 at reception. I spent around 2 hours just assessing my options, there were around 20 ladies at 5pm and none were appealing to me. Eventually went with a safe option that I knew wouldn't rush me since I cum quick first time.

Ginger (ROM) size 8, straight red/brown hair, natural looking 32D but quite firm to hold, quite tanned almost Indian looking, facially 8. I just asked to play with her tits for a while, she offered OWO for €20 extra but I declined. I then fucked her slowly in mish until I popped. We then just had a catch up on stuff and some chat about our investments, she was a bit disappointed when I called time on the sesh! I should be charging her haha or at least some discount on extras. €70

Katalia (BUL) size 8, long straight black hair, 32C natural tits, facially 8.5. She had this quite seductive way of approaching me that worked well for the chap downstairs. Upselling OWO/kissing from the moment we entered the room which I declined. Good OW and she straddled me in cowgirl with lots energy and fake moaning and eye contact until I popped. €70

Evening Buffet: (self service) Chicken, rice, noodles, fruit and choc mouse. Decent but nothing special 7/10.

Nicole (CZE) I saw her last time and spoke with her again shortly after I arrived but decided to give her another try after food. Tall size 10, blonde, natural looking but firm 34e, 7 facially with big lips. Tried upselling anal but I declined. Great OW and straddled me in cowgirl with lots of energy and dirty talk until I came. No rush to leave the room and we chatted for a bit. €70

Melanie (ROM) Short curvy size 10 with natural 34DDs, short blonde hair, really soft skin, she was the most natural girl there, facially 8/10. No upsell, she softly sucked on my nipples and kissed my body down to my cock. Good long OWO and she encouraged me to put her hands wherever I wanted. Eventually she straddled me in cowgirl with lots of energy and close face to face eye contact until I popped. We chatted for a while afterwards so no rush to leave. €70

Avril (ROM) Tall, pale skin, 32c fake tits, platted red hair, stockings. She recognised me earlier from a previous visit but I didn't fancy her for the first fuck of the day since she's quite intense. She was still around at midnight, gets plenty of action being the only redhead but was free so took her upstairs. Started off with her sucking my nipples and playfully stroking me. Some really good OW, followed by really energetic cowgirl with lots of close face to face eye contact and fake moaning. She upped the pace and was slamming up and down so fast that I had to tell her to slow down. Eventually switched to doggy, there were mirrors beside the bed so got a nice view. I wasn't gonna cum so she finished me off by hand. Chatted for a while afterwards. €70

It wasn't that busy for a Saturday night and there was probably only one 10/10 stunner level girl. The DJ was excellent and the ladies looked like they were really enjoying themselves, dancing around like groups of girls in a regular club, some guys were even joining in. I decided to leave at 2am and catch the S-Bahn back to the airport. The S9 route back to Brandenburg takes 1hr 25mins after midnight due to stopping longer at some stations but only comes along every 30min.

If you only want to shag 10/10 girls then I'd wait until around May when the weather picks up and more restrictions are eased. But the girl:guy ratio is currently quite favourable (I'd say 60:40) so I don't mind too much. The main negative is that everyone must wear a FFP2 mask when walking around the club so it's difficult to judge what a girl looks like until she sits down and takes it off!

Offline pusfunman

Another great review. I hope to be posting one of my own in the coming weeks ;)

Offline Eeyore

Thanks for the report, I haven’t been to Artemis for several years now.

Just to confirm the €70 is for 30 mins & owo is sometimes included & sometimes an extra ?

I assume 1hr is €140 ? Plus does 1hr include any other extras ?

Sorry for all the questions but I was just comparing Artemis with the Frankfurt clubs. One of the reasons I left Artemis to go to FK clubs was that the prices in the Berlin club became too high and service levels dropped. However since the return from the first lockdown many ladies in FK have greatly increased their fees although kissing, owo etc is still generally not an extra.

I found the old Tegel airport was so convenient with a short taxi ride.
Although I didn't mind using the train to get to Artemis from the other old airport Schönefeld, I didn’t like using it late at night and using a taxi was expensive. Unfortunately I gather the new airport is built near to where Schönefeld was so that’s a bit of a pain for me.
However I’m still tempted to return to Artemis one day.




Offline viktor1080

Visiting Berlin for the first time...looking forward to spend sometime at Artemis  :drinks:

Offline jkrieg

Visiting Berlin for the first time...looking forward to spend sometime at Artemis  :drinks:

You and me both, I'll be visiting soon!  :yahoo:

Offline pantywetter

Do the girls walk around fully naked in FFP2 masks?  Bet that’s quite a sight!

Offline jkrieg

Just curious if you happen to know of a more cost effective 1 off type places or an easy way to find local independents there?

Artemis is on my hit list, but that's more of an all day buffet type thing. It's not cost effective when you are just looking for a quick microwave meal to keep you going  :D

Offline viktor1080

So went to Artemis last Friday, I believe it is so much expensive place, yes there were girls but a lot more men, to the point that women were in advantage... I had my drinks and food...took some sauna time. I liked Bartender more than any other girls...her smile was good....flirted with her, when I had enough as the place if fucking full of smokers got two girls for a threesome. One Romanian and Italian (I asked if she was Romanian she said very affirmative NO). Got OWO, SEX in different position while also enjoyed some girl on girl action. Total damage 390 EUROS.

Saw some street action on Potsdamer Road but could not muster the courage to approach.  :timeout:

Conclusion: England if better for punting.

Offline jkrieg

Should give airport girls a look. I have been doing some reading and it seems much better value for money. I'll be giving it a bash when I get there.

Offline Steve2

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 9,510
  • Likes: 35
  •  
  • Reviews: 95
Should give airport girls a look. I have been doing some reading and it seems much better value for money. I'll be giving it a bash when I get there.

I always enjoyed it there. A bit like the "Weatherspoons" of punting. All Romanian girls and as many quick 10 minute sessions for 4 hours as you could handle, and drinks included for €60

Offline jkrieg

Do you know if airport girls is definitely still open? I turned up at 9pm yesterday and the place was shut. Their website suggests they should have been open from 8pm

Offline Steve2

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 9,510
  • Likes: 35
  •  
  • Reviews: 95
I have not been since before lockdown so I haven't got a clue. As all the girls lived in, I would assume that there would be some signs of life. Lights on, etc if they were still there