Was away in Coventry on business and woke up super horny so thinking with my dick, decided to go for the only ‘available now’ option close to me and luckily staying in the same venue
Link:
External Link/Members OnlyService: 30mins [£80]
alleged GFE
Venue: 1st floor room in a popular hotel - rhyming with ‘millage motel’ super easy to get past reception and a short elevator ride up to floor 1. Parking was pretty easy, I believe it’s free on the weekend so didn’t pay anything. Room was basic, had some radio music playing, nothing to get you in the mood…just normal radio songs.
WG: Anna Leigh’s description is fairly accurate of herself although I found her boobs to be very small. Age is probably about right. Short hair, shorter than what she shows in her pictures. Slim but not an amazing bum, just a very very average woman to be honest. Nothing to scream about. Not my cup of tea but not ugly enough to make me walk.
The Meet: I texted her pretty early in the morning for a booking about 15minutes later to which she agreed. As mentioned previously, I was already staying at the same venue so it didn’t take long to get to her, made my way to the room number she texted with a quick stop-off to the ground floor cash machine. I knock on the door and she opens the door quite comfortably, none of that typical hiding behind the door stuff. She was wearing a normal green dress, nothing special.
After sorting the paperwork, she quickly slipped out of her dress to reveal her average body with some lingerie
and asked me to join her. There was no hugs, kisses or helping undress. So I stripped off and lay on the bed next to her and she began to stroke my dick, and not long after, the beast had awoken. Kissing was just pecks, no DFK.
We swiftly moved on to OWO, and of course it couldn’t just be normal head. Oh no, it had to be a cheese grater blowjob didn’t it
multiple times I told her she kept clipping my dick on her teeth and we failed to get into a rhythm because of that. She never took the full length in and the balls were being tickled but not licked or sucked. I asked her to stop and to just oil up my dick because the old boy was beginning to get soft and I really just wanted to nut and leave at this point. She started an oily handjob which is okay, bit rough but good enough to make me hard again. Now let’s take a trip into the sugar walls…
I’m very lazy, I like reverse cow girl so she got on top and began to rock back and forth on my dick. She was making noises which were clearly fake and I was lying there thinking GET ME OUT OF HERE. I asked her to go up and down which she tried for a nice, long 8 seconds before getting tired. So I started tryna thrust my self with no help from her and then decided NOPE, this isn’t gonna work.
So next I asked her to ditch the condom, oil up my dick and let me finish myself whilst she kisses my neck and ear etc. She did so and after a short while, I cummed on myself and that was that.
Summary: A truly terrible experience for the most part with a real lack of effort and enthusiasm. For the amount charged, the service is awful and honestly, I’d invest your money else where. Essentially, I paid £80 for a 4D wank. Unless a toothy BJ with a below average, small-boobed, short-haired old white women is your thing - I’d avoid.
I definitely will not be retuning.
