Author Topic: Julitta - Adultwork (outcalls only)  (Read 3325 times)


3 review(s) for Julita_ (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Jason

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MEETING DETAILS:
Escort name: Julitta
Website: External Link/Members Only
Phone: 07873264158
Time of Visit: 19:00, Type of Visit: Outcall
Time Spent: 2 hours, Fee Paid: £260
   
PREAMBLE:
I met Julitta a while ago and I would have not normally written this review as I am not someone who posts reviews for any punt - if I was doing this I would be posting reviews all the time but frankly I have zero interest in becoming the forum’s top reviewer or TOFFT review hero while there are so many trolls and lurkers who offer absolutely nothing and plenty of others who are pussies waiting for others to TOFFT and meanwhile speculate as if there can be any guarantees in punting. However I felt compelled to write this review as I disagree in many areas with the review written yesterday by King Nuts and I didn't want to shit on his review as he is entitled to his opinion and myself to mine.
 
ABOUT THE VENUE:
A hotel in Central London. Obviously I cannot rate myself for my own choice of outcall place so I have no further comments to make.

ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (mixed)
Jullitta is around 38-40y.o (perhaps even slightly more), naturally blonde and facially although she doesn't have a very aged look she does have some imperfections like slightly long/open nostrils. To put that into perspective in a 9-way scale of (i)”ugly”,(ii)”below mediocre”, (iii)“mediocre”, (iv)“OK”, (v)“cute”, (vi)“pretty”, (vii)“beautiful”, (viii)“gorgeous” and (ix)“rare beauty” I would class her only as “mediocre” (or “OK” with a lot of push). According to my (often heavily deprecated) female beauty scale (which you may read in this thread) I would give her a face score of around 6.0-6.4/10.

On the other hand her body is voluptuous. Although not as slim as the pics suggest her body is nonetheless quite firm and sexy - excellent tits (really nicely shaped), great arse –I was getting an immediate hard-on just by looking at her body (god bless doggy, LOL). Her (barefeet) height is around 1.75m/5ft9in and not 5ft8in as her profile states. I would say her dress size is 10/12 (closer to 12) and breast size is either a full cup 36B or non-full 36C. Body score: 8.2/10

ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY AND OTHER FACTS ABOUT THE ESCORT: (mostly positive)
Julitta is friendly although she became a bit agitated at the beginning as I always want to be authoritative and she seems to like to command/boss proceedings. We didn’t have a good start but after the first round of sex while she supposedly reached an orgasm twice her behaviour changed completely and became very tamed and obliging. She is not Polish (ignore verification) although she did live in Poland and she (says that she) speaks Polish perfectly. For discretion purposes I will not reveal her true country of origin but it is a former USSR country now member of the European Union. She has a day job and she is very well spoken – truly classy lady who can hold a conversation about pretty much anything and without being university educated. She speaks perfect English and she also speaks quite fast.

ABOUT THE MEETING:
(A) Meeting arrangement: (positive)
Meeting arrangement was quick and easy. I called her the day before the meeting (she picked up her phone immediately) and I arranged a 2hr meeting with a provision of extending – I didn’t extent. Meeting location was set to be the hotel lobby. She required having the room number but she didn't call on it to verify –she is experienced enough to know who is genuine.

(B) During the meeting: (mostly positive)
She arrived at the hotel using public transport, wearing jeans and holding a External Link/Members Only. Despite I was disappointed by her appearance I chose to go through the 2hr meeting. I could have activated a plan B but my softer side decided against it. After all Jullitta was not THAT bad-looking as perhaps my description may sound – she IS fuckable but she utterly failed to match even remotely my slightly high expectations from her glowing AW reviews about how stunner and facially pretty she is.

Once the paperwork was sorted out Julitta went to the bathroom, took a shower and changed into a sexy outfit. Her service was very good. She does French Kiss with tongue properly and not just superficially. However don't expect “deepthroat/tonsil reaching” French kissing. She was very enthusiastic during shagging and she moans a lot – I couldn’t quite figure out how fake these moans had been. She is quite experienced and this shows in her positioning and style during sex – she didn't need any guidance or instructions for the more advanced positions. I had 3 long rounds of sex with her - during the first one she “climaxed” twice but in the last one which was mostly penetration she kinda rushed me to cum. Don’t get me wrong she didn’t clockwatch - we even went slightly overtime. She just rushed me to cum in the third round without though running out of time or her wanting to leave early.

Available services (that I used): FK (proper with tongue), OWO, RO, protected vaginal penetration sex in different positions, COB, cum inside her pussy (inside the condom of course), fantasy role play, striptease.  Sorry I may have elephant’s memory but I don't quite remember about fingering - I believe that I didn't attempt it or asked. Non available services (she refused): Shower together, CIM/COF.

CONCLUSIONS & FINAL VERDICT:
A good punt for those who like MILFs but not for someone like myself who like punting young/youthful pretty girls. She is fuckable but certainly she is overpriced even for outcalls and if I had seen a representative face picture of her I would have never chosen her (not even in a zillion years, lol). But each to their own, we all have different tastes and I’m glad Kings Nuts had a good time – there is no denying that Julitta is a good service provider (albeit not a facially attractive one - for me at least).

