External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySeen last month. £250 for 2 hours + £60 extra for hotel room.
Location: Hotel in Nottingham. Easy parking along Station Street as it was in the morning. Download the RingGo app to save a lot of faffing if you park there, the machines don't accept coins anymore, and my card or ringing the number on the side didn't work either.
Girl: Stated age 37 is about right. Very pale piercing blue eyes, high cheekbones and pumped up lips, didn't really find her attractive tbh (think pete burns' sister) and with those eyes I felt uncomfortable looking at her, like some kind of alien. Nice size 12 body and feet, fake tits but they felt pretty good.
Meet: tl;dr Terrible experience, unattractive facially, toothy blowjob, damaged cock, lots of phone attention, hidden extra, nasty texts afterwards.
This is really long winded but I've written it out in full as some parts won't make sense if I don't.
I give her the money, put my clothes in a bag in front of the left side of the tv, have a shower, she has a shower, I carry her to the bed (my only request), and turn the tv down a bit using the remote (will become relevant at the end).
Once on the bed and she starts talking about how her son also has OCD (I suffer from severe OCD hence why I punt infrequently and then for 2+ hours, purely to fit in my cleaning rituals before and especially afterwards. So equivalent to about 1 hour really for a normal guy), and "I totally get it, I totally understand you", that "this is all about you, this is all about giving you a good time", and even said that she would like to hang out with me outside of escorting. I know, it sounds fantastical but there it is.
So she eventually says what I would like to do, and I ask about a pse as never met a girl who offers that, so she tells me to lie down and relax, grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth, and every 5 seconds takes it out and spits on it. The amount of teeth contact was unbelievable though, the worst blowjob I could imagine. She probably thought I was in ecstasy with the groans, but it was all agony. Occasionally there was a reprieve from the teeth when she deepthroated it completely, which was cool to see although not that difficult with me as I'm below average. To be fair she seemed to like gagging herself on cock like that. I soon jump up and stop her due to the teeth and say uhh I think I would prefer a gfe instead. I then ask her if she likes being strangled a bit, she says yeah and I say how hard, and she says less than to kill me.
So I ask her to lie down as I caress her body, before getting on top of her, playing with her tits as she squeezes my balls and wanks me off. So I was just about to reach for a condom but then..
"Is it ok if I go for a wee?"
I think wtf, we've only been on the bed ~20 minutes, why not piss then jump in the shower at the beginning? So I say ok, she jumps off the bed runs to the bathroom, and must have done the fastest piss in history because she comes running back into the room between the beds, directly to her phone on the small bed next to the main bed. Facing away from me, couple of minutes in complete silence, leaving me thinking she just said that as an excuse to look at her phone. Eventually she finishes and says ok do you want me to shower and carry me to the bed again? I say yes please.
Nearly broke my spine carrying her to the bed again, as soon as she's on the bed she leans over and goes for her phone again, it must be muscle memory! She pauses and asks if she can use her phone again. I kind of sigh and say yeah. She finishes and then more chatting about nothing in particular, that she was here all week (why not tell me that when I booked, I wouldn't have given you an extra £60?), that I was hot and a good looking guy, that I should try dating (and that she is/was on a dating site recently), and that "everyone on earth is here for a reason". Well yours seems to be timewasting!
During this I guided her hand to my cock to get her to wank me off, she eventually grabs a condom and stretches it on like a mini teepee. Try doggy and mish, it's ok although very fake moans and groans. In mish I squeeze her neck a bit at the same time. Not all that hard and not for very long. Throughout this she keeps looking over to her phone. I say why do you keep looking at your phones, she says I'm waiting for a text from my son, I say haven't you got an alarm for when you receive a text, she says no. So just staring at the phone half the booking, great. I thought it was all about me?
Losing the will to live, so I stand up and ask if I can cum on her tits, she says yes and gets on her knees. I'm struggling to get over the line, another painful and quick blowjob follows and she tells me I can cum in her mouth, so I do and collapse back down on the bed. I grab a wet wipe and notice blood on my cock and there's a gash down the side.
"oh it's an extra 50 to come in my mouth, babe. is that ok?"
Ffs it's not on her profile and I wouldn't have gone for it if I had known. I say uhh ok as I mop up my blooded cock. She wanted paying by bank transfer right there and then, but I said I left my phone in my car (which was true), and she says "oh... ok you can pay after". I go and shower, can hear her talking on the phone a couple of times. I re-enter the room and I notice my clothes had been touched and moved, like someone had gone through the pockets, wtf! I look over and she was under the duvet pretending to be asleep on the bed (but with both her phones under her nose), I say hello, she opens her eyes and I say why have you touched me clothes.
"Oh I was trying to change the channel on the tv and your clothes were in the way". I say well how come I turned the volume down at the beginning no problem? She says "well I was just trying to change the channel" (still on the same channel though, so she tried and then gave up or what?).
And of course its double for me as I don't like having my clothes fucking touched. So I'm fuming and just get dressed in silence, and leave after briefly arguing at the door. Oh, at the end she had changed into a tight white blouse and mini skirt, so no washing between clients, just another mouthful of xxx mints for the next client.
Afterwards, she then starts sending malicious texts throughout that day saying I was dangerous and that I strangled and hurt her, and that she will report me if I don't pay the £50 quickly. I thought sorry after going through my clothes all bets are off, plus taking that extra £60 as it turned out she was going to be there for the whole week anyway.
Topic: Bustymay90 - Nottingham (Read 8296 times)