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Offline Marmalade

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And if Sadik Khan had anything to do with it maybe that’s one good thing he’s done. Maybe the Met can return to being a proper police force now and the Dick can go on OnlyFans in a special ‘uniformed lezzie’ section.

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I'm going to group Couzens, the bigots and the WhatsApp dead bodies society together as "rogue elements". I am not down playing the seriousness of what they did, but, Cressida Dick is not the 1st Met Commissioner to have not got a hold on rogue elements in the Met. Sadly she will not be the last who fails. The promoting of officers who have been found guilty of bullying, racism, misogyny, homophobia, dating victims of crime and so on shows an organisation, that in the main is a force of good, is consistently let down by elements who have let the power of being a police officer go to their heads. Cressida Dick has been weak or unwilling, call it what you like, to restore public trust in the Met.

Add to this the Met's flawed decision on London's party capital, Number 10, shows Sadiq Khan was right.

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Cressida Dick is what I do while browsing pornhub late at night.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

The decision to go is the right one of course but a few questions arise for me. It was only a few months ago that Khan/Patel gave her a two year extension to her contract. All these issues were known at that time and nothing really has changed since then. So why was she offered the extra time in the first place. Given this, why has Khan chosen today to put her in a position where she has to resign instead of sacking her? It makes me wonder if he has someone who will be given a "shoe in" straight away to cover the "crisis" who is even more WOKE and malleable to political pressure. 

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It makes me wonder if he has someone who will be given a "shoe in" straight away

The Home Secretary has responsibility for hiring. The London mayor offers their thoughts and assists but doesn't have final say.

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Only today she was screaming her virtues and saying she will not quit, pushed?
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Offline mr.bluesky

No doubt she will retire with a big pay off/ pension.

Offline golden bull

She should’ve been sacked 16 years ago let alone being made commissioner. She has blood on her hands and they swept it under the carpet.

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Well lets hope her sucessor .. will be a lot more Sucessfull;!...

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Well lets hope her sucessor .. will be a lot more Sucessfull;!...

You are hoping for a lot, it will be another box ticking exercise, change will only come with ruffling a few feathers, ignoring the backlash and boots on the street.
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Getting a grip on knife crime has to be top of the inbox tray for the new commissioner.   If they increased stop and search, it would do loads.  Part of me thinks a random screening booth at some stations would work, sort of like how airport security catches metal objects. 

30 teenagers are killed in the capital due to knife crime. It’s unacceptable.

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Getting a grip on knife crime has to be top of the inbox tray for the new commissioner.   If they increased stop and search, it would do loads.  Part of me thinks a random screening booth at some stations would work, sort of like how airport security catches metal objects. 

30 teenagers are killed in the capital due to knife crime. It’s unacceptable.

True. However Cressida Dick wasn't the first, nor will she be the last to fail in this area.

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Getting a grip on knife crime has to be top of the inbox tray for the new commissioner.   If they increased stop and search, it would do loads.  Part of me thinks a random screening booth at some stations would work, sort of like how airport security catches metal objects. 

30 teenagers are killed in the capital due to knife crime. It’s unacceptable.

I have my views on this.. I day it to people's faces.. and they do agree somewhat reluctantly
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

The Home Secretary has responsibility for hiring. The London mayor offers their thoughts and assists but doesn't have final say.

Technically the appointment is made by the Queen on the advice of the Home Secretary after consultation with the Mayor. 

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Sadiq khan is a anti road user bastard!!
Hope he fucks off too!!
Makes drivers lives hell as much as he can in the greatest city on earth
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Offline Colston36

Since the day the police force was founded 192 years ago there have been rogues. Before that there were rogues in the Bow Street Runners. There were bent coppers in the '70s when I was up to no good in London.

She has done no better or worse than predecessors. What the hell her being lesbian has to do with it I don't know apart from your prejudices. I am an equal opportunities participator and look forward to a session with my fave les couple in a couple of weeks. Mind you I always hated her fucking hat.
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Offline radioman33

Getting a grip on knife crime has to be top of the inbox tray for the new commissioner.   If they increased stop and search, it would do loads.  Part of me thinks a random screening booth at some stations would work, sort of like how airport security catches metal objects. 

30 teenagers are killed in the capital due to knife crime. It’s unacceptable.
I agree,why are we seeing so many kids stabbing each other still?.In the high street in Southend on sea they regularly have a walk through airport door screening for this.People are busy travelling from London to the beach so it’s at the top by the train station.

Offline King Nuts

And if Sadik Khan had anything to do with it maybe that’s one good thing he’s done. Maybe the Met can return to being a proper police force now and the Dick can go on OnlyFans in a special ‘uniformed lezzie’ section.

Ghastly woman. I can't believe it's taken this long to get rid of her.

