External Link/Members Onlymeeting was from october but its taken me that long to find an active link....she was on gumtree.
Twas a cold friday afternoon and I was finishing work early so fancied a bit of relaxing before a heavy weekend.
Everyone I messaged was busy...apart from one lady who had a space at 3 pm. Read a couple of reviews on here and off I went without really thinking about it.
Her comms are in text speak which might annoy some people.
Her shop has metal shutters so you have no idea what you are looking for unless you have done a search on maps. Once inside my heart absolutely dropped. It was freeeeeeeeeezing. There was a couple of heaters on but that did nothing when there is a massive gap in the door and the wind was blowing in....and its straight of the street and the table is in front of you.
Nice enough lass,early 40s, about size 18/20....the type of lass that is the Aunty that gets pissed out her head at family parties.
So, she told me to get on the table as she was finishing early...not a good start.
onto the table and she starts with a bit of rubbing on my back...with one hand while she is texting someone.
The massgae is pretty rubbish but she does get straight into the reach under which is quite nice TBH.
Then she stops and texts someone else and the rubbing on my back continues.
I pretty much fed up with this now and turn over and ask her to finish me off.
think ive pissed her off and she is a bit rough with me but it gets the job done and iam out of there...never to return.
Summary.
£50 for an hour that was only 30 mins.
place was freezing.
you can hear everything thats happening outside.
Didnt click with her as she was texting all the time.
Sorry its taken so long to do a review.
