Author Topic: Shanghai Massage, Newcastle - Sasa  (Read 597 times)

Offline JasonsAllRound

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This happened in late Nov/early Dec 2021.

Comms: This was a short notice appointment and I had called 15 minutes prior to walking through the door to check it was ok for me to pop in.

Location: Near The Gate in Newcastle. Very indiscrete to be honest.

Looks: Probably about 5ft 6ish. Slim Chinese girl, perhaps around 30 with fake tits (which are really quite hard).

Price: £100 for b2b / covered bj for one hour in total

Meet: As mentioned, I rang ahead and headed straight there. I'd never been before but had seen some good reviews of this place at the time and thought I'd try it, I was apprehensive given the indiscrete location but it was late evening and wasn't too busy although some folk were about when I darted in. When I entered I was met with a chorus of moaning (no not that kind) from the room behind the reception, so clearly they were miffed someone had walked in. I should've walked then, especially as I'd called ahead. Anyway, I paid the entrance fee (£40 for 1 hour) and was shown into a red hot room. I was asked to hang up clothes and get onto the bed. About 10 minutes later the girl walked in and didn't look too happy. She started on my legs and it was a low effort, poor massage and she didn't ask what kind of massage I wanted until about 10 minutes in. I then said 'sensual' and she said, 'we don't do sensual only chinese massage'.............. :unknown:............ Needless to say, given the reputation I was somewhat confused. Anyway, she continued with her rubbish massage for a while longer until she asked me to turn over. I brushed her leg accidentally on purpose as I turned and she made a weird moan and asked 'what do you want?'. I just replied 'happy ending' and then she asked about b2b / bj / extra girl etc. I only had enough for b2b/bj which was an extra £60. She looked disappointed I didn't have more money. Anyway, off came her red dress and she went straight for my cock with no b2b. She put one of those famous bags over it and started the bj even though I clearly wasn't ready... anyway, after a while all went as expected and she didn't use any hands to bring me to a conclusion. She then spent an age at the sink and said she'll wait outside (she wasn't there when I left). No offer of any thing else even though we still had about 5 minutes left.

Would I return? I will not be returning even if they halved their prices. I jammed the door wide open when I exited in a petty show of disapproval. Given everyone will be tightening their money belts in the coming year, expect some reduced income from places which offer terrible service. Save your money.

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Thanks for the review, pity it wasn't better, we seem to be having a run of negs and neutrals on the massage front at the minute. Looks like a few have gone down hill.