10 out of 10 for thread titles.
Yep, and appreciated ! Means I could leave reading it until well past lunch.
WG's talk about give a GFE, well its time they received the BFE
I may have to consider this myself. I usually evacuate my bowels before embarking on a punt but that can be a fairly fruity experience for the next one in the toilet. Half of me feels sorry for the next occupant but the other half, the infantile half, finds it very amusing. Mrs CBP has been getting very pissed off with my odourous presents for a few years now.
I'm guessing that one should arrive at an almost touching cloth stage, I don't want to be spending part of my 100 quid an hour taking a dump, especially if it's a stubborn one which requires much wiping and a triple flush.