Q. Do I recommend her? A. It depends on your requirements and taste. If you are like me then obviously I wouldn’t recommend her.
Q. Going back in time would I meet her again? A. No.
Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. No.

DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT:
Overall Attractiveness: 7.4/10 (face score: 6.2/10; body score: 8.2/10)
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 8.0/10
Willingness to please: 8.0/10
Participation, enthusiasm & expression of enjoy: 9.6/10
Available services: 9.0/10
Quality of available services: 9.2/10
Hygiene Standard: 7.5/10 (slightly smelly pussy albeit not off putting)
Sex Protection Standard: 10/10
Health level & Energy: 10/10 
Pre-meeting communication/Reliability: 10/10
English level: 10/10
Smoker status: Smoker
Tattoos/Piercings: None (only classic small piercings on her ears)
Quality/price ratio: Poor
« Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 02:37:16 pm by Jason »

Old monk

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Even by my recently highlighted fluffy standards Im struggling to see how this is a negative review.
Were you disappointed by her looks? Yes but not enough to go through with it and after that you seem to me to be giving her some decent scores. Whilst I understand your disappointment looks wise, the fact she's not an actual minger makes it a bit harsh to call Foul when all else seems at the very least, acceptable!
 Your scores add up to 98.7 out of 110 seems pretty respectable to me!!!

Jason

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Even by my recently highlighted fluffy standards Im struggling to see how this is a negative review.
Were you disappointed by her looks? Yes but not enough to go through with it and after that you seem to me to be giving her some decent scores. Whilst I understand your disappointment looks wise, the fact she's not an actual minger makes it a bit harsh to call Foul when all else seems at the very least, acceptable!
 Your scores add up to 98.7 out of 110 seems pretty respectable to me!!!

Look I always try to be objective - I give credit where is due. I am not like others who if they receive a shit service form a gorgeous girl will say she that her appearance is 2/10 for revenge. If she was using representative pictures I would have given her a neutral as the decision to meet her would be an informed one. But the pictures and so far reviews are misleading and I base my rating on the question “Going back in future would I choose to meet her again?” If the answer is “No way” then I give a negative. Regarding the scoring system you may see it as giving multiple exams – if you fail to pass the minimum level even for just one subject you still fail.

Old monk

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Ok I can understand that Logic, so my questions are this, as she is on my HL because of the previous review.
Is she a minger or is she a reasonably attractive milf type? I see that for service you were fairly happy so if she's not Hanging I may well just call her for next week.
Are the photos representative of her size?
Do you think or did she do a toy show for you?

Jason

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Ok I can understand that Logic, so my questions are this, as she is on my HL because of the previous review.
Is she a minger or is she a reasonably attractive milf type? I see that for service you were fairly happy so if she's not Hanging I may well just call her for next week.
Are the photos representative of her size?
Do you think or did she do a toy show for you?

She is larger than her pictures. The pictures illustrate a woman of size 8/10 (given the height). Her real size is 10/12. Nonetheless you will find her body quite good – not so good when she arrives wearing jeans. You have to see her naked –those tits and arse are amazing for a woman of her age and put many girls in their 20s to shame. Very nice and smooth skin as well although with some freckles on her back if I recall correctly (but I may be wrong - I am not very sure about the freckles existence). If you fancy MILFs then perhaps go for her - she is not THAT bad looking woman. But she is not cute or pretty by a long mile. For me it was the kind of “forced” MILF session that I would have never normally chosen to do –especially at this price – btw the profile age was lower back then (I think 28 or 29). About a toy show: I didn't ask and I don’t think it is on offer either. She is pretty vanilla albeit passionate/naughty vanilla.

cockneybstrd

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Thanks Jason for an excellent review and commentary. Your attention to detail shames a lot of us.

However sometimes I think you could be a  punting cyborg from the future who has come back in time to save us from shit punts and fluffy reviews.

Offline King Nuts

I am astonished by this review. I posted a positive review of Julitta and I guess the forum can decide whom they want to believe.

Jason's 'preamble' seems to indicate there's an axe grinding away in the background, and I can only assume that this has coloured his perception.

The woman I saw was no more than early 30s and certainly not 40. Maybe her pussy smelled when he saw her. It sure didn't when I did. And as regards the hairsplitting stuff about nostrils and whether she's a size 10 or 12... what point is he trying to make?

Am far from fluffy and I'm sure Julitta can defend herself, but from my point of view, she's one of the best girls in London right now.

 

Jason

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Surely King Nuts. Let them decide who they want to believe and to whose taste they relate the most. I always stand by what I say, I try to be as consistent as possible and I post reviews when I dim necessary. I found your review and comments particularly misleading. I was already quite angry with all the fluffy AW feedback for all that money I spent on that outcall (considering that I also spent nearly £200 for the hotel) but I let it go. However I burst when I read a review here vouching about Julietta’s face attractiveness– WTF?. Regarding her age even Julietta admitted to be older than her stated age and she then failed repeatedly the year of birth test. And yes her pussy was not completely odour-free when I met her –that doesn’t mean it is always smelly but that there is the potential to also be smelly in the future.

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Surely King Nuts. Let them decide who they want to believe and to whose taste they relate the most. I always stand by what I say, I try to be as consistent as possible and I post reviews when I dim necessary. I found your review and comments particularly misleading. I was already quite angry with all the fluffy AW feedback for all that money I spent on that outcall (considering that I also spent nearly £200 for the hotel) but I let it go. However I burst when I read a review here vouching about Julietta’s face attractiveness– WTF?. Regarding her age even Julietta admitted to be older than her stated age and she then failed repeatedly the year of birth test. And yes her pussy was not completely odour-free when I met her –that doesn’t mean it is always smelly but that there is the potential to also be smelly in the future.


Dude, I write as I find. I have a long-ish history of writing reasonably concise reports that tell what I experienced. If the punt was rubbish, or there was some element that was poor, I call it out as such. You'll see I am far from fluffy.

I take nothing away from your illuminating reports, but I do think that over-analysis is something to be careful of. This is knobbing we're talking about, after all. So things like the '9-way scale' and 'body score of 8.2/10' perplex me.

If she's not 31, she ain't much more than that. I found her delightful company. I fancied her, you didn't. OK. As regards the puss, I have an acute sense of smell (something that's both a blessing and a curse in this game) and she was as clean as a whistle.

As regards the cost, yes, 150 quid's a lot of money. But tarts charge what the market will bear, and that's the going rate for anyone who's not a skank. Have had good 'uns for 120 quid, but not lower.

And as regards hotels, 200 quid?? You've heard of Travelodge/Premier Inn/Ibis right? No need to pay anything like that kind of money. Even at short notice, you can get a day room (till 6pm) at the Ibis near Blackfriars for 65 quid.





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OK. So in long story short this is a Negative because she is not facially stunning(and/or not as young) am I right?

sash

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Jason,
AGREE WITH YOU = I WISH PUNTERS TELL THE TRUTH AND SAVE US FROM CRAP SERVICE WG

45 YRS OLD
FRECKLES and SKIN WRINKLY
DONT LIKE HAIR TOUCHED
DONT LET FINGERS NEAR PUSSY
PURSED LIPS WHEN KISSING
TONGUE TIP FLICK AT MOST
CANT FUCK YOU FOR MORE THAN 10 MINS

ASKED HER TO LEAVE - AS FOR THOSE THAT RATE HER POSITIVE - GUYS, MEET SOME REAL SERVICE PROVIDERS.

NOT SAYING ANYMORE ABOUT THIS STUCK UP OLD WG.
OR WRITE ANOTHER WORD ON HER

Offline King Nuts

Jason,
AGREE WITH YOU = I WISH PUNTERS TELL THE TRUTH AND SAVE US FROM CRAP SERVICE WG

45 YRS OLD
FRECKLES and SKIN WRINKLY
DONT LIKE HAIR TOUCHED
DONT LET FINGERS NEAR PUSSY
PURSED LIPS WHEN KISSING
TONGUE TIP FLICK AT MOST
CANT FUCK YOU FOR MORE THAN 10 MINS

ASKED HER TO LEAVE - AS FOR THOSE THAT RATE HER POSITIVE - GUYS, MEET SOME REAL SERVICE PROVIDERS.

NOT SAYING ANYMORE ABOUT THIS STUCK UP OLD WG.
OR WRITE ANOTHER WORD ON HER

She obviously didn't like you very much. And what with all the SHOUTING, it's not hard to see why.

And if she's 45, then I'm Chinese. And as for the freckles (which I didn't notice) then since when did that qualify for a 'negative'?


« Last Edit: July 11, 2014, 06:52:06 am by King Nuts »

Offline King Nuts

MEETING DETAILS:
Escort name: Julitta
Website: External Link/Members Only
Phone: 07873264158
Time of Visit: 19:00, Type of Visit: Outcall
Time Spent: 2 hours, Fee Paid: £260
   


One other thing: if this was your first punt with her, why commit to 2 hours?

1's enough. I go for 30 mins, if available, for the first time. Seems to me something crawled up your ass about this, and I suspect the 460 quid for the punt + hotel is what's pissing you off the most.


Offline shagbambi

Once again a great review.  She has been on my hot list for a while, but I have been worried about her size.  Will be dropping her as Sash's comments about fingering combined with yours...

Offline King Nuts

Once again a great review.  She has been on my hot list for a while, but I have been worried about her size.  Will be dropping her as Sash's comments about fingering combined with yours...

Yeah, whatever. The Defence rests.

mrhappypants

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Jason, I am sorry to hear you had a disappointing punt.  Thank you for your review.  Blatant deception on age, size or services is worse when you are at this kind of price point.