No 1 Thai - Newcastle (legit & bizarre)

[Weatherman21]

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Price.  £40 for 60 mins

Location.  Pink Lane next door to Zone One.  Not discrete.

Comms. Was a walk in.

This is my go to place for a legit massage.  So apparently Nan has left.  Led down the stairs to massage room.  Stripped to boxers and waited.  Massage was ok, not as good as Nan or as brutal as previous visit. Didn’t seem to have any structure and was all over the place.  Told turn over and this was where it went strange.  Kept patting my stomach and saying too big.  Told me to drink only hot water with ginger in it.  Then she finished with a head massage and again was giving me advice on my grey hair. 

Conclusion.  I’ll definitely be back but not with this Doctor wannabe.

[Fragilehand]

I'll give you some advice for grey hair.  Just for men or get a number 1 hair cut. 

[waynekerr600]

Are the insults included in the price or did she charge extra 

[Masonc]

  Wow

[datwabbit]

Pop into the Chinese acupuncture in Newcastle. You'll get a massage, happy ending and some treatment for your weight and hair. It's like the Aldi of personal care - everything under one roof.

I'm sure I've had Asian masseuse mention my health. I find it nice tbh. An extra on top of the extra.

Re: review - pity about the poor massage

[mackeson]

"Chinese acupuncture in Newcastle"
When I googled this about 8 treatment centres came up, do you have a link for the one offering HE?

[datwabbit]

"Chinese acupuncture in Newcastle"
When I googled this about 8 treatment centres came up, do you have a link for the one offering HE?

Pilgrim Street. Haven't been for well before COVID so don't know who's working there.