So was Fergie's dad...Major Ron Ferguson who was photographed in 1988, entering the famous Wigmore Club, which was a massage parlour reputedly offering a la carte sexual services to members.
Here is a true story for you, Phoenix. It demonstrates how times have changed.
I used to do freelance work for an Ad agency called Royds situated about 30 yards from the Wigmore Club which was on the corner of Marylebone High Street and - yes, Wigmore Street.
Working in PR at the agency was the then very famous Denis Compton, a great cricketer, the idol of millions, and a lovely guy. Denis, who probably could have had a fair percentage of the women in England, was ironically the most sexually naive person I ever met.
Some kind colleagues got together to fund a massage for him at the Wigmore. He never went. He had no idea what went on there.
Life really is stranger than fiction. At that time I was living under a false name, as I owed so much to the tax people.