Offline puntingking

And if Sadik Khan had anything to do with it maybe that’s one good thing he’s done. Maybe the Met can return to being a proper police force now and the Dick can go on OnlyFans in a special ‘uniformed lezzie’ section.

Doesn't mentioning the mayor of London counts as political (as forum rules states no race and politics aloud in off topic threads?  :unknown:
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Offline tintin100

Sadiq khan is a anti road user bastard!!
Hope he fucks off too!!
Makes drivers lives hell as much as he can in the greatest city on earth
I agree, the congestion in London is now beyond a joke, I sometimes average 7mph. There are some major roads in London that has 20mph speed limit, sure there is going to be less fatality at that speed but so is walking. I suppose we can all go on that bus his dad use to drive.

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I agree, the congestion in London is now beyond a joke, I sometimes average 7mph. There are some major roads in London that has 20mph speed limit, sure there is going to be less fatality at that speed but so is walking. I suppose we can all go on that bus his dad use to drive.
Is this the responsibility of London's  Commissioner of Police?   :unknown:

Offline FiveKnuckles

police commissioner must be one of the toughest Jobs in the last 10 years.  not only do they have to deal with terrorism, racism and knife crime, the shit was sexual misconduct to top the cake.

in the old days pc plod had more respect from the public.  these days they won't even disperse a gang of youths to avoid confrontation with the public.

Sadiq needs to be seen a tough guy.  he has run London down with transport problems.  don't get me started with all these yellow box cameras everywhere to generate income for all these councils :mad:

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police commissioner must be one of the toughest Jobs in the last 10 years.  not only do they have to deal with terrorism, racism and knife crime, the shit was sexual misconduct to top the cake.

in the old days pc plod had more respect from the public.  these days they won't even disperse a gang of youths to avoid confrontation with the public.

Sadiq needs to be seen a tough guy.  he has run London down with transport problems.  don't get me started with all these yellow box cameras everywhere to generate income for all these councils :mad:
Again is this the responsibility of the Police Commissioner, the subject of this thread or is it a matter of political decisions. 


Offline Jomoore

Technically the appointment is made by the Queen on the advice of the Home Secretary after consultation with the Mayor.

That's correct, so it's interesting to see what aspects of the mayor's "support" if withdrawn would be enough to "force" her to step down?

Or is it the case that after 40 years service (when she could have retired on full pension after 30 years) she's finally had enough of all the political bullshit and having to be personally responsible for the actions and misdeeds of the 30,000 personnel under her command?  I'd guess the latter.

Offline binbag

I agree with Jomoore. The politics she (or any commissioner) currently has to deal with stifles any possibility of doing the job properly. Political meddling is what has reduced the Met to a low morale force. Proper policing is , and has been, continually objected to because of political concerns. All the talk about police 'culture' distracts from the fact that their hands are tied, politically. For example, politics not policing is driving situation around the 'Downing St parties'. Recruitment and training are inferior so a lot of the people who become officers satisfy the political rather than policing requirements which of course encourages corruption and misdeeds.  A commissioner who tries to change that will be ousted for 'rocking the boat' and a commissioner who is compliant is at the mercy of the whims of current political masters.

Offline george r

Sadiq khan is a anti road user bastard!!
Hope he fucks off too!!
Makes drivers lives hell as much as he can in the greatest city on earth

he is a cunt, he has a convoy of bouncers with him when he takes his dog out for a walk ? yet drives his car to walk his dog ?

Offline george r

No doubt she will retire with a big pay off/ pension.

im sure she just signed a new 2 yr contract?  her pay off and pension will be mega !!

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he is a cunt, he has a convoy of bouncers with him when he takes his dog out for a walk ? yet drives his car to walk his dog ?

And a bullet proof Limo to boot, I seem to remember all the others used public transport or a bike. Led by example at least for the cameras.
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Offline Squire Haggard

There's always the huge payoff to cushion the blow.    :thumbsdown:

''MailOnline can reveal that Dame Cressida, 61, still has plenty to smile about as she will walk away from her post with up to three pensions estimated to pay out £160,000-a-year - plus a pay-off in the region of £575,000.

She can also look forward to possibly earning a small fortune from lucrative consultancy work, or even taking on a new high-profile public role.

There is also a chance that she may join her predecessor Bernard Hogan-Howe in the House of Lords where she could qualify for a daily £323 attendance allowance.

Hogan-Howe left the Met in 2016 with a £9million gold-plated pension giving him an annual taxpayer-funded income of £181,500 a year. ''

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I can just about stomach London for a day but nevertheless feel for it's residents having to put up with Dick.
She's seemed to have completely lost control of Londons policing and a great number of police appear to be a law unto themselves which rests at her door.
Very popular with the police herself by all accounts which is no surprise considering she allowed them free reign to fuck up investigations and then get promoted whilst having a nice dance with idiots blocking roads.
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I can just about stomach London for a day but nevertheless feel for it's residents having to put up with Dick.
She's seemed to have completely lost control of Londons policing and a great number of police appear to be a law unto themselves which rests at her door.
Very popular with the police herself by all accounts which is no surprise considering she allowed them free reign to fuck up investigations and then get promoted whilst having a nice dance with idiots blocking roads.

