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Author Topic: Taking a dump in her flat...  (Read 4617 times)

Offline Whore_Monger

So yesterday's punt got of to an interesting start.
Entered this polish WG's flat and immediately needed to take a shit, I felt it coming on maybe 20mins before but thought I could hold, I think that bottle of tropicana helped move things along.
Went to the loo hoping for a clean "Gilliam McKeith odourless one wiper" instead I got the aftermath of last nights BBQ, took me ages to clean up was tempted to jump in the shower then thought nah, let's give her a gentle introduction to hard sports haha  :lol:
 :cool:
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Offline cunnyhunt

Did you use the basin ? that really fucks them off  :D

Offline CoolTiger

Or the flush wouldn't quite work properly, and took 4~5 attempts to dispose of the evidence!!

Offline James999

Didn't ask her to rim you then?  :wacko:

Offline Whore_Monger

Haha yeah used the sink, initially tried bog roll but spotted a cloth so wetted that, wiped then put it in the bin, she'll get a shock!
Didn't ask her to rim you then?  :wacko:
That'd be an extra for sure haha!
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Offline CoolTiger

Didn't ask her to rim you then?  :wacko:

Do you mean the rim of the WC Bowl  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Whore_Monger

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Offline akauya

This thread is full of shit  :)


Offline CoolTiger

Glad I've not had my lunch yet   :D

Offline doc14

did she say anything or not notice last nights bbq wafting through the door? maybe she commented on the aromatics

Offline cunnyhunt

did she say anything or not notice last nights bbq wafting through the door? maybe she commented on the aromatics

I have been in some flats where it would be an improvement to the odour. :rolleyes:

Offline 385North

Fascinating stuff.

So is/was there an important conclusion to this tale that's topical for discussion or was taking a dump in a WGs loo the most interesting part of the punt?


Offline RandyF

Deffo been in hotel rooms and flats with whores, where you just know someone's recently shat.  :vomit:

Your sat trying to figure out if it was her or the last punter.  Suppose the best thing in these situation is to go squeeze one out yourself, so there's no embarrassment.  :rose:



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Offline cunnyhunt

Deffo been in hotel rooms and flats with whores, where you just know someone's recently shat.  :vomit:

Maybe pushed one out during anal  :hi:


10 out of 10 for thread titles. :D


Offline Whore_Monger

I know now that having done it once I now have the confidence to do it again, next time I need a dump I'll ring up my regular/some random romainian and do it round her place (then fuck of without paying a dime) #cheaperthan30ptoilets
WG's talk about give a GFE, well its time they received the BFE  :cool:
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Offline Whore_Monger

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Offline CBPaul

10 out of 10 for thread titles. :D

Yep, and appreciated ! Means I could leave reading it until well past lunch.


WG's talk about give a GFE, well its time they received the BFE  :cool:

 :lol:

 I may have to consider this myself. I usually evacuate my bowels before embarking on a punt but that can be a fairly fruity experience for the next one in the toilet. Half of me feels sorry for the next occupant but the other half, the infantile half, finds it very amusing. Mrs CBP has been getting very pissed off with my odourous presents for a few years now. 

I'm guessing that one should arrive at an almost touching cloth stage, I don't want to be spending part of my 100 quid an hour taking a dump, especially if it's a stubborn one which requires much wiping and a triple flush.

Offline punk

So yesterday's punt got of to an interesting start.
Entered this polish WG's flat and immediately needed to take a shit, I felt it coming on maybe 20mins before but thought I could hold, I think that bottle of tropicana helped move things along.
Went to the loo hoping for a clean "Gilliam McKeith odourless one wiper" instead I got the aftermath of last nights BBQ, took me ages to clean up was tempted to jump in the shower then thought nah, let's give her a gentle introduction to hard sports haha  :lol:
 :cool:

Is the punt a much improved experience with all the pheromones floating around?

Half of me feels sorry for the next occupant but the other half, the infantile half, finds it very amusing.

I have two infantile halves. If only I could tell you the things I've got up to amusing myself in toilet cubicles over the years....

tcm

Offline aardvark

If only I could tell you the things I've got up to amusing myself in toilet cubicles over the years....
That is very probably one treat too many ...............

Online dandaley

TMI

i am with hp what is this a squaddies forum ? sounds pretty disgusting behaviour using sinks ffs  :vomit:

Offline NightKid

At least the girl isn't coming on here to stir up shit for what OP did.  ;)


That might have been Knightkid pounding Maggie21 :D

Oh God, you're never going to let that go, are you?  :lol:


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