External Link/Members OnlyDate: January
I love my skinny girls and they don't always show up in my budget. I had a feeling this would be shit cos I saw Lola Lux (formerly poorly reviewed Barbie something
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When I get there and the front door looks like chipboard, although it wasn't too bad inside. Melani opens the door in a robe and takes me upstairs. She looks exactly like the pictures. She speaks no English. Barbie is talking for her. Maybe she was on the phone too. Whilst we talk I'm looking at Melanie and I'm getting weird vibes. Maybe it was the Lorraina Bella experience. She is sort of staring into space and whispering to herself.
I decided to walk. No English. Weird self-talk. No chance of communication.
The house itself wasn't a total shithole though which led to my next experience there.