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Offline Gordon Bennett

She looks like a librarian, not a copper. She lacks the presence to even be a lollipop lady - 6 year olds would laugh at her and run across the road ignoring her.

I accept there is an element of admin and diplomacy to the role but she couldn't even get that right. I find her an embarrassment on every level.

Whoever gets the gig should at least look like they could actually apprehend a suspect if push came to shove.

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She looks like a librarian, not a copper. She lacks the presence to even be a lollipop lady - 6 year olds would laugh at her and run across the road ignoring her.

I accept there is an element of admin and diplomacy to the role but she couldn't even get that right. I find her an embarrassment on every level.

Whoever gets the gig should at least look like they could actually apprehend a suspect if push came to shove.

Much as we often have different views Gordon, I think you’ve expressed something important there and I find myself thoroughly agreeing with you. She might be a very nice lady and I’m all for ‘inclusiveness’ and stuff but she doesn’t inspire confidence in the public, and even on the ‘admin’ level, as you pointed out, there have been too many embarrassing failures on her watch.

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For disrespecting Greatest city on earth
I wasn’t aware he said anything about Edinburgh that was disrespectful?  :unknown:
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Cressida Dick was very popular with the Police officers of all grades and morale wasn't low.

Sadiq Khan, love or loathe him, is in a position of power in the nation's capital. I would imagine at any time he is subject of threats from any individual or group. For him not to be protected would be idiotic.

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Cressida Dick was very popular with the Police officers of all grades and morale wasn't low.

Sadiq Khan, love or loathe him, is in a position of power in the nation's capital. I would imagine at any time he is subject of threats from any individual or group. For him not to be protected would be idiotic.

I don’t think that’s controversial. But are you making a point apropos something else?

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Getting a grip on knife crime has to be top of the inbox tray for the new commissioner.   If they increased stop and search, it would do loads.  Part of me thinks a random screening booth at some stations would work, sort of like how airport security catches metal objects. 

30 teenagers are killed in the capital due to knife crime. It’s unacceptable.
Don't think the change in stop and search has anything to do with her, Mayor's policy as far as I know

Offline Jomoore

She looks like a librarian, not a copper. She lacks the presence to even be a lollipop lady - 6 year olds would laugh at her and run across the road ignoring her.

I accept there is an element of admin and diplomacy to the role but she couldn't even get that right. I find her an embarrassment on every level.

Whoever gets the gig should at least look like they could actually apprehend a suspect if push came to shove.

Sadly that's true.  To think that she replaced Bernard Hogan-Howe, a tough Yorkshireman with a track record of stamping out crime gangs in Merseyside is indicative of Khan's stupidity. (He also replaced the successful male London fire chief with another female failure).  Khan needs to go, but the fact that London is now a third world city means he'll probably stay.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

im sure she just signed a new 2 yr contract?  her pay off and pension will be mega !!

Her lump sum and pension would have been taken when she retired from the police service under national standard terms. The 2 year contract will have been outside of that with a commercial style agreement of payment/severance/pension in place. It may well be the government end up paying her to the end of her contract to go quietly?

Offline Whiskymac

 Cressida Dick is a product of today's ultra sensitive ultra pc and ultra woke, pussy footing, limb wristed mentality. The criminals are simply not scared and some of today's cops are simply not up to standard compared to previous generations.  What we need is someone like Dirty Harry as commissioner to get our police back in order.

As for Sadiq Khan, that meglamaniac has ruined London with the expanded ULEZ and has practically turned London's roads into glorified cycle lanes. He tells everyone to ride bikes and walk but he drives a polluting big diesel car. He's a cunt and a fucking hypocrite. Do yourself a favour and vote him out in the next London mayoral election.

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Offline golden bull

Lol she’s no nice lady!!  She’s the one who green lighted the order to shoot poor Jean Charles de Menezes after a botched surveillance and then lied through their teeth afterwards.

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Who would dick her if she was on adultworks?
And how much??
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Offline golden bull

Who would dick her if she was on adultworks?
And how much??

You mean how much she’d have to pay? I’ll truncheon her for 500 quid…..

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She might be a very nice lady
(Scottish humour explained).  :cool:
Similarly Mr Sadgit Khant might be a 'very nice chap'.  :D

Offline golden bull

(Scottish humour explained).  :cool:
Similarly Mr Sadgit Khant might be a 'very nice chap'.  :D

Lol ok, my bad 😁

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Who would dick her if she was on adultworks?
And how much??
Hope she isn't going to appear on the women you shouldn't fancy thread