Topless massage (Linda) - Bayswater

[jonloops]

Communication:
Swift and clear communication via text - 5/5

Location Accessibility:
A 5-minute walk from Bayswater station; a minute or two longer if walking from Queensway station; building itself is easy to access; she will text you a code to open the entrance door; fairly busy building - a fair few people entering and leaving (Linda may ask you to wait nearby until it is quiet before she invites you in) - 4/5

Linda's room:
EXTREMELY small room (box room-esque); barely any space to stand; she used a plastic bag attached to the bed for waste disposal (lots of tissues, wet wipes...); there was what appeared to be a used condom on the sink, not a pleasant sight; the massage is carried out on a bed, the bed is covered by a towel (she most likely doesn't change the towel between clients); shower is extremely small and hot/cold settings difficult to adjust; possibly one of the worst set-up I have been to; room has no toilet; there is a toilet located outside her room which is shared by everyone on the floor - 1/10 (higher weighting attached to room rating as this completely ruined the meet).

Linda's appearance
Linda is fairly slim, around 5'4, very perky breasts (34b?), some noticeable moles on her body, ok face - 3/5

Linda's service
Linda is a true professional, asks for what you want and delivers, turns the phone to silent-mode during the meet, no messing around or timewasting, very respectful and polite 5/5

Price
40 for half hr, excellent value for money minus the terrible room - 4/5

Overall Rating - 22/35
An excellent service provider that operates in a terrible (squalid-esque) setting; I would rather she up her prices and move to a better setting; the terrible setting alone would have been enough to put this review as a negative but her professionalism and good character pushes it from a negative to a neutral. I would only return if she upgrades to a better setting.

Edit: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
(forgot to add link), thank you to Gold Finch for the reminder

[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[welby]

I guess it's the excellent service that keeps on bringing punters back, but good hygiene should not be taken